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THE <br />AZErt <br />illF,MESOTA <br />HISTORICAL <br />SCCIETY, <br />Rift* tl ociet y <br />I Vele) 01144.e -esti <br />t <br />III <br />VOL L. ---No. 30. <br />HASTINGS. KINN.. iiTITRDAY. APRIL 18, 1908. <br />FRIENDLY ANIMALS. <br />The Intimacy Between Thom and Man <br />In Yellowstone Park. <br />One of the most pleasant features of <br />the drive through the Yellowstone Na- <br />tional park is the apparent intimacy be- <br />tween man and the animal and Med <br />- <br />life in the park. Thanks to the wise and <br />stringent regulations, no shooting Is <br />allowed within its boundaries. "The <br />result," says- an English tourist, "la <br />positively charming. Hundreds of little <br />chipmunks, with their gaudy striped <br />backs, scamper Impudently about or <br />peer at the passing coach from the <br />roadside. The squirrel did not bolt for <br />the nearest tree, but nodded a wel- <br />come. All bird life treated us like- <br />wise. Even the lordly eagle hovered <br />near, and the wild turkey stalked un- <br />concernedly through the rank grasa. <br />We perceived a doe and a fawn graz- <br />ing by the road. Not until we were <br />within a few feet did they seek! the <br />shelter of the woods, yet not to fly. <br />They simply moved aside. Here at <br />least mankind was regarded as a <br />friend—one who could be trusted. The <br />only animal who ran away was a <br />brown bear. He turned tall at the eight <br />of a coaching party. Yet it was quite <br />a common thing for bears to approach <br />close to the hotels at evening to feed <br />on the refuse thrown out. It was an <br />after dinner relaxation for the guests <br />to watch them feeding. They munched <br />and disputed the choicest morsels, for <br />the most part indifferent to the com- <br />pany. Only when we became Inquis- <br />itive and approached too near did they <br />retire, and these animals were perfect- <br />ly free and unfettered in their move- <br />ments. It may read like a fairy tale, <br />but it is solid fact." <br />THE BST INDIA COMPANY. <br />What Great Britain Owes to Holland <br />and Pepper. <br />It is curious to remember that when <br />England's commercial greatness was <br />a -making her most serious rival was <br />Holland. But the enterprising Dutch- <br />men ruined their chances by their <br />greediness. There was a popular little <br />couplet which ran: <br />In matters of commerce the fault of the <br />Dutch <br />Is giving too little and asking too much. <br />The whole course of English pre. <br />dominance abroad might have been <br />changed if the Dutch had not "asked <br />too much." <br />In the closing years of the sixteenth <br />century they had a trade monopoly <br />with the East Indies, and they "put <br />up" the price of,pepper to such a point <br />that the English consumer "struck." <br />_ A meeting of London merchants <br />made one December afternoon a deci- <br />sion the Importance of which to Eng- <br />land cannot be exaggerated. It was <br />nothing less than the resolution to <br />form a London East India company. <br />The petition of these merchants to <br />good Queen Bess was granted in <br />royal charter of Inc irporation. <br />The company, f' anded at first to es- <br />tablish direct trade communication <br />with the east and lower the price of <br />pepper, soon took to itself larger pur- <br />poses. Fleets of merchant ships came <br />and went between England and India, <br />and from the quarrel about pepper the <br />corporation of merchants was des- <br />tined, through Clive and its "nabobe," <br />to give England a vast empire.—Pear- <br />son's Weekly. <br />The Reason. <br />It was Washington's birthday, and <br />the minister was making a patriotic <br />speech to the children of the secondary <br />grade. <br />"Now, children," he said, "when 1 <br />arose this morning the flags were wav- <br />ing and the houses were draped with <br />bunting. What was that done for?" <br />"Washington's birthday," answered a <br />youngster. <br />"Yes," said the minister, "but last <br />month I, too, had a birthday, but no <br />flags were flying that day, and you did <br />not even know I had a birthday. Why <br />was that?" <br />"Because," said an urchin, "Washing- <br />ton never told a lie." — Philadelphia <br />Ledger. <br />Mussels of Philippine. <br />During August and September as <br />many as 1,000 to 1,500 sacks, each con- <br />taining nearly 200 pounds of mussels, <br />are dispatched every Wednesday from <br />Philippine alone. Holland, Belgium <br />and France are the best customers of <br />the Philippine mussel farmers, but <br />quite a number of the cherished shell- <br />fish find their way across the channel <br />from the Dutch beds to the Britlshers' <br />dinner table. In Philippine mussels <br />form, one may say, the staple food of <br />the population. They are consumed in <br />every possible manner—stewed, fried, <br />in soups, In gravies and with particular <br />relish alive.