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<br />Mushroom
<br />LUDLUM
<br />arm. By J. LEE.
<br />Copyright, 1SE, by P. C. Eastment.
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<br />The girls were holding an' indignation
<br />meeting. Clara Carruthers was curled
<br />up on the window ledge, Myrtle Reed
<br />had stretched herself comfortably on
<br />the lounge, Mary Sands was perched
<br />on the .side of a table swinging her
<br />feet, while two or three other girls
<br />were comfortably seated in armchairs.
<br />• Myrtle Reed was reading the Goshen
<br />Leader, tee !principal local paper.
<br />"Girls, it ougkt to be stopped. I
<br />she is advertising for n wan to fi_. the
<br />roof of that old stable. Yesterday she
<br />wanted a man to fix the furugce, and
<br />the day before it was a boy she want-
<br />ed to water the mushroom beds. Her
<br />family are poor enough without en-
<br />couraging Florence Reiss in any more
<br />of her foolish fads. Why doesn't she
<br />marry, as the rest of us have done?"
<br />"That's what I asked Jack the other
<br />night," chimed in Mary Sands. "But
<br />she says she hates the men and wants
<br />to raise mushrooms and make a for-
<br />tune of her own: !ler grandmother
<br />left her $200, you know, and that(
<br />what she Invested In the mushroom
<br />fad."
<br />"Let's go down in a body and apply
<br />for the job," suggested Clara. "It is
<br />a glorious day, and the walk will do/us
<br />good."
<br />In the meantime I•'loreuce Reiss was
<br />unlocking the door of the old stable.
<br />Dressed in a short walking skirt and
<br />scarlet sweater, with an old tam-o'-
<br />shanter ou her golden hair, she made a
<br />picture most unfarmer-like. her blue
<br />eyes sparkled with anticipation as she
<br />entered the cellar of the stable to view
<br />her precious mushrooms. Florence had
<br />ideas and ideals. and she meant to live
<br />up to hoth. If the family expected her
<br />to marry just to replete their purse
<br />they would be sadly disappointed. ,'o-
<br />men were born for nobler things, she
<br />argued, and :ha..—evould go forth and
<br />make won'•ith her own hands and
<br />brains and not tie herself to any man.
<br />Sheknelt down by the side of one
<br />of the beds and wtth a spoon cut off a
<br />tiny mushroom sprung up overnight.
<br />. She examined the spawn in anoth
<br />bed, felt the temperature of a thi
<br />and then went to the door to call Mala-
<br />chi, the boy whoa, she employed to do
<br />chores.
<br />"Malachi. Malachi:" she called out,
<br />but. Malachi did not appear, so she
<br />went out to look for him. Behind the
<br />stable on the side hill she found On
<br />covered with tar and beating a tire.
<br />"Malachi. what is all this?" she de-
<br />manded.
<br />"Yes, ma'am—you see`-' ma'am—O
<br />Lord. miss, I've set tir•e„to, the tar," he One Wax to Get Food.
<br />wailed. "You see. miss, 1 was gettin' Four young fe tows left Kimberley
<br />ready for the man to tix the roof, an' I to try their luck at diamond digging
<br />opened the barrel of tar, an' it near Christiana, South Africa, but
<br />wouldn't ran, so 1 thought, you see, were very unfortunate. All but their
<br />ma'am, I thought I'd melt It—yes, last shilling having been spent in buy-
<br />ing mealie meal, ways and means had
<br />"';jell, Malachi, you're an idiot, that's to be found to replenish the larder.
<br />what you are. and I never want to see After considerable discussion and won -
<br />your face again. Fo❑'tc welted It ail dor au to •n -here thcli next rood was
<br />right. aul I'll have to buy more tar at coming from, a bright idea struck one
<br />SS a barrel." of them, wito, stalking out of the tent.
<br />Malachi was discharged, and the said, "All right, mates, leave it to me."
