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<br />THE HASTIN
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<br />HASTINGS. MINN.. SAT
<br />DAY. FEBRUARY 8, 1908..
<br />MIOTAHTORNNESLZETTE: SOCIETY,
<br />clothes strung from bow to masthead
<br />ASKING DAY AFLOAT l no longer be seen, and the boat-
<br />swain's mate will forget how to pipe,
<br />"Scrub and wash clothes!"
<br />When the Sailor Lads In the Navy
<br />Turn Laundrymen.
<br />A HARD JOB IN BAD WEATHER
<br />Each Man, With His Feet and Lege
<br />Bare, Scrubs His Own Clothes and
<br />Gets Them Ready For Inspection.
<br />"Jimmy Legs" and the "Lucky Bag."
<br />Have you ever noticed bow clean a
<br />well dressed a sailor lad looks wh
<br />on shore leave, how white his cloth
<br />look when you board the ship on v
<br />iting days? But did you ever reall
<br />that he was his own washerman?
<br />With a shrill blast of his silver wh
<br />tle the chief boatswain's mate w
<br />pipe, "Scrub and wash clothes!" a
<br />every man hurries to hisTucket, ge
<br />his soiled clothes, salt water sou
<br />draws a bucket of briny orf h
<br />ter, as the case may be. and begins h
<br />washing.
<br />He is generally barefooted at th
<br />time, so that he will not wet his sho
<br />and stockings. He wears his trouse
<br />very bell shaped at the bottom in ord
<br />that he may roll them up over t
<br />knee.
<br />After scrubbing and rubbing h
<br />clothes until clean he turns them i
<br />side out and with "stops" proceeds
<br />get them ready for hanging up. The
<br />tops are short pieces of twine, twist
<br />red with whipped ends, that hf use
<br />n lieu of clothespins. They ire las
<br />ened in eyelets placed at the aid
<br />earns and bottom of his shirts and th
<br />waistband of his trousers. He tur
<br />11 his washed clothes inside out
<br />revent the right side getting soiled.
<br />They are then hung on a line whit
<br />ys the Youth's Companion, is ru
<br />om the bow to the topmast or uppe
<br />op of a fighting mast. The well i
<br />ormed man now usually puts his
<br />lothes to soak the night before in
<br />neket half full of water into whit
<br />e has either sprinkled a handful
<br />soap powder or a small piece of sa
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<br />water soap. In the orning a littl
<br />rubbing and his clothes are clean an
<br />ung up, while the "landlubber" has
<br />ust begun.
<br />When they have been thoroughl
<br />dried, the chief boatswain again pipe
<br />Scrub and wash clothes!" and ever
<br />an rushes for the clothesline t
<br />clams- his own. If he fails to secure
<br />em within a reasonable time, the
<br />aster at arms, or "Jimmy Legs,
<br />es them down, and they go into th
<br />lucky bag." Then the only recourse
<br />e unlucky owner has is to go to th
<br />est, or the "stick," as the court on
<br />board ship is commonly called, and pe -
<br />tion the "first Iuit." or executive oe3
<br />r, to order them released.
<br />As a rule, Jimmy Legs, who ha
<br />barge of the cleanliness of the decks
<br />ways has extra cleaning, painting
<br />an
<br />nd so forth In mind, and the m
<br />whose clothes get into the lucky bag
<br />receives so many hours' extra duty as
<br />gentle reminder to be more carefu
<br />the future. His name goes on Jim
<br />y Legs' time book, and when there
<br />any extra labor to be performed he
<br />called upon to assist
<br />This is usually the lot of the "lands
<br />an" who bas not been aboard long
<br />ough to 'learn the ropes."
<br />After they are taken from the line
<br />stops are taken Ont and the clothes
<br />lied in such a manner that they need
<br />ironing. These rolls are then tied
<br />each end with the stops and are
<br />towed away in the clothes bag. In
<br />way all his clothes, both blue and
<br />hate, are kept clean, and when Sun -
<br />y morning comes and there is gen-
<br />re' inspection on the quarter deck he
<br />as no fear of being reprimanded for
<br />ving on a soiled uniform.
<br />The hardest things of a sailor's outfit
<br />wash are Its blanket and hammock.
<br />e hammock forms part of his equip-
<br />ent, but belongs to the ship. He is,
<br />Wever, required to keep it clean.