—A. Pitcairn -Knowles in <br />Wide World Magazine. <br />A Retreating Chin. <br />Nothing weakens a face more than a <br />retreating chin. Unfortunately pfamPar- <br />atively little can be done for 1. ,It can <br />be remedied to a certain extent in <br />childhood by rubbing from the throat <br />up and out, holding the head well up <br />during the process. Sometimes, too, <br />the trouble may be caused by the way <br />the jaws close on account of the posi- <br />tion of the teeth, and a good dentist <br />may often be of help. Bandages worn <br />round the chin at night, so placed that <br />the lower jaw is forced forward, will <br />sometimes remedy the defect slightly, <br />especially when begun on quite young <br />children.—Exchange. <br />Always the <br />Same <br />BURIED ALIVE. <br />The Mode of Death Selected by a Chi- <br />nese Murderer. <br />Rough justice as It Is administered <br />irt most parts of China is sometimes <br />tempered. by individual tastes, as an <br />incident printed In one of the China <br />port journals attest. A man in Suchien, <br />condemned to die, preferred to be <br />burled alive, and his wishes were car- <br />ried out to the letter. <br />During the famine two brothers <br />who lived in Suellen fought desper- <br />ately to stave off starvation from their <br />families and bad blood arose between <br />them. At last the elder brother sold <br />his father's coffin for food. When he <br />refused to divide the proceeds with his <br />younger brother the latter chopped off <br />his head with a cleaver. <br />Because It was too expensive to <br />carry the murderer several scores of <br />miles to the nearest yamen of Justice <br />the local elders, including the father <br />of the murderer, whose coffin had been <br />sold, sat in justice upon the culprit and <br />condemned him to death. He asked <br />that he beuried alive instead of re- <br />ceiving the horrible torture of the <br />"thirty slices." The father interceded <br />with the other elders to get them to <br />grant his son's request <br />A grave was dug, and the victim, <br />with his arms and feet securely bound, <br />was trundled in a wheelbarrow to the <br />edge of the pit by his wife. There, <br />upon the murderer's own request, his <br />bonds were loosed, and he walked to <br />the grave, lowered himself into it and <br />was ready. <br />The victim's wife put a felt hat over <br />his mouth as his request, and then she <br />helped the eiders to fill in the grave <br />with six feet of earth. <br />TORTURED TO DEATH. <br />The Horrible Fate of a Number of <br />Regicides. <br />The lot of the regicide when caught <br />is not usually a very enviable one. To <br />be hanged is the least he can expect. <br />Perpetual solitary imprisonment is a <br />far more dreadful fate. It drove Brea- <br />d, the assassin of King Humbert of <br />Italy, to suicide, and it transformed <br />Lucchini, who murdered the empress of <br />Austria, Into a hopeless imbecile. <br />Among the plotters implicated in the <br />murder of the late shah of Persia ot - <br />was tortured to death in prison, whllo° <br />another was incased in wet plaster of <br />pads, which on setting slowly crushed <br />the life out of him. Three of the as- <br />sassins of a previous shah were boiled <br />alive In huge copper caldrons. <br />So late as the year 1831 the two <br />Mavromichaelie, who slew Count Capo <br />d'Istra, the first president of Greece, <br />were immured within close brick walls <br />built around them up to their chins <br />and supplied with salted food, but no <br />drink, until they died. Damiens, who <br />attempted the life of King Louis XV. <br />of Prance, was first barbarously tor- <br />tured and then torn to pieces by wild <br />horses. This punishment was carried <br />out in one of the principal squares of <br />Paris March 28, 1757. Bavaillac, who <br />assassinated Henry IV. of France, suf- <br />fered a similar fate. <br />The murderer of Selina III. of Turkey <br />was publicly impaled, lingering five <br />and a half days in dreadful torment <br />Those whb did to death his immediate <br />successor, Mustapha IV., were tortured <br />and starved on alternate days and de- <br />prived of sleep by night until death <br />came to their relief.—Chicago News. <br />An Ancient Suez Canal. <br />It is certain that in ancient times a <br />canal connecting the Mediterranean <br />and Red seas did exist. Herodotus as- <br />cribes its projection to Pharaoh Necho, <br />600 B. C. The honor of its completion <br />is given by some to Darius, by others <br />to the Ptolemies, liow long this canal <br />continued to be used we do not know, <br />but, becoming finally choked up by <br />sand, it was restored by Trajan early <br />in the second century A. D. Becoming <br />again useless from the same cause, it <br />was reopened by the Caliph Omar, but <br />was finally closed by the "unconquer- <br />able sands" about A. D. 767, in which <br />state it has since remained. This an- <br />cient canal, from Suez to Bubastis, on <br />the east branch of the Nile, was 92 <br />miles long, from 108 to 