<br />eau who applied to put on a new roof Proceeding to the camp store, he asked
<br />was installed in his place. for a small bottle of diamond acid, in
<br />Clean up the place." said Florence which the digger cleans his diamonds
<br />when asked what he should do until of Impurities before selling them.
<br />more tar arrived for the roof. "Yes," said the owner, 'but surely
<br />Florence started for town and so you want some stores?"
<br />missed the call that the girls paid. "Well, I do," said the starving one,
<br />She was back the next morning, how- "but I Intended sending you an order
<br />ever, to see her new man started on perhaps tomorrow."
<br />his work. "Never put off till tomorrow what
<br />"Get some of that fertilizer, Joseph, you can do today," was the shopkeep-
<br />and bring it to me. This bed Is in very er's response. "Make your order out
<br />poor cond'.tion and will never yield and pay when you come up to sell
<br />anything unless we work on it." your diamonds."
<br />Joseph stared in blank amazement. The miner acqulesced, and there was
<br />"Fertilizer, ma'am," he said. "Is it great rejoicings in those poor beggars'
<br />that pile of rotten stuff that was !yin' tent when .the wagon delivered that
<br />out yonder what you're speakin' of?" order. It is evident that the store -
<br />"Yes, yes!" answered Florence. keeper thought the party had found
<br />"Right there at the side door." some diamonds, or what use could
<br />"Yell. I'm after dumpin' it iu the have been the acid! After this luck
<br />brook, ma'am," he announced. "You changed, and the account was paid, the
<br />told me to cle;tn up the place, and 1 storekeeper joining heartily in the
<br />done It, ma'am, to the best of my abil- laugh at how he had been done for the
<br />ity." And he straightened up bis some- time being.—London Scraps.
<br />what hent shoulders as If to emphasize
<br />his brilliant stroke of work. The New Footman,
<br />It was too much addedo the loss of Fun seems all the funnier when Com -
<br />the barrel of tar, and Florence sat !ng from the Quakers, because it is un -
<br />down on the damp cellar floor and looked for and in contrast with their
<br />cried,, but not for long. She soon dried usual sobriety. For instance, what
<br />the tears on her old apron and vented could bg funnier than the method used
<br />her bitter anger on the head of Joseph. by Nicholas Waln, a gifted minister of
<br />He stood for a moment listening, then the Friends who lived in Pbiladeiphia
<br />turned and went out, muttering: during the eighteenth century, to mor -
<br />"I thought it was a lady, but I tify the carnal pride of his wife? The
<br />might of knowed diggin' in the dirt story is as follows:
<br />never made a lady yet." And Joseph The wife of Nicholas Wain"wasan
<br />was a thing of the past. only daughter, and for those days pos-
<br />Florence sat upon the stone wall to sessed a very large inheritance. She
<br />think it over. Eight dollars for the tar thought it would be @citable to her
<br />of yesterday, $12 for the fertilizer of wealth and station to 'lib+e?a footman
<br />today. Ideas were not always prac- behind her carriage. This wish being
<br />tical, and ideals did not materialize as frequently expressed, her husband at
<br />they might. Fight as she would against last promised to comply with it. Ae-
<br />them, the tears would come again. cordingly the next time the carriage
<br />The sound of wheels on the road near was ordered for the purpose of making
<br />at hand roused Florence. S.4e turned a stylish call she was gratified to see
<br />to see the express wagon from the gen- a footman mounted. When she ar-
<br />eral store about to deliver the barrel , rived at her place of designation the
<br />of tar. She jumped down from the dooi of the carriage was opened and
<br />fence and hurried to the gate which the steps letdown In a very obsequious
<br />led to the old stable. manner by the new footman, and great
<br />"Why, Mr. Rivers, what are you do- was her surprise and confusion to rec-
<br />ing? Driving the express wagon?" she ogaize In him her own husband,
<br />exclaimed as she recognized -,in the ; Could We Live on Mars?