<br />Is mattress and blanket are lashed
<br />to the hammock and stowed in the
<br />Wags or crates provided for that
<br />Mose-
<br />very day a couple or more men are
<br />etailed to stow them away and at
<br />ht to break them out It is this
<br />dung so mach that gets them fear -
<br />14 dirty, especially while a ship is
<br />ling. When washing his hammock,
<br />sailor lays it fiat on the deck and
<br />es a wire brush to get it clean, with
<br />assistance of soap and lots of "el -
<br />w grease."
<br />n visiting a foreign port and before
<br />ship has come to anchor It will be
<br />rrounded by "bumboats," generally
<br />ging out washerwomen, who are
<br />ally negresses and who clamor for
<br />y work in the laundry line. They
<br />good work and charge very little
<br />it. They always show their refer -
<br />es from the last ship and always
<br />nt :: new one to add to thh's already
<br />g list
<br />is in wet and stormy weather that
<br />sailor has his own troubles trying
<br />dry his clothes. Round the uptakes
<br />the smokestack there is a drying
<br />m in which clothes may be bang'
<br />as they grow yellowish when hung
<br />e often this room is used as little
<br />possible. In the newer men-of-war
<br />re are installed washing and drying
<br />chines which greatly facilitate the
<br />ndry work, making it inexcusable
<br />a sailor to have soiled clothes.
<br />is machine, which dries clothes by
<br />trifugal motion, does the work rap -
<br />and well.
<br />hese machines, which are being
<br />added to all the new ships, will in
<br />time do away with all band work. The
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<br />LAWS OF WAR.
<br />The Code That Governs Hostilities Be-
<br />tween Civilized Nations.
<br />The "laws of war" as at present for-
<br />mulated by the civilised nations forbid
<br />the use of poison against the enemy;
<br />murder by treachery, as, for example,
<br />assuming the uniform or displaying
<br />the flag of a foe; the murder of those
<br />who have surrendered, whether upon
<br />conditions or at discretion; declara-
<br />tions that no quarter will be given to
<br />an enemy; the use of such arms or
<br />projectiles as will cause unnecessary
<br />pain or suffering to an enemy; the
<br />abuse of a flag of truce to gain infor-
<br />mation concerning an enemy's poll•
<br />tions; all unnecessary destruction of
<br />property, whether public or private.
<br />They also declare that only fortified
<br />places shall be besieged, open cities of
<br />villages not to be subject to- siege of
<br />bombardment; that public bulldings of
<br />whatever character, whether belonging
<br />to church or state, shall be spared;
<br />that plundering by private soldiers or
<br />their officers shall be considered Mad
<br />missible; that prisoners shall be treat.
<br />ed with common humanity; that the
<br />personal effects and private property
<br />of prisoners, excepting their arms and
<br />ammunition, shall be respected; that
<br />the population of an enemy's country
<br />shall be considered exempt from par
<br />ticipation in the war unless by hostile
<br />acts they provoke the 111 will of thf
<br />enemy.
<br />Personal and family honor and the
<br />religions convictions of an invaded
<br />people must be respected by the In
<br />'ceders and all pillage by regular troops
<br />or their followers strictly forbidden.
<br />GOT HIS OMELET.
<br />Why One Man Ceased Trying to C.,
<br />Funny With Waiters.
<br />"I've never tried to be funny with a
<br />waiter," the traveler was saying.
<br />'since the time when I had a little ex-
<br />perience with one in California. It was
<br />several years ago, and I was rather
<br />'fresh.' I stepped into a restaurant
<br />one morning and ordered an omelet.
<br />What kind?' asked the waiter.
<br />"'Why, are there more kinds than
<br />one? I said.
<br />"'Oh, yes, sir,' he answered me;
<br />'there are severaL'
<br />"'Well, bring me an oetricb egg ome-
<br />let'
<br />"'All right sir,' be said, 'but you'll
<br />have to wait quite awhile. It takes a
<br />long time to make an ostrich egg ome-
<br />let'
<br />"I told him I had plenty of time. He
<br />went away and was gore fully an
<br />hour. Then he came back twith a big
<br />covered dish.
<br />"'There yon are, sir,' he said, plac-
<br />ing it before me and uncovering it.
<br />"Well, It was an omelet, all right.
<br />and big enough for half a dozen men.
<br />Whether there was an ostrich farm In
<br />the neighborhood and he got a real
<br />ostrich egg or whether he made it
<br />from a couple of dozen hens' eggs 1
<br />don't know, but I distinctly remerntwt
<br />that it cost me $2 -and I learned e
<br />valuable lesson." -Youth's Companion
<br />An Old Joke.