160 feet wide <br />and 15 feet deep. <br />His Prayer. <br />O'Connell had got a man off at one <br />time for highway robbery and at an- <br />other for burglary, but on a third oc- <br />casion, for stealing a coasting brig, the <br />task of hoodwinking the jury seemed <br />too great for even his powers of cajol- <br />ery. However, he made out that the <br />crime was committed on the high seas <br />and obtained an acquittal. The prison- <br />er lifted up his hands and eyes to heav- <br />en and exclaimed, "May the Lord long <br />span you, Mr. O'Connell, to mer— <br />Argonaut <br />ft per Tear ha Adverse*. <br />THE GENTLE ALLIGATOR. <br />Getting Him Out into the Open For <br />the Camera Man. <br />1 have seen a barefoot boy when the <br />alligator refused to respond to bis call <br />wade. In the inud to his waist, explore <br />with his toes till he felt the vriggit of <br />the gator beneath them, then worry <br />him to the surface, grab him by the <br />nose before be could opeu bis jaws and <br />tow the creature ashore to be photo- <br />graphed. When as alligator tint we <br />were hunting crawled Into his cave 1 <br />-iteld a noosed rope over bis mouth <br />while the boy poked a stick through <br />the mud until It bit the creature to bis <br />hiding place, and soon I had him <br />snared, ready to be dragged out ou the <br />prairie and tied, to be kept till the <br />camera man was ready for him; then <br />we turned the reptile loose oto a bit of <br />prairie, and the boy and I, armed with <br />sticks, headed him off when he tried to <br />escape, while the camera man, with hie <br />head in the hood of his instrument, fol. <br />lowed the creature about, seeking tor <br />evidence in the case of reason terns <br />Instinct. When tbe camera man Wu <br />through with him the alligator was asst <br />tree, a final shot being taken at hinaljui <br />he walked off. Our hunter boys eoetid <br />never be made to comprehend our rea- <br />sons for restoring to the creature. their <br />freedom. They understood the photo- <br />graphing, but when this wu done why <br />not collect a dollar for tho,.-rePtilses <br />hide? Their manner implied that to <br />this question no sane Ammer wu pos. <br />sible.—A. W. Dimock in Harper's Mag- <br />azine. <br />ECONOMY IN ITALY. <br />The Roman Season the Only Time <br />When Real Luxury le the Rule, <br />During the greater part of the year <br />we have only the servants that are <br />necessary—my busband's valet. one but- <br />ler, the porter who stands at tbe en- <br />trance to the palace and a general <br />utility country boy who in the after- <br />noon puts on a livery and acts as foot- <br />man. The women servants are a cook, <br />Confidence <br />when eathg, that your food is of <br />highest wholesomeness—that it has <br />nothing in it that can injure or <br />distress you — makes the repast <br />doubly comfortable and satisfactory. <br />This supreme confidence you <br />have when the food is raised with <br />Baking 1Ploweller <br />Abimainiobr reare <br />The only baking powder made <br />With Royal Grape Cream of Tartar <br />There can be no comforting confi- <br />dence when eating alum baking pow- <br />der food. Chemists say that more or <br />less of the alum powder in unchanged <br />alum or alum salts remains in the food. <br />Nen and the Bucket. <br />PIGEONS OF ST. MARK'S. <br />There Is one particular fever of non. <br />sense which the Princeton Tiger claims <br />Why Venice Venerates Them, Par- the credit of having originated. for in <br />titularly en Easter 'Day. the November issue, 1902, appeared the <br />There is a tradition, now generally following verse: <br />a scullery maid, a laundress and two accepted in Venice, which tells how There once was a man front Nantucket <br />maids besides my own personal one.. the great doge made a formal and Who kept all his Cash In a bucket, <br />This list is not as extravagant as the ceremonious visit to the Piazza San But hie daughter, named Nan, <br />IMune Would be la AineriCi. Ran away with a man, Marco one Palm Sunday centuries RP- And as for the bucket—Nantucket. <br />Wages are nothing by comparison.With him went his entire suit of cite- For the next few u3onths Nan, her <br />One can get a good lady's maid for $10: claim, including the foreign ambassa- father aud her newly Required butt- <br />e month, a competent butler for $10,1 dors residing in Venice. The presence band encountered n series of the most <br />astonishing adventures In every known <br />hamlet in the country which could be <br />converted into limerick form by the <br />brains of newspaper and magazine <br />writers from sea to sea. By the time <br />Nan cause back with a dozen or so ad - <br />a cook for 110, a chambermaid for $6. , of this hoot of dignitaries, the blare of <br />Their fare would seem coarse to the the sllver trumpets that announced <br />their coming and the magnificence of <br />tbe processions greatly impressed the <br />people of the city, who were gathered, <br />111 many as coell beaccommodated, on <br />the edges of the piazza and