<br />driver one of Goshen's leading young The physical conditions on Mars are
<br />men. In many ways intermediate between
<br />ee' "Hello, Flo!" he cried as he tied the those found upon the earth and the
<br />old horse to the gatepost. "It's me, moon, and it seems plausible that the
<br />all right. Just loafing around fora life existing upon it should similarly
<br />few days finishing up a business trip. be of a higher type than that found on
<br />Dad said you ordered this tar from the the moon and of a lower type than
<br />store, and I said I'd deliver it and kill that found at present on de surface of
<br />two birds with one throw. I was com- the earth. Even if the physical condi-
<br />Ing un to see the .wonderful mush- lions, as we understand them, were
<br />rooms anyway before, -i left. Call your equally favorable with those on the
<br />man to help me unload the barrel wilt earth, civilization would by no means
<br />you?" be a necessary consequence. Had it
<br />"Oh, Dick—Mr. Rivers, I mean. 1 not been settled by Europeans the
<br />haven't any man, nor any boy, nor any United States would still be a wllder-
<br />mushrooms. Yes, I've been crying," nese. How much less should we hasten
<br />she added, as he glanced sharply at to accord civilization to a planet Of
<br />the somewhat wet cheeks. "you see," which we know little, except that it
<br />she went on, "I've had bad luck with we were transported there ourselves
<br />my farming." we should instantly die.—Professor W.
<br />They wandered instinctively toward 1 R. Pickering in Harper's Magazine,
<br />the !Wall. Dick took out his pipe and
<br />began to light it.
<br />"Didn't your idea work outr' he said,
<br />with fine impersonal interest,
<br />"Not very well,” she admitted. "The
<br />idea Is all right, but skilied labor is
<br />hard to get, and after all I'm' only
<br />woman."
<br />"What about the !deals?'' suggested
<br />Dick as he puffed away. "Seems t
<br />me you told me that you had ideals
<br />as well as ideas."
<br />"Ob, I still have them—in my mind,
<br />of course, but they are eo hard to find
<br />in real life."
<br />Dick crossed his legs and hugged the
<br />uppermost knee. He- was not looking
<br />at Florence, but straight ahead, across
<br />the fields which lay before them. It
<br />was one of those beautiful winter days
<br />'which apparently had nothing but
<br />wartilth of sun and breadth of blue sky
<br />to offer.
<br />"It's just n year ago today," he mus-
<br />ed aloud, yet as if talking to himself.
<br />"A year ilgo today. A man In love
<br />and n girl with !deals. Couldn't make
<br />it go. Such a team couldn't pull to-
<br />gether In harness. Twelve months
<br />finds the wan still In love and the girl
<br />clinging to her ideals. hopeless case,
<br />eh, don't you think?"
<br />"Oh, I don't know!" sighed Flo. "Not
<br />so hopeless ns raising mushrooms, for
<br />instance."
<br />Dick's knee slipped through his grip.
<br />and he stood beside the girl.
<br />"What do you mean, Flo?" he de-
<br />mnuded. "Can you forego the ideal
<br />take me after all?" and he stretch.
<br />ed fo ' both hands.
<br />"Will .0 take me, Dick?" she said
<br />as her two hands met his.
<br />"Take you, darling!" and he drew
<br />r close within his arms. "But yon
<br />id 'No.'"
<br />"ButV didn't mean it," she whisper-
<br />ed as she nestled close to his neck.
<br />"Didn't mean it!" he cried, looking
<br />down at the radiant face. "Well, but
<br />you said it, and how was I to know?
<br />You told Inc you had ideas of your
<br />own and an _.ileal besides, so I got out
<br />to give the other- felr n decent
<br />chance."
<br />"Men are suck stupid creatures," she.,,
<br />assured hlm. "I didn't think you'd
<br />take 'no' for an answer, and my ideas
<br />were to be happy in n home with you,
<br />and you, Dick—oh, you old dear—you
<br />are my ideal:"
<br />The strains of the, wedding march
<br />sung in several different keys by un-
<br />trained voices reached them, and they
<br />were confronted with the girls, who,
<br />having failed in their mission the day
<br />before, had returned to meet with bet
<br />ter results.