<br />lfy Lord Craven, in King Janie:
<br />First's Reign, was very desirous to
<br />eee Ben Jonson, which being told to
<br />Ben, he went to my Lord's House: but
<br />being in a very tatter'd Condition, n'
<br />Poeta sometimes are. the Porter re
<br />fue'd him Admittance, with some
<br />saucy Language, which the other d1,;
<br />not fail to return. My Lord. hap;:eu-
<br />ing to come out while they were wren
<br />Sling, asked the occasion of It. Ken
<br />who stood in need of no -body to rpe.►t•
<br />for him, said, he understood his Lord
<br />ship desired to see him; you. friend
<br />said my Lord, who are yon? Ben Jon
<br />eon, reply'd the other. No. no, groti
<br />my Lord, you cannot be Ben Jonson
<br />who wrote the Silent Woman. you look
<br />as if you could not say Bo to a Goose
<br />Bo, cry'd Ben. Very well. said my Lord.
<br />who was better pleas'd at the Joke
<br />than offended at the Affront, 1 am now
<br />convinced by your Wit, you are Ben
<br />Jonson. -"Joe Miller's Jest Book," 1739.
<br />A Wide Distinction.
<br />Barney Malloy and Mike Calrey were
<br />shingling a roof. 'Barney," Mike ask-
<br />ed, removing a bunch of shingle nails
<br />from his mouth and settling back com-
<br />fortably, "what is the difference be-
<br />tween satisfied and content?,
<br />"The difference? Sure, there's none,"
<br />answered Barney. "If you're satisfied,
<br />you're content, and if you're content
<br />you're satisfied."
<br />"That was my opinion, too, Barney,
<br />me boy, up to now, but it struck me
<br />sadden -like as I put that last nail In
<br />that I am satisfied, all right, that Molly
<br />Calrey 11 my wife, but I am darned
<br />sun I em not content!"
<br />Hatless.
<br />An English hostess was entertaining
<br />about 300 people at a reception and
<br />bad provided only about seventy-five
<br />seats. In despair she said to a com-
<br />patriot: "Oh. I am so distressed! Not
<br />�ourthe of these people can sit
<br />"Bless my soul, madam!" he ex-
<br />claimed. "What's the matter with
<br />them?"
<br />Good For an Appetite.
<br />"Yon must have a good appetite," re-
<br />marked the tbtn man enviously.
<br />"What do you take for itr
<br />"In all my experience," replied the
<br />plump one, "I have found nothing more
<br />suitable than food" - Philadelphia
<br />Press.
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<br />DESIRE OF DISTINCTION.
<br />.' saint Illustration of a Peculiar
<br />Phase of Human Nature.
<br />1n "Doc Gordon," by Mary E. WU-
<br />kins-Freeman, is a quaint tlloatration
<br />of a peculiar phase of human nature.
<br />It develops with the visits of the two
<br />doctors to their poorer patients:
<br />James drove ail the morning with
<br />Dr. Gordon about the New Jersey
<br />country. The country people were
<br />either saturnine with an odd ehynesa,
<br />which had something almost hostile in
<br />it, or they were effusively hospitable.
<br />forcing apple jack upon the two doc-
<br />tors. James was much struck by the
<br />curious unconcern shown by the rela-
<br />tives of the patients and even by the
<br />patients themselves. In only one case,
<br />that of a child suffering from a bad
<br />case of measles, was much luterest
<br />evinced. The majority of the patients
<br />were the very old and middle aged,
<br />and they discussed and heard discussed
<br />their symptoms with much the same
<br />attitude as they might have discussed
<br />the mechanism of a wooden doll. If
<br />any emotion was shown, ft was that
<br />of a singular inverted pride. "1 had a
<br />terrible night, doctor," said one old
<br />woman, and a smirk of self conceit
<br />was over her ancient face. "Yes, moth.
<br />er did have an awful night," said her
<br />married daughter, with a trlumpbant
<br />expression. Even the children cluster-
<br />ing about the doctor looked uncon•
<br />eciously proud because their old grand-
<br />mother had had an awful night The
<br />call of the two doctors at the house
<br />was positively hilarious. Quantities of
<br />old apple jack were forced upon them.
<br />The old roman in the adjoining bed-
<br />room, although she was evidently suf-
<br />fering, kept calling out a feeble joke is
<br />her cackling old voice,
<br />"Those people seem positively elated
<br />because that old soul is sick," said
<br />James when he and the doctor were
<br />again in the buggy.