in nearby ditional verses tacked on to her there <br />places. <br />is reason to wonder in the face of the <br />Tbe doge was moved to show his ordeals to which she had been subject - <br />bounty to his subjects, so he had a ed whether the pecuniary advantage <br />number of pigeons, each one weighted gained by absconding with that bucket <br />by having a piece of paper tied to one repaid her for all that she had been <br />of its legs, released front the gallery through. — Roy 8. Durstine in Bohe- <br />a fit Mark above the portico where mien magazine. <br />spoiled servant of America, consisting, <br />as it does, chiefly of bread, soup, mac- <br />aroni and fruit, with tea and coffee of <br />an inferior grade and fresh meat owe <br />a week. We spend nothing that we <br />can possibly help until the Roman Set - <br />son. Then we have enough surplus to <br />get an additional number of maids and <br />a long row of footmen (these fortthe <br />most part young women end men Own <br />the village of our owe estate), and <br />both in our country villa aud itt our <br />Roman palace we open all the rooms <br />that for eight months have been closed <br />and for four mouths live in luxury.— <br />An Expatriate in Everybody's Maga- <br />zine. <br />The Angier Fish. <br />A singular superstition about tbe <br />angler fish is entertained in some parts <br />of Sweden (Bohuslan), according to <br />Maim and Smith "It is so feared by <br />many that the tackle Is cut as soon u <br />the 'monster' reaches the surface, and <br />its captor hurries home in order to get <br />there, if possible, before the misfor- <br />tune portended by the monster over- <br />takes him." The extreme of =tarot, <br />tune—death—is believed by some to be <br />indicated. Nilsson tells that the Swed• <br />bh fishermen on the banks "bellere <br />that on board tbe 'tweet ou which aft <br />angler is taken some one is doomed to <br />die soon. They therefore never of <br />hardly ever take the angler on board <br />but prefer to cut the line aud time kenr <br />the hook with the ash." <br />An anemornetrical faculty is mirth <br />uted to the angler In Masanchlrette <br />According to Storer, "among the 6 <br />men in some parts of the bay- thPre <br />15 a common saying, 'When you taLe <br />gooeeflsh, look out for an pastel -1y <br />storm.'" <br />A Human Foot Warmer. <br />It is interesting to learn that Jullue <br />Caesar found our Celtic ancestors just <br />suffocating themselves with smoke. <br />Giraldus, the early Welsh historian, <br />describes a family as sitting round <br />their smoky central fire by day and <br />lying round It •by .night But they <br />could have bid little comfort from it <br />for the same historian tells us that Oise <br />of their princes eked out his fire with <br />a human foot warmer.. This officets <br />the bronze horses rear their gigantic <br />bodies. The pigeons thus hampered <br />How He Hayed Money. <br />Were easily caught by the greedy crowd <br />A. country politicinn in Pennsylvania <br />waiting in the square below, and those <br />managed to get elected to the legisla- <br />who were lucky enough to capture ture at Harrisburg for one term. When <br />these sacred birds took them home and he came back he built himself a fine <br />fatted them up for their Easter dinner. <br />house, coating about $20,000. His old <br />A few of the pigeons escaped and <br />taught refuge high up in the domes of neighbors, who knew he had no money <br />before he went to Harrisburg and who <br />the church, where the band of man knew the salary of a Pennsylvania <br />could not reach them. The fact that legislator, were curious to discover <br />tbe pigeons found safety in the very <br />dome of the tomb of Bt. Mark worked where the returned statesman got <br />on tbe superstitious natures of the mul. means to build the house. 8o one day <br />a committee waited on the man who <br />Wade, and they at once believed that built the house, and the spokesman <br />the good saint had given the birds pro- said: <br />dation and had thus signified his wish "Jim, 11 may be none of our business <br />that the pigeons should be regarded as <br />sacred creatures henceforth. to your thinking, but we think you owe <br />it to us who sent you to the legislature <br />From that time until the present day <br />the pigeons of St Mark's have been to explain where 7„ got the money <br />with which you built this house. You <br />safe from the sacrilegious hand of <br />didn't have a cent before you went to <br />MAO, and ever since it has been the <br />Harrisburg and owed everybody in the <br />custom to give them extra attention place. How about it?" <br />and food on the anniversary of their! <br />being taken under the protection of the "Why?' said tbe builder, "Its simple <br />enough. You see, when we were in <br />saint of the church. That is why ev- <br />Harrisburg we didn't keep a hired <br />erybody who is in Venice on Easter girl."—Argonaut. <br />Sunday provides an extra supply of <br />food for the pigeons of St Mark's.