<br />O the wedding day among the pres-
<br />ents n barrel of tar labeled
<br />"Stick to it." Dick suspected his pater-
<br />nal parent, while Florence has always
<br />attributed it to Malachi. It stands in
<br />the yard of "Mushroom Farm," thy•
<br />title of their country place, so celled
<br />because Dick asserts that his hopes
<br />sprang up in a night.
<br />AN EXPA SION TUBE. I ORIGINAL COAL ENERGY.
<br />Device to Proven ,Conductor Pipe. Small Proportion Can Be Turned Into
<br />Fro uniting. I Mechanical Power.
<br />The' bursting t conductoe pipes by The standard of heat energy is the.
<br />the freezing of the water them is thermal unit, and it L the amount of
<br />not au uncommon occurrence. Schemes beat necessary to raise one pound of
<br />have from time to time been developed water a degree in temperature. The
<br />for securing a form of pipe that would mechanical equivalent of the thermal
<br />allow for the expansion of the water unit is 778.8 foot pound.. With this
<br />in changing to ice. but these have statement of definitions the following
<br />failed in the long run, says the Metal percentages hold.
<br />Worker. I A pound of best bituminous coal
<br />The cut shows a leader tube draining gives up in burning 14.500 thermal
<br />the valley back of a cornice. The eras. unit. Of these 2.000 are lost In the
<br />ticity of the tube, allowlg it to ex• flue gases, 1,400 are lost by radiation,
<br />wind when needed and yet to take its and the remaining 10.150 are 'ntWzed I
<br />original form when possible, is effected in the boiler. .If the engine or steam
<br />by giving the sheet metal a re-entrant turbine is of large sine with high pree-
<br />angular senor. the construction being sure. It will transform about 2.000 to
<br />iudlcate'd In the sketch. The expansion 2,500 of these heat units Into mechan-
<br />ical energy, or about 15 per cent of the
<br />original energy of the coal. If with
<br />this percentage of efficiency in the
<br />!steam engine we undertake to trans-
<br />form the energyto light by means
<br />of the incandescent�lght we find that
<br />between 2 and 5 per cent ot thls.ener-
<br />gy can be put Into an electric light, or
<br />about one-half of .1 per cent of the
<br />original energy of the pound of coal.
<br />To recapitulate, about 05 per cent of
<br />the beat energy of a pound of coal can
<br />be put into a boiler, and about 15 per
<br />cent of it can be turned into mechan.
<br />teal power, and of this 15 per cent
<br />from 2 to 5 per cent, or about one-half
<br />of 1 per cent of the original energy In
<br />the coal, is turned into light.—Railway
<br />and Locomotive Engineering.
<br />•
<br />Invest Your Money
<br />In Farm Land.
<br />The Pacific Coast extension of the Chicago, Milwaukee, & 8t. Paul Railway opens to•the
<br />settler thousands of aures of good farming land iu Butte County„S D , and i n Adams,
<br />Hettinger, and Bowman Counties, N. D. • •
<br />The soil is a dark loam, with a clay sub -soil; good water is found at a depth of from
<br />twenty to fifty feet; rainfall is amply sufficient to raise the erotid, The who!, country ie
<br />underlaid with lignite coal that outcrops along the streams, and in most cases ran he had
<br />for the digging. The climate le healthful, the air dry, 'and invigorating, and the percen-
<br />tage of days cif eunshine high. Ouuduor work can be done aitat►dt every day in the year.
<br />Regular mall service has been established, the roads are gtwdl, and telephone lines traverse
<br />the country. The deeded landi there sells fmm $10 u, CO per acre. There were many
<br />instances in the past year where the crop equaled in value the enet of the land.