<br />"They are," said Dr. Gordon; "even
<br />the old woman herself, who knows well
<br />enough that she has not long to live.
<br />Did you ever think that the desire of
<br />distinction was one of the mos per-
<br />haps the most, intense purely e$ritual
<br />emotion of the human soul? Look at
<br />the wfy these people live here, grub-
<br />bing away at the soil like ants. The
<br />most of them have in their lives just
<br />three\ ways of attracting notice, the
<br />momentary consideration of their kind
<br />-birth, marriage, sickness and death.
<br />With the first they are hardly actively
<br />concerned; even with the second many
<br />have nothing to do. There are more
<br />women than men, as usual, and. al-
<br />though the women want to marry, all
<br />the men do not. There remains only
<br />sickness and death for a standby, so to
<br />speak. If one of them is really sick
<br />and dies, the people are aroused to
<br />take notice. The sick person and the
<br />corpse have a certain state and dignity
<br />which they have never attained before.
<br />Why, bless you, man, i have one pa-
<br />tient, a middle aged woman, who has
<br />been laid up for years with rheuma-
<br />tism, and she is fatglY vainglorious, and
<br />so is her mother. Ilse brags of her in-`
<br />valid daughter. It she had been mere-
<br />ly an old maid on ber bands, she would
<br />have been ashamed of her, and tbe wo-
<br />man herself wouln have been sour and
<br />discontented. But she has fairly mar-
<br />ried rheumatism. It bas been to her as
<br />a husband and children. I tell you,
<br />young mac, one has to have his little
<br />footstool of elevation among his fel-
<br />lows, even if It is a mighty queer one,
<br />or he loses his self respect, and self
<br />respect is the best jewel we have."
<br />Much Wanted.
<br />The following advertisement, quoted
<br />from a Boston paper of a date early In
<br />the nineteenth century by Mr. 'Anson
<br />in "The Stranger In America," shows
<br />that the domestic problem is not one
<br />of modern manufacture. But what
<br />mistress of today would dare to !im-
<br />pose such conditions On the hindrance
<br />in the kitchen?
<br />Much Wanted: A neat, well behaved
<br />female to do kitchen work in a small
<br />family in Charlestown, near Boston.
<br />She may pray and sing hymns, but
<br />not over the dishkettie. She may go
<br />to meeting, but not belong to the con-
<br />gregation of midnight worshipers.
<br />Inquire at Repertory oMee, near Bos -
<br />'ton.
<br />A Natural Fortress.
<br />In the northern part of Madagascar
<br />is the most remarkable natural fortress
<br />in the world. It is occupied by a wild
<br />tribe who call themselves the People of
<br />the Rocks. The fortress is a lofty and
<br />precipitous rock of enormous 8120,1.000
<br />feet high and eight square miles 1a
<br />area. Its sides are so steep that 1t
<br />cannot be climbed without artificial
<br />means. Within it is hollow, and the
<br />only entrance is by a subterranean
<br />passage. -St James' Gazette,
<br />{ That's What Hurt.1
<br />'1 don't like that there Mrs. 'dwell -
<br />man at all," said Mrs. Nuritcd
<br />"Wel, you ain't got to take no tae
<br />tics of her," replied Mr. Nurlteb.
<br />"But the trouble 1. she don't take so ( int bIIDNlt doth a mats work e*D
<br />mike o' 02e."-PhUa4Nrlds y may evO tar saotbatr.-$slot
<br />DID LEE EXPECT DEFEAT?
<br />the General's Sisificant Statement
<br />After 8ai Cruet.
<br />My last official in rue with Gen-
<br />eral Lee was ors retreat. I was
<br />sent to him with 't.. trwu Pres-
<br />ident Davis and - + -, :him near mid-
<br />night of April 0 near Rice's station.
