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• <br />THE HASTIN <br />VOL. L. ---NO. 20. <br />HASTINGS. MINN.. SAT <br />DAY. FEBRUARY 8, 1908.. <br />MIOTAHTORNNESLZETTE: SOCIETY, <br />clothes strung from bow to masthead <br />ASKING DAY AFLOAT l no longer be seen, and the boat- <br />swain's mate will forget how to pipe, <br />"Scrub and wash clothes!" <br />When the Sailor Lads In the Navy <br />Turn Laundrymen. <br />A HARD JOB IN BAD WEATHER <br />Each Man, With His Feet and Lege