<br />In Butte County, 8. D., there is considerable government land open for homestead entry.
<br />Government land ot&xs are maintained at Lemtnon, Hettinger, and Bowman, where filings
<br />and final proofs may be made. All of these towns are on the new line of the
<br />Chicago,
<br />Milwaukee, & St. Pau
<br />Railway.
<br />AUTOMATIC ELEVATOR.
<br />Picks Up Packages and Discharges
<br />Them et Any Height.
<br />A machtne which picks up barrels
<br />and other ackages from the ground or
<br />floor and automatically elevates and
<br />discharges them at any desired height
<br />has been Inlented by a Florida man.
<br />Such a machine should prove almost
<br />indispensable for storing or stacking
<br />barrels and similar receptacles.
<br />The machine is mounted on a frame-
<br />work provided with wheels, whereby
<br />it can be readily moved about. On
<br />the framework is an Incline, up which
<br />the barrels are pushed, the incline ex-
<br />tending from the ground to a landing
<br />on which the barrels are discharged.
<br />The barrels are pushed up the incline
<br />Ext'ANSION LEADER TUBE.
<br />ring is also arranged outside ofthe
<br />plpe, where it is found to be'ltlUally
<br />efficient, with the additional valuable
<br />feattire that It affords a means for the
<br />fastening to the building. In other
<br />words, when the spring is on the out-
<br />side of the pipe it is suitable for use
<br />as a regular conductor plpe, and when
<br />it is within the pipe the pipe can be
<br />passed through a circular hole in a cor-
<br />nice, as illustrated in the cut. It is In
<br />this part of the root drainage system
<br />that most of the leakage troubles oc-
<br />cur, the successive freezing and thaw-
<br />ing usually bursting the tube at about
<br />the point shown by the arrow.
<br />The lenders are made of copper and
<br />of galvanized Iron or tin and where
<br />for architectural reasons it Is desired
<br />can also be rectangular in section, the
<br />e pansion spring being provided In the
<br />same way.
<br />THE DIVINING ROD.
<br />French Scientist Says Magnetism
<br />Causes its Action,
<br />Louis Probst, a French s4ntist sta-
<br />tioned at Oloron Ste. Marie, in the
<br />Pyrenees ,utl:s there is something in
<br />the divining rod. His theory is that it
<br />does not point to water or a precious
<br />metal, but that its action Is controlled
<br />by any change In the density of the
<br />earth's crust over which it Is carried.
<br />Thus he believes it would make the
<br />usual response if it were carried across
<br />the lice of a subterranean watercourse
<br />which had run dry just the same as if
<br />water were flowing In It, and It would
<br />respond to deposits of oil or natural
<br />gas just as readily as to water, ore of
<br />precious metal or coal. IIe thinks that
<br />an important change in the earth's
<br />density such as is caused by a sub-
<br />terranean river may be detected In
<br />passing over It In a carriage or even a
<br />railway train. If a subterranean wa-
<br />tercourse crosses the line of a superfi-
<br />cial one. he thinks the line of the hid-
<br />den one may be traced with the rod by
<br />a person operating It in a boat on the
<br />surface stream.
<br />In Montana the new railroad traverses good farming land. It has been demonstrated
<br />that big er?ipa of grain may be raised there. Along the Yellowstone and Musselshell rivers
<br />the yields of alfalfa, auger beets, and grain last year were remarkable In the Judith
<br />Basin, near Lewistown, Mont , ie one of the m'st remarkable aections to be found along
<br />the new line. Under mourn! rainfall the famous bent•h lends produced last year an average
<br />of ti►irty.five Inteltele`4 hard whist to the dere. The basin contains about le`n thousand
<br />square miles and in ap\areele settic{td Some government land still rnt°nina open for settle-
<br />ment. Government land offices are maintained at Lewistown and Tort• Mont. i
<br />The. Big :Br'nel Counts' of Washington presents splendid opportunities in fermi] ¢and
<br />(reit raking Bight new towns along this new line have reeentpr been opened iii Idaho
<br />and tl'nshington.