<br />approached without being challenged
<br />by a single sentinel and found him
<br />standing near a smoldering fire with
<br />one of his hands resting ou au am
<br />bulance wheel. He was dictating some
<br />order to Colonel Meatball, who sat In
<br />the ambulance with a lap desk recely
<br />tag his dictation. Aa General Lee
<br />spoke he gazed Into the bed of coals
<br />as If weighing every word. There was
<br />no staff or escort about, so far as 1
<br />could- see. Touching Sailors Creek, be
<br />spoke bitterly and said In answer to
<br />Mr. Davis' desire to know his propoeed
<br />line of retreat that It was beyond his
<br />control; that he had Intended to re-
<br />treat by the line of the Danville road,
<br />but bad been forced off that route by
<br />the arrival of Sheridan ahead of him
<br />at Burkville; that be was then follow-
<br />ing the line of the Southside road to
<br />Lynchburg. but the enemy was .out-
<br />marcbiug him and might force him off;
<br />that his movements were dependent
<br />on the development, of each hour, and
<br />then he added: "How can 1 tell? A
<br />few more Sailors Creeks and it will all
<br />be over -just wberel thought it would
<br />end from the beginning." When 1 first
<br />published thfs'etatSment its truthful
<br />seas was quesUonjd. F or.unately 1
<br />afterward saw two of his staff, both
<br />of whom said iltejk had heard him ex-
<br />press himself in t*sante way. There
<br />may have bee� times when General
<br />Lee, elated �y dome of his surprising
<br />successes, fe topeful about the tri-
<br />umph of our cause. From the proba-
<br />bilities based on nuntiters and resources
<br />his judgment may have been warped
<br />away now and then by the feeling be
<br />expressed when, after Second Marina-
<br />ting, Sharpsburg, Frederlrkahurg and
<br />Chancellorsville, he said, "No general
<br />ever commanded such troops as those
<br />under me." But his mind was too
<br />mathematical in Its workings, and nil
<br />its calculations were too habitually
<br />based upon what could he done with
<br />a given number of men and a certain
<br />amount of material to make him forget
<br />the vast disparity betwecn,the contest-
<br />ants or hope for ultimate triumph. -
<br />John S. Wise In Circle Magazine
<br />A WITTY JUDGE.
<br />Mie C.eoteelews- -an gq idseee--eF
<br />Ditto and True.
<br />The late Hon. Noahh Davis, well
<br />known throughout the country as the
<br />judge who tried and sentenced Boss
<br />Tweed, was justly celebrated in many
<br />ways. He was of that type of jurist
<br />for which western New York was
<br />famed durtng the half century follow-
<br />ing 1850. Orleans county is proud of
<br />him as one of ber noblest and most dis-
<br />tinguished sons. Ile was slightly
<br />above medium height, full habited,
<br />large head, fine, clean cut face -indeed,
<br />a striking figure in any community. He
<br />was a well read lawyer, an honest,
<br />fair minded judge, with a keen sense
<br />of humor and withal something of a
<br />writer and poet The following lines
<br />from his pen, written on the spur of
<br />the moment and in the midst of a trial,
<br />Illustrate the alertness and quality of
<br />his mind. They are perhaps the best
<br />play upon words of which we have any
<br />record in the English language.
<br />It was at the Niagara circuit in the
<br />early seventies. Judge Davis presided.
<br />An action 1n ejectment was called.
<br />The dispute was over a party wall or
<br />a division line. It was purely a ques-
<br />tion for the civil engineer. The divt-
<br />alon line established and the case was
<br />won. The defendant's attorney, realis-
<br />ing this, called as expert witnesses the
<br />Hon. John A. Ditto. city engineer of
<br />Buffalo, and the Hon. A. R. True, the
<br />engineer who constructed the canti-
<br />lever bridge over Niagara river at the
<br />falls. They were two of the most emi-
<br />nent civil engineers In the state, They
<br />made a survey of the premises and es-
<br />tablished the division line as contended
<br />for by the defendant and when called
<br />to the witness stand so testified, giving
<br />monuments, courses and distances with
<br />sacs minute exactness that they could
<br />not be successfully controverted. The
<br />moment True` who followed Ditto as A►
<br />witness, left the stand, Judge Davis
<br />wrote these ilnes and parsed them to
<br />the clerk to band to plaintiff's counsel:
<br />f Mhos True swears ditto to Ditto,
<br />And Ditto swears ditto to True,
<br />If True be true and Ditto be ditto,
<br />I think they're too many for you.
<br />-Daniel H. McMillan in Buffalo Truth,
<br />Man end His Sweet Teeth.
<br />"If you want to have that tradition
<br />upset aboat women, only having a
<br />sweet tooth," remarked the stenogra-
<br />pher who works downtown, 'just go
<br />into a quick lunch room occasionally
<br />and watch the men who drink coffee
<br />sr chocolate with their midday meals.
<br />I give you my word I have seen not
<br />one, but many men, put six lumps of
<br />saw into their one cup of coffee or
<br />chocolate and tiles at apple pie that
<br />is fairly covered with powdered sugar."
<br />...New York Press.
<br />Makes a Qlifersner.