— <br />New York Herald. The freaks of the sea are the anglers <br />and bat lashes. The people of North <br />Carolina have aptly named the angler <br />tbe allmouth, for the tall begins where <br />the mouth ends. Inhabiting the north <br />Atlantic, the angler has been given a <br />variety of names. On the Massachu- <br />setts coast it is known as gooselish. <br />Rbode Island terms it bellowfish, and <br />Connecticut gives it the cognomen of <br />molilgut Jamaica bay calls it the car- <br />petbagger. England, Ireland, Scotland <br />and Wales all have their local names. <br />The names of the English give to this <br />one fish are expressive of its habits, to <br />say the least They call it toadfish, <br />frog, fishing frog, devilfish, sea devil, <br />flautist), monkfish, pocketesh, wide - <br />gut, kettlemaw and widegap. Thomas <br />Pennant, who in 1770 wrote his "Brit- <br />ish Zoology." did not like the name of <br />fishing frog, then applied to the Ask <br />so he "changed the old name of fishing <br />frog for the more simple one of an- <br />gler." <br />Strange Good Friday Custom. <br />In Munich and Vienna the churches <br />CO Good Friday are the scene of a <br />very striking picture of the burial of <br />Chalet A figure of the Saviour is car- <br />ried In state around the church to the <br />altar, where Is a sepulcher, to which <br />seems through an opening formed by <br />artificial rocks awaits ft. The ivin- <br />down ars darkened, and through the <br />gloom the eyes of thousands of awed <br />worshipers are drawn to the tomb, <br />where a solitary light Illumines the <br />white palled figure of the crucified <br />duty was to keep his master, feet Christ In some parts of Austria large <br />warm by cherishing them 1a his bosom Processions parade the streets, headed <br />during meals. For thie , purpose he by priests riding on horses and bear - <br />squatted under tbe table, and nogoubt lug banners, with an escort of white <br />it "did him proud" so to nurse the my- robed choristers chanting hymns, and <br />al moccasins.—T. P.'s London Weekly. la Bavaria the peasants form proces- <br />Why <br />said an indignant man, entering the ed. <br />"You made <br />Hs Was Angry. <br />a nada. La your ,strong, heralded by a man bearing a <br />gisadonsn,ealundruiiredsa, sometimes thousands, <br />Where Ma Was Strict, <br />itarial sanctum at a daily Journal Little Girl—My mamma is awful <br />was one of the competitors at an ath- strict Is yours? Little Boy—Orful. <br />tette entertainment lut night aad you tau, cari....But she lets you go any. <br />referred to me as 'the well knows Where you want to and— Little Boy -- <br />lightweight champion.' " <br />Oh, she ain't strict with me. Little <br />"Well, are you not?" le oiroA flew <br />`"".014—Then who is she strict with? <br />sporting editor. <br />"No; I'm nothing of the kind." was , "We Boy—Pa. <br />the angry response, "and it's confound -1 <br />Wasteful. <br />edly awkward, bemuse I'm a coal, Grasper (a very careful man)—No I <br />dealer."—Philadelphia Ledger <br />The lefay of Humanity. <br />Human nature is kind and generous, <br />but It Is narrow and blind and can <br />only with difilculty conceive anything <br />but what it immediately sees and <br />feels. People would instantly cars for <br />others as vvell as themselves ff only <br />they could imegine others as well as <br />themselves. Let a child fall Into a <br />river before the roughest man's eyes— <br />he will usually do what be can to get <br />„ . - Should new allow my daughter tu it out, even at some risk to hhnseit <br />marry a journalist. He always wastes and all the town will triumph in the <br />Thought He Wee Geis. te Oben. sae side of the paper. And still less saving of one little life. Let tbe MOO <br />Thought Ho Was Smart. The new rubber In the Turkish Wit obe wed a poet He doesn't <br />The Man With the Gun (boastfully had formerly been a barber, ! i even go to the end of the line. <br />Little Willie—Say, pa, what is a gen- at least *dozen girls. Miss Sweet Girl <br />A The <br />and cynically)—I have been engaged to Thus it was When his And patron1 ...__ <br />ins? Pa—A genius, my son, Is a man (looking annoyed)—And always been came in that the Dew •robber booked emir* minutes are the gold dust of <br />who as a boy tbe neighbors said would unlucky in love, eh? He—Oh, I don't him over and mid pitylegig.."Wealt thaer the portions of Life most fruitful <br />, yourself somethnes. don't your—Laois. , lit good or evil, the gaps through which <br />Newt <br />never amount to anything. --Chicago know. I've never married any of them -1 ville Condor -Journal. <br />Whatf—Philadelphia Inouirer. . ' tMeptations seter.