<br />F. A. t 1ILLER,
<br />General Passenger Agent,
<br />CHICAGO,
<br />GEO. B. HAYNFS,
<br />Immigration Agent,
<br />egs Adams St., CHICAGO.
<br />RA.RREL ELEVATOR.
<br />by pairs of arms which are connected
<br />to corres.ponding gears and shafts op-
<br />erated by an electric motor. The arms
<br />are arranged to successively bear
<br />against the barrel to push it up the
<br />incline. The lowest arm engnges the
<br />barrel as it rests on the ground and
<br />pushes it up the beginning of the in-
<br />cline. The next arm in turn take* up
<br />the task and pushes the barrel farther
<br />up the incline. The number of arms
<br />is limited only by the height of the in-
<br />cline.
<br />He considers that the phenomenon Chicago's Water to Be Purer.
<br />is one of magnetism. The earth at- A menace to Chicago'redrinking wa-
<br />ter supply is removed by a decision of
<br />tracts the rod differently according to
<br />the hidden features of Its strueture. If the Indiana Harbor council to spend
<br />the operator wears rubber shoes or if g500.000 on a new sewer system tor
<br />he grasps the rod with rubber or silk East Chicago and Indiana Harbor. The
<br />or other nonconducting gloves, nothing sewage of the two cities, heretofore
<br />will happen. A magnetized rod. on the dumped into Lake Michigan, will be
<br />other hand, will give far more positive reversed. and the new system will
<br />results than a plain one. He has, he empty into the Grand Calumet river.
<br />says, authenticated this by giving the near Hammond. After that Whitin
<br />two alternately to a blindfolded opera- will be the only northern Indiana citz•
<br />tor. Though he never knew which rod sending its sewage to the lake where
<br />he had, the magnetized one always northerly currents run toward Chi -
<br />showed far greater activity. cago. The new sewer system will be
<br />Really, however, it is indifferent the first of its kind in Indiana. It wUl
<br />what material is used. Operators usu. be of re -enforced concrete on the model
<br />ally jzfer a hazel twig. but M. Probst of the recently completed system of
<br />thlAa whalebone or malacca better, Grand- Rapids, Mich. It will drain six
<br />but best of all n thin rod of steel about square miles.—What to Eat.
<br />an eighth of nu inch in thickness with
<br />the ends wrapped in fine copper wire. Economy In Fuel on Ocean Liners.
<br />Wonderful advances have been made
<br />Artificial Gems. In marine engines during the past few
<br />Aristide Charette bas discovered a years. not only lu construction. but In
<br />method of producing very beautiful eeonomy of fuel as well. An 8,000 ton
<br />diamonds by passing a powerful elee. ship built for the Hamburg -American
<br />hic current through a liquid sulphate line in 1890 burns nearly twi aa
<br />of black carbon. Another French ea. much wet aa a 17.000 ton ship ullt
<br />vent now claims to have discovered a for them In 1900. The White 8 r
<br />means of converting the common min. liner Baltic. 24.000 tons. burns I
<br />eral corundum. which is only wortb fuel than the MILO tou Bretagne, built
<br />about 2 franca per carat' Into rubies in 1886. At the beginning of oceen
<br />and sapphires of a marked value equal steam navigiitIon it to ,k :410 eons of
<br />to 30 francs per carat by a simple coal to drive n 2,000 ton vessel across
<br />process. A month's exposure to the the Atlantic at a speed of ulue miles
<br />action of radluM turned yellow corun- an hour. Today a 20.000 ton vessel
<br />dum into "a flne clear ruby," while the can be driven iteroes at a speed of
<br />red varieties became amethyst, the twenty-three nines an hour on a con -
<br />violet sapphire and the blue topaz. sumptiou 0:- 3.000 toes coal.—Popti-
<br />Cloth Finishiog 'Machine. - --
<br />A uew finishing machine for woolen
<br />and worsted goods. in which the ciotb In his • to determine
<br />is drawn over rolls covered witb finely whether It e. es. the odor of
<br />ground glass, is described in the Tex- ifinaatowctrss views a000thienT
<br />the World Record. Bays this maga' gist. bethought him of trying a mirror.