<br />A girl who used to make all sorb of
<br />fun of those who were poor spellers
<br />is now receiving three fat letters a
<br />week from a man who can't spell cor-
<br />seetly mon than forty worts alto-
<br />g ether. But he has a big, nips haus*
<br />and money in the bank -and that spells
<br />comet ing to her. - Howard (Kan.)
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<br />THE DRAGON FLY.
<br />$Insularly Adapted to Its Life of
<br />Aerial Piracy.
<br />No one could fall to be struck with
<br />the singularly perfect adaptation of the
<br />dragon fiy's structure to a life of aerial
<br />piracy. The tour wings are large and
<br />in proportion to their weight enormous-
<br />ly strong. Each is supported by a won-
<br />derfully arranged network of slender
<br />ribs, which give the necessary rigidity
<br />to the thin, transparent membrane
<br />forming Its basis. The miracles by
<br />which the wings are moved are mass-
<br />ive
<br />asalve and powerful and are so arranged
<br />among themselves that the animal is
<br />aJabteg stettris4 its coarse with an
<br />r anrifng a ra *Etch any bird
<br />might envy. In this power it is largely
<br />aided by a marvelous keenness of
<br />sight, for In addition to the two great,
<br />gorgeously colored compound eyes
<br />which make up so much of the bead
<br />the Insect possesses three smaller "sim-
<br />ple" eyes, making five eyes in all. The
<br />prey when overtaken 1s seized and de-
<br />voured by means of powerful, sharply
<br />toothed jaws.
<br />An animal which lives such an ac-
<br />tive life naturally requires a very per-
<br />fect breathing apparatus, and this is
<br />amply provided by a system of holes
<br />on the sides of the body which open
<br />into an elaborate network of air tubes,
<br />supplying every part of the system.
<br />The air in these tubes is constantly
<br />renewed by the regular compression
<br />and dilatation of the body by special
<br />muscles, -Chambers' Journal
<br />HIBERNATION.
<br />New and Why Some Animals Exist All
<br />Winter Without Food,
<br />The philosophy or nature of hiber
<br />nation and why and how it is that the
<br />hibernating creatures can go so long
<br />without food are interesting studies.
<br />In the first place, the creature in or
<br />der to enable It to sustain life through
<br />out the long winter during which 11
<br />hibernates 1s endowed with the capac-
<br />ity of accumulating within its body a
<br />large quantity of fat This fat Is to the
<br />animal what a well stocked coal cellar
<br />L to a fire, and until the whole of 11
<br />has been consumed the tissue of the
<br />body proper remains untouched. It
<br />has been ascertained that animals can
<br />endure the waste of tissue until it
<br />amounts to 40 per cent of their normal
<br />weight Should the weight be reduced
<br />beyond that point the result is death.
<br />But nature comes to the rescue of the
<br />hibernating creatures In another way
<br />When the hibernation begins, respira-
<br />tion and digestion almost cease (!n
<br />some cases they cease absolutely), and
<br />the circulation is only Net active
<br />enough to sustain life. As a conse-
<br />quence of this the wear and tear L re-
<br />duced to the minimum, and the cra-
<br />tore is enabled to pull through. -New
<br />York American.
<br />Thrift.
<br />They is an old fashioned weed that
<br />ought to come into use again -thrift,
<br />There are a distressing number of
<br />shiftless people in the world, and,
<br />while we ehall call no names, we hope
<br />every reader will pause at this para-
<br />graph and think seriously of thrift and
<br />shlftlersnebs.-Atchison Globe.
<br />The Changed View.
<br />Every man taker care that his neigh-
<br />bor does not cheat him. But a day
<br />comer when he begins to care that be
<br />does not cheat his neighbor. Tben all
<br />one well. He bu changed his market
<br />wart into a chariot of the sun.-Emer-
<br />ran-
<br />A Little M11.
<br />Cassidy -Ah, well, no wan kin pre-
<br />tint
<br />revtnt v'at's put an' gone, Casey -Ye
<br />Gould if ye only acted quick enough.
<br />Cassidy -Go 'long, meal Hew eoaid
<br />7*?? Oasey-'Atop 1k before ft happens.
<br />FINE PRINTS.
<br />Cary With Which They Are Treated
<br />by Amateurs and Collectors.
<br />How careful collectors and amateurs
<br />of fine engravings are of their treas-
<br />eree is illustrated by a written agree -
<br />meat that a local firm of dealers in
<br />such things had t,r sign recently when
<br />they wanted to borrow several particu-
<br />larly rare engravings for an exhibition
<br />they were to have in their galleries.