—Mrs. Thrall <br />man be shown that hundreds of chit, <br />dren are dying of fever for want or <br />some sanitary measures which it will <br />cost him trouble to urge, and be will <br />make no effort, and probably all the <br />town would resist him if be dider- <br />Rumble <br />PSYCHASTHENIA. <br />' A Physician Says This is One of the <br />Causes of Panics. <br />The panics that start lu Wail street <br />often begin In the morbid financial <br />fears of orerstrained braina—peychas- <br />11111atESOLUTION IN RELATION TO <br />at sprinkling of streets. <br />Resolvedby the city council of the city of <br />Hastiees that tbe following streets and terri- <br />tory to the city of Hastings, to -wit: <br />Second Street, from the west line of Eddy <br />Street to the railroad track on the west tilde of <br />Ce huge, Milwaukee, and St. Paul depot. <br />Ramsey Street, from the north side of the <br />alley north of Seoond Street to the south side of <br />es Dr. Clarence Hughes In the the alley between Second and Tbird Street. <br />thenia. Psychastheula tnukes panics, <br />Sibley Street, from the north aide of tbe alley <br />nortb of Second Street to the south side of Third <br />Alienist and Neurologist <br />Street <br />"We once knew a mind overburden- <br />, <br />ed. brain overstrained man suddenly <br />conclude he was coming to want aud <br />1 would not be able 10 pay his taxes <br />when his Inconel was $40.000 annual <br />ly. He milked itte own cow, be bar <br />- <br />named his own bents and cared for it <br />(sold the others), dismissed all his <br />1 servants and his wife's and had in - <br />sound', but finally recovered complete- <br />! ly. Others with less Income or more <br />fall through brain overtax into the <br />same morbid way of feeling and think- <br />ing. <br />"One kind of insaneld U a 111118 <br />who under mental stress of say kind <br />acts as though he were insane, but has <br />not the disease of real insanity to ex- <br />cuse his actions. <br />"He hovers on the verge, but does <br />not pass over Into real mental aban- <br />don u he appears to be going. lie <br />does and says euch odd, unreasonable <br />and annoying things that his friends <br />often wish he would pass into genuine <br />insanity, so that he might be properly <br />and lawfully restrained or that he <br />might happily extinguish himself by <br />suicide. Somettmes he does commit <br />suicide or become really insane, and <br />we then know where to place him." <br />A LITTLE BIT BEHIND. <br />The Old Men Wes Not Very Well <br />Poeted toe the Haws. <br />In tbe midst of the heated dissension <br />on potnts connected with certain his- <br />torical sensations which their teacher <br />had sought to Impress ofe tbena the two <br />grandchildren appealed to their grand- <br />father, who sat musing and puffing his <br />pipe in the corner, for support <br />"Grandpa," cried the eager brotber, <br />"who was It ki.Ued Caesar—Cassius or <br />Brutus? I say Cassius." <br />"Waal," replied the grandfather, sud- <br />denly becoming grave and taking his <br />pipe from his mouth, "it war one or <br />tether. Let me see. Yes. 1 gums <br />'twar th' man you said." <br />"And Ms says It was Made Antoi- <br />nette who got put to death in France," <br />again cried the youth, triumphantly <br />glancing toward his sister, "but I say <br />it wu Mary, queen of Scots." <br />"Now, you may be right there, too," <br />ventured the involuntary vindicator <br />after fidgeting In his chair. "Come t' <br />think of it 'twar Mary, queen of Scots, <br />that war electrocuted In Freon." <br />At this the young girt. eyes !lambed. <br />"Grandpa," declared she, stepping bte <br />fore him and eying him sternly, "you <br />don't seem to know anything about it." <br />The old man's bead went up as if <br />shocked. "Th' truth is, children," he <br />then admitted as he passed his free <br />hand over his head h&pie1 "your <br />grandfather.ain't read 16' newspapers <br />very carefa this week. Pm a leetle <br />mite behhad."—Bohemian Magazine. <br />An Unwelcome Gratuity, <br />An American merchant bitterly op- <br />posed to the custom of "tippling" public <br />servants for each Inconsequential serv- <br />ice wu astonialted to find the practice <br />in Europe more general than in Ameri- <br />ca. While in London be had occasion <br />to employ a cab and upon being driven <br />to the desired destination drew forth <br />a handful of change, counted out tbe <br />exact tare and tendered It to the <br />driver. <br />"Beg pardon, atrr' exclaimed the cab- <br />by. in a tone of injury. '"Ow long 'eve <br />ye been saving up for this 'olidayr <br />Suppreseing his annoyance at the <br />driver's effrontery, the tow** sought a <br />restaurant and tipoe receiving tbe din- <br />ner check again tendered the exact <br />amount of Ids Mit The Waiter bowed, <br />assisted- his guest into his coat, then, <br />selecting a bright new sixpence, 0? - <br />fared it to his patron with: <br />"Beastly weatber, ski 'Ere's coach <br />farer—Lippincott's Malaita& <br />The Rat. <br />The rat's sins are manifold. The <br />damage which be does In a yea to <br />crops, cargoes, stores, 'Mari* poul- <br />try and game, dairies anCouthouess, <br />foundatioes, walls and drainage can- <br />not be calculated exactly. but It mast <br />be enormons. He is ublquitotta Re <br />warms in fields, bodges, Coverts, farm- <br />yards, cellars, sewers, docks and skips. <br />He is clever in getting out ot <br />ties, extremely courageous, able to <br />exist on almost any kind of food and <br />horribly prolide.—Loadon Spectator. <br />The Retest Direst. <br />"See here," cried the artisI, who bad <br />come to complete about tbe materlak <br />he had bought, i can't imagine any- <br />thing worse than your paints." <br />"Mare strange," replied the dealer. <br />'Don't yon ever use your hningthadon <br />on your patntIng?"—lizehange. <br />Hopeless. <br />"Ws wish, madam, to enlist your <br />in leduencing your husband tor the <br />public good. Hs holds the key to a <br />very inberesUng situation and"— <br />"I don't see how I can be or say ae. <br />!manes to you. :obi never could dad <br />a kaybole."—Rouston Post <br />Useless Meow. <br />Languid WaliglIS—Aftit all is said, <br />pal, matey iln't erorebg. Dry Deei <br />gen—I knows it tram migmmenee. I <br />*must found a duo dollar WS mar de <br />aster sr a proldbldon state.--Patik, <br />men ere dreilied ta the bswl <br />la the sea. -1v106 Partes. <br />Vermillion Street, from the north skis of tbe <br />alley north of Second Street to the south side of <br />Fit tit Street. <br />Tyler Street, frotn the eouth side of Second <br />Street to the north side of the alley 112 block <br />fifteen. <br />Shall be sprinkled during the ecu 1908, begin- <br />ning on the lot day of May. 190k and terminat- <br />lag on the lieth diy of October, 1908, unless the <br />city council by resolution shall orderaald sprit*. <br />ling to cease before said last named elide. <br />Said sprinkling sttall be done in ascii manner <br />that said greets shall be at all times E.Uffielently <br />wet so that no dust shall at any time be raised <br />on or blown from the surface of such streets, <br />and such eprinkling shall be done and said <br />Street, shall be kept la such wet condition on <br />every day of the week, Sundays excepted. <br />The sprinkler tanks used shall be of modern <br />types and &ball hare modern and the most ap• <br />proved types of sprinkling attachment., which <br />shall be approved by the oily eouncil or a em- <br />ulous appointed by the city toenail. <br />Resolved further, that the said city council <br />shall meet at the City Hall, in the city of Hest - <br />Inge, on Tuesday, the 28tb day of Apnit, 1908, at <br />eight o'clock p. m. of said day, for the purpose <br />of taking action lu relation to doing the proposed <br />vrork of sprinkling in the manlier and at the <br />time bereinbefere set fail, and at the time and <br />place hereinabove Set torch bids will be opened <br />for the doing of said work by contract, and that <br />et 'ski meeting opportunity will be given to any <br />and all intereated parties to be heard for or <br />against the proposed work of sprinkling said <br />streets and territory. <br />That the city clerk Is hereby directed to cause et -- <br />notice of the said meeting to be published in the <br />official newspaper of the city, and to give notice <br />that the city council will on eald 98th day of <br />April meet as aforesaid to take action in relation <br />to the proposed sprinkling, and that all pardes <br />Interested will at tbat time be given an oppor- <br />tunity to be beard for or againet said proposed <br />work. <br />Said clerk le further ordered to advertioe for <br />sealed bids for the doing of said work of spriu k • <br />ling according to tbe provisions of this reeolte <br />don in tbe manner and for the time hereinbetore <br />speolded, and that ail bids will be opened at aald <br />meeting of the council on sald 28th day of April, <br />1908, sald bidders to glee bonds for ttie faithful <br />performance of said work. <br />Adopted this 13th day of April, 1908. <br />.1. P. WEST, <br />OW, Iiatoto, City Clerk. Mayor. <br />N OT I C E. <br />Please take notioe tbat a meeting of the city <br />eounell of the oily of Heating" will be held at <br />the City Hall, in tbe cite of Hastings, Minn., on <br />the 98th day of April, 1008. at eight o'clock p. tn.. <br />for the purpose of taking action in relation to <br />the sprinkling of tbe foliating described 'mute <br />and territory In the city of fluting*. to -wit: <br />Second Sireet, from tbe west line ot F,ddy <br />Street to the raliroed track en the west skis of <br />the Chicago. Milwaukee, sod Si, Paul depot. <br />Tykr Street. from the south side of Second <br />Street to the north eide of the alley In block <br />fifteen. <br />Ramsey Street. from the north side of the alley <br />north of Second Street to the south aide of the <br />elle, between 'et:end and Third Street,. <br />Sibley Street, from the nortb side of the alley <br />north of Seoond Street to the soutb side of <br />'bird Street, <br />Verrni.lion Street, front the teeth side of the <br />alley north of Second Street to tbe eout b eide of <br />Fifth Street, during the 3 ear naS. beginning <br />May 1st, 1908. and terminating Oct. lfeh, 1408, <br />unless the city council by resolution order <br />aald sprinkling to cease before said <br />last named date, said sprinkling to be <br />dem le such manner that said street <br />shall he at al, times icutBetenti, wet go <br />that no dust shall at any time be raised on or <br />blown front the surface of aald sueeitg. tied guch <br />sprinkileg 'hall be done and beld streets 0.11 <br />be kept in such wet condition on every day in <br />the week, Sundays exoepted. <br />The sprinkler tanks used shall be of modern <br />types, and shall have modern and most im- <br />proved typee of gpriukling "Bushmen., stitch <br />shall be approved by the city council. <br />Sealed bids will be received by the city clerk <br />up to the 98th day of April, 1905, at eight o'clock <br />p. m., for the sprinkling of said streets and <br />territory in Otte manner and for the time and <br />under the specifications bereinabove set forth. <br />Said bids will be opened and considered at said <br />meeting. <br />Bidders to glee bonds for the faithful perfor- <br />tnanoe of Litid work. <br />The city mused referees the right to reject <br />any and all bids. <br />Dated at Hastings, Minn., this 14th day of <br />April,1908. <br />CH ARLES HANK ES, <br />City Clerk. <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State uf Minnegotacounty of Dakota —ss <br />In probate oourt. <br />In the matter of the estate of Frank Rend, <br />decedent. <br />The btu-, of Minnesota to Caroline Ruud, <br />William Frank Rend, Harry Emil Rand, and <br />all persons Interested in the allowance and <br />probate of the will of said decedent- The peti- <br />tion of Caroline Rund being duly died in this <br />oourt, represeeting that Frank Ruud, then <br />resident of the nounty of Dakota. suite <br />of Minnesota, died on the gid day of <br />March, 1908. leaving a tut will and testa- <br />ment, which ta presented to this court <br />with .1d petition, and praying that acid <br />instrument be allowed lie the last will and testa- <br />tnent of said decedent, and that letters <br />testamentary be Issued thereon to said Caroline <br />Ruud. Now, therefore, you, and each of <br />you, are hereby cited and required to show <br />cause if any you have, before (big court, at the <br />probate oourt rooms in the oourtbouse, in Hut. <br />Inge, county of Dakota, stet* of Minnesota, on <br />the 14th day of May. 1908, at 9:90 o'clock <br />a. to., wby the prayer of said petition should not <br />be granted. <br />Witness, Thos. P. Moran, judge of "aid eourt, <br />end the seal of said court this 14th day of <br />4prli, 1908. <br />r0ovier Sast..1 THOS. P. MORAN, <br />804w Judge of Probate. <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State of Minnesota, couety of Dakota.—.. In <br />prebate court. <br />In the matter of the estate of Jacob Mutter. <br />decedent. <br />The state of Minnesota to Peter Mamer, <br />Josephine (Schweich) Matuer, Mary Schaal, <br />Margaret Beecher. (math, Siemer. John Mettler, <br />George !lamer, J. eph )tamer. Ferdinand <br />Mentor, Jacob Mainer, Berdie Witmer, Met). <br />Manner, Jennie Hamer, Nicholas Newer, sod <br />all persons interested in the final a000unt end <br />distribution of the estate of said decedent. The <br />representative of the above named decodes <br />Davis, filed In this court bit final account of <br />Otto admInietration of the estate of 6.14 decedent, <br />together with hls petition praying for the <br />adjustment and allowance of &aid Snsl tiocount <br />and for distribution of the residue of said estate <br />to tbe persons thereunto entitled. Therefore. <br />you and each of you are hereby cited and <br />required to show Cali.. If any you bate, before <br />this court, at the probate court room In the <br />courthouse. In the city of Heating*, in- the <br />county or Dakota, state of Minnesota, on tbe <br />13th day of May, 1908, at ten o'clock a, m., <br />why said petition ehould not be granted. <br />Wilts.'s the judge of told oourt, and the seal <br />of mad (mart, this 16th day of April, 1905. <br />itgat..] THOS. P. MORAN, <br />Probate Judiee, <br />Hauser Om esq,. Attorney for Petitioner. <br />ORDER FOR HEARING. <br />state of Minnesota, eounty of Dakota —6B. In <br />probate wart. <br />le the matter of the guardianship of Walter H. <br />Perkins, ward. <br />The guardian of the above named ward, viz: <br />Hides R. Cabe, hales made and filed la this <br />mart bar anal nomad, together with her peti- <br />Mon representing that said guardianship W. <br />terminated, and praying that .Id amount be <br />essadeed, adjusted sad allowed by this court, <br />and that said guardian be die <br />It la ovdered tbat said petignt beard end <br />sald Account examined and adjusted by this <br />coed.. the whet* coon room, in the court - <br />booms, in the city et Hastings, county of Dakota, <br />state et allemeote, ou the ibtb day of May, <br />11101, at 9:81) o'olock a in.. and that this order he <br />served by publicaUen thereof, once in each week, <br />tor three secomplve weeks prior to said day of <br />-ausomas, le The Hastings Ossetic a weekly <br />'Newspaper, priated sad published at Hastings, <br />Mese.. <br />Dated April 186. IOW <br />Ilk the mart. THOS. P. MORIN. <br />tWel.) 1041w Probate Judge. <br />