<br />zine:• 'The pressure is applied by a
<br />pneumatic device which enables the aHnedssettutegd opt! a seterdl k tn gnectool or:
<br />energy of the machine to be regulated
<br />very closely. The millions of small an excellent glass in which the reflec-
<br />manner that cannot be Otherwise du- toPtrtlifee.kreaAl
<br />single one approached the reflection in
<br />smooth, p,ished surface with a very
<br />thick nap." Joining the Great. .
<br />Reputation and Cheracter. An Oxford undergraduate was recit-
<br />ing a memorized oratiou lu one of the
<br />Lawyer (examining jurp—Do you classes in public speaking. After the
<br />understand the difference between first two sentences bus tuetnory failed,
<br />character and reputation? Juror—Rep- and a look of blank despair mime over
<br />utation is the name your neighbors his face. He began as follows:
<br />give you; character Is the one they ,'Ladies and Geotlemen—Pitt is dead.
<br />take from you.—Judge. Fox is dead. Gladstoue is dead"—
<br />Old men's eyes are like old men's Then forgetting, he hesitated for a
<br />memories; they are strongest for moment and continued. "Aad—I—I-1
<br />am beginning to reel pretty 'sick' my -
<br />A Sou Ridden Town. A Rejection Slip.. •
<br />A well known tourist of the world "Sir," said the shivering beggar.
<br />has stated as his opinion thrtt Lucerne stopping the prosperous magazine ed-
<br />it) the most bell ridden town iu Europe. Itor on the street. "i have a long. sed
<br />He had assuredly never been to story"—
<br />Schwyz. To begin w . the countless "Sorry," briskly replied the maga-
<br />the small hours o he morning on
<br />cattle that pass th gid the streets In alae editor, passing on, "but aye are
<br />only open for short, funny otos now;
<br />their way to or from the upland pee- full of the other kind."—Success Maga-
<br />tures wear bells as big ss buckets. --__
<br />And there are church hells too. A line
<br />peal they are, no doubt. but the noble No Thanks.
<br />art of bell ringing either never existed "1 broke a record today. Had the
<br />or has beeu lost here. The bells are last word with a woman."
<br />rung by being smitten or banged to- "Didn't think it possible. How'd it
<br />tether by two small boys, whose legs bappenr
<br />are plainly visible—an aliurtttl!�,mark "Why. 1 said to a woman in the car,
<br />for an air gun—through the open 'Madam, have my seat' "—Philadei-
<br />louvres of the church tower, the 'tide Ledger. -
<br />sounds produced being about as edify-
<br />ing as the music of a donkey engine Good Trade.
<br />In full play. The performance begins "Oh, my business is good." said the
<br />at 4:30 a. m, and continues until early trombone player, "In fact, I am al -
<br />service at 5, and if there Is a funeral— ways blowing about it,"
<br />which Is every other day or so—there "Well, I'm Booted with mine. too."
<br />will be another sustained burst of mel- said the chimney sweep.
<br />ody from 6 to 7. During the remainder "And mine is out of sight." said the
<br />of the day the ringing 1s varied and diver,
<br />persistent, but it lacks the irritating
<br />power of the early morning exercises. Do One thing at a time and the big
<br />Sooner or later public opinion will be things Bret—Lincoln.
<br />aroused. Those boys will be dragged
<br />from literally, and peace and quiet will reign Cure Your Kidneyr perch, figuratively if not s
<br />in the eponymous capital of the con-
<br />federacy.—Blackwood'e Magazine,
<br />Wolves of the Sea.