<br />The owner of the prints insisted that
<br />from the time the box in which the
<br />prints were sent to the dealers was
<br />opened in the shop no hands but those
<br />of the junior partner of the firm were
<br />to touch them. The owner stipulated'
<br />expressly that tbe member of the firm
<br />was to take them out of the box, frame',
<br />them himpelf, hang them on the walk
<br />and when the show was over follow
<br />the prints back through these varions
<br />stages until a porter wu ready tc
<br />screw the cover of the packing box on
<br />again. The prints 'were so rare and
<br />fine that the junior partner cheerfully
<br />agreed to all of these conditions tot
<br />the sake of showing the engravings.
<br />That the prints were extremely rare
<br />may be appreciated from the fact that
<br />before two of them in particular came
<br />into the private collector's possession
<br />he nlede a special journey to Stuttgart
<br />Germany, to see them, and when be
<br />looked at them he left an open order it
<br />a dealer in that city to buy them, nc
<br />matter what they coat. He got them
<br />but he paid the highest pries ever
<br />known for sues engravings to bring. -
<br />New York Press. .
<br />CRANKY METAL
<br />Moods and Mystery That Are Em-
<br />bodied In a Piece of Steel.
<br />A cutlery company will make a bun
<br />dred razors from the same piece of
<br />steel by the same process, and part of
<br />the razors will be good and part of
<br />them bad. It may be fifty of one kind
<br />or seventy-five or twenty -five --nobody
<br />knows. The maker doesn't know; the
<br />buyer doesn't know. Barbers say that
<br />even the price doesn't seem to make
<br />much difference. You may get a good
<br />razor for a quarter or a bad one for $5.
<br />And the same razor will get a contrary
<br />edge today, so that you can hardly
<br />shave with it, and tomorrow, without
<br />additional sharpening, it will work like
<br />a charm.
<br />One tap will go on a bolt easily and
<br />stay there. Another tap will hardly go
<br />on at a11. A third may be screwed on
<br />tight and snug and yet keep coming
<br />off in spite of all that can be done.
<br />Sometimes men that work with ma-
<br />chines have a premonition of coming
<br />disaster, as do the men that sail on the
<br />seas or thread the winding paths of
<br />the big woods. Nature as well as
<br />pieces of mechanism seems able to com-
<br />municate to man why they an In a
<br />calamitous and threatening mood. -
<br />Chicago Tribune.
<br />Leather From Whale Skins,
<br />The British consul at Chicago has
<br />wade a report to his government eon -
<br />earning the whaling industry carried
<br />en by Newfoundland Ashermen. They
<br />have been attempting jo make whale
<br />leather a commercial product and are
<br />said to be meeting with some success.
<br />The average whale hide coven a sur-
<br />taco
<br />urtaco of about 1,500 square feet A
<br />square foot of the bide weighs from
<br />two to five ounces and is priced as
<br />idgh as 50 cents. The leather la very
<br />tough and is said to have great wear-
<br />ing
<br />earing qualities and may tberfors be
<br />adapted to the covering of furnituea,
<br />buggy tope and seats and also auto-
<br />mobile uses. It Is also claimed that it
<br />can be used for boots and shoes.
<br />Leather made from the intestines of
<br />the whale resembles kid and 1s very
<br />Thin and tough. It will bb collar
<br />noddy sad to to be Moroi t0 Sops
<br />- SURGEONS' CHARGES.
<br />Method by Which, It Is Said, the Fees
<br />Are Regulated, •
<br />Frequently laymen who have had oc-
<br />casion to nettle the bills of surgeons
<br />upon whom they bare called In ex-
<br />tremities to use the knife are heard
<br />to complain against what they call
<br />"the exorbitant charges of surgeon."
<br />A skilled surgeon may charge $250
<br />for a simple appendicitis operation.
<br />The patient, who never thinks of com-
<br />plaining until he is convalescent, ob-
<br />jects oftentimes to paying the bill.
<br />He says, "It is outrageous for a sur-
<br />geon to charge 5250 for half an hour's
<br />work."
<br />The question of surgeons' tees often
<br />pussies a patient. He knows of one
<br />man upon whom a surgeon of wide
<br />esputatl:on has operated and charged
<br />only $75. He may know of another
<br />who has paid $1,000 for the same op-
<br />aatlon. He cannot figure it out.
<br />Yet surgeons of known ability and
<br />national, perhaps international, fame
<br />have a general plan In charging for
<br />operations. Tbeir prices range from
<br />nothing to (.5,000. They will operate
<br />without any question of willingness or
<br />ability to pay in any case where the
<br />situation is imperative. Afterward
<br />tbey will present the bill. The general
<br />public does not understand how a sur -
<br />goon will charge one man $50, another
<br />5250 and another *5,000.
<br />Surgeons have a fixed price scheme.
<br />They aim to charge the patient about
<br />oft montb's income. They figure that
<br />any person who is in such bad condi-
<br />tion as to be forced to submit to a
<br />surgical operation surely can afford to
<br />give one month's income. They ascer-
<br />tain roughly what a man makes per
<br />month and send in a bill for that
<br />amount The man whose income is
<br />bat $50 a month pays 550. The man
<br />wbo gets $5,000 is asked to pay 55,000
<br />-and generally objects, even though
<br />be should know that his 11fe le worth
<br />as much proportionately as that of hie
<br />poorer fellow. -Chicago Tribune.
<br />THE SHIPS OF TYRE.
<br />Types of These Vessels Still In Use In
<br />the Far East.
<br />Away back, even when Solomon was
<br />king in Israel, the ships of Tyre,
<br />manned by brave Phoenician sailors,
<br />went through the prehistoric canal
<br />where the Sues channel L now and
<br />navigated -from China clear around to
<br />Their ships were the models! far
<br />Greens and Rome and later for Venice,
<br />tbe Spaniards and the Portngneee.
<br />Only the Englishman improved on
<br />ehlpbtdlding, and from him all mod-
<br />ern models have dated.
<br />In the old Try* models the waist of
<br />the ship was low, so the oars could
<br />get good play on the surface of the
<br />ocean, and the sterns were lofty, so u
<br />to give room for stowing cargoes and
<br />to provide dry quarters for the upper
<br />mariners.
<br />As wind power came into use the
<br />waist grew higher and the poop deck
<br />disappeared. Step by step from galley
<br />to caravel, from caravel to frigate, the
<br />British ahlpwrighte improved on the
<br />ships of Tyre.
<br />But In the far east the models have
<br />remained much the same, and the ship
<br />makers of Persia and India bare stuck
<br />to the old Tyrlan models to the pres-
<br />ent day.
<br />Today their high square sterns re-
<br />call the ships of Columbus. The mar-
<br />iners still have to get out of sight of
<br />land and steer by stare and the feel of
<br />the wind on cloudy nights. They sail
<br />around Trinidad and carry pilgrims to
<br />Mecca.
<br />These vessels, on which the queen of
<br />Sheba might have traveled to visit
<br />Solomon, are used by native Hindooa,
<br />Arabs and by the peoples of Indo-
<br />China.
<br />On board the captain, his men, the
<br />cargoes, pilgrims add ebeep, asses and
<br />other live stock live in a proximity
<br />that would stir an American's stomach
<br />to immediate rebellion.- Nashville
<br />American..
<br />A Metaphor With a History.
<br />To "know a hawk from a hernehaw"
<br />is a metaphor with a curious history.
<br />It Is a comparison drawn from falcon-
<br />ry. "Hernshaw" is a corruption of
<br />"beronhaw," or young heron, a bird
<br />which was a common prey of the fal-
<br />cons. To know a hawk from a hern-
<br />shaw is therefore to be able to distin-
<br />guish the falcon from its prey. A fur-
<br />ther colloquial corruption crept into
<br />the phrase, "to know a hawk from a
<br />handsaw," a form used by Hamlet in
<br />one place. Possibly tbe distinction be-
<br />tween a hawk and a hernehaw was
<br />fougd not to be strong enough for the
<br />purposes of the proverb. -Manchester
<br />Guardian.
<br />No Death Penalty.
<br />Barepean countries which inflict no
<br />death penalty, however brutal or pre-
<br />meditated the mime, are Italy, Hol-
<br />land, Norway, Switzerland, P
<br />and Russia, save where the lives
<br />the emperor, the empress or the heir
<br />to the throne are concerned. The an-
<br />ion of Zug, in Swittrerland, imposes
<br />the lowest minimum penalty in the
<br />woefd---three years' 1mprloonment for
<br />willful homicide, the maximum punish -
<br />Mut being imprisonment for life. -
<br />London Chronicle.
<br />The Hard Part.
<br />"How le your ton ptttag on to his
<br />asw position?"
<br />"First rater answered Farmer
<br />Dobbs. "He knows more about the
<br />bustnem sow than his employer does.
<br />All be bas to do now is to eoantsa dila
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