<br />Of all the inhabitants of the ocean
<br />few are more destructive than the sea
<br />molt', a kind of dolphin which attains
<br />when full grown a length of foUrteen
<br />...f_ftt and a weight of 8,000 pounds.
<br />A", swift swimmer, it Is quick in its
<br />mivements, cunning as a fox and hu
<br />insaUable appetite. It feeds on the
<br />young of seal, whale and walrus and
<br />also on the tongue of the adult whale.
<br />When a mother walrus perceives a
<br />sea wolf, she endeavors to throw her
<br />cub on fito an iceberg if one is near.
<br />Failing this, she gets it on top of her
<br />head and swims with it above water.
<br />But this is vain. Diving far below, the
<br />fish of prey comes up with tremendous
<br />force, striking the frantic mother a
<br />terrific blow and Jolting the cub off
<br />her head intoithe water. Here it falls
<br />an easy victim to the assailant and is
<br />soon devoured.
<br />In its work of destruction the sea
<br />wolf Is frequently aided by the thrash-
<br />er, a fish Which can deliver a terrible
<br />blow with its tail.
<br />Got Something For Nothing.
<br />!Mark Twain told how be got some-
<br />thing for nothing one day in the early
<br />sixties when he needed the money. He
<br />walked into a hotel and was petting a
<br />strange dog. General Nelson A. Miles,
<br />who chanced to be proem:it offered him
<br />$10 for the canine.
<br />"To be frank," said the humorist to
<br />General Miles, "I haven't really- got
<br />any right to sell you this animal, but If
<br />you'll given* $8 you may take the pup
<br />away when rm not looking, and I'll
<br />not tell who took it"
<br />The bargain was closed, and General
<br />Miles took the dog to his room. A mo-
<br />ment later the dog's owner inquired
<br />tor his pet. and Mark Twain offered to
<br />find the animal for $8. The humorist
<br />then went to General Miles' room and
<br />explained All. had the dog returned to
<br />him, gave the armgeolficer back his
<br />money and returned the canine to its
<br />original owner, thereby making $3.
<br />Helping the PostoffIce.
<br />In a history of the great advance in
<br />pastel methods accomplished by 81r
<br />Rowland Hill is given this anecdote:
<br />To the postoffice of at that time tiny
<br />A.mbleside came one day a well to do
<br />man to buy a stamp to put ea the let-
<br />ter he was about to post "Is this new
<br />reform going to last?" he asked the
<br />postmaster. "Certainly." was the re-
<br />ply. "It is quite established." "(Th.
<br />well, then," said the man. resolved to
<br />give the thing gas
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<br />Why will people coutinue to suffer the
<br />agonies of kidney complaint. backache.
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<br />Canadian Government Aged
<br />ESTA'I'E OF DECEDENT.
<br />Suite of Minnesota, county of Dakota.--sa. In
<br />probate oourt.
<br />la the matter of the estate of IsaaO Man-
<br />chester, decedent
<br />Letters teatementary this day heving bees
<br />granted to Almira Menchester.
<br />It la ordered that the time within which all
<br />creditors of the above named decedent may
<br />preeent claims agralast hltiesutte In ibis court be.
<br />and the same bereby Is, liMited to Ws months
<br />from and offer the date hereof anti that Sitter -
<br />dry, the 30th day of August, 190R, at 9:30 o'clock
<br />tri., tbe probate court rooms at the o,,urt-
<br />house. at Hastings. in said counts, be and the
<br />same berth) le axed and arpointed as the time
<br />sad place for hearing upou and the ...mina -
<br />Wm. adjustment. and allOWYD.34) Of Puch <maims
<br />tw. presented within the time aforesaid.
<br />bat Amice hereof be lases by the publioation
<br />-If this order In The Hastings Gazette, as pro-
<br />vided by lavi.
<br />Dated Jr miry 94th. 19M.
<br />18-Sw Judge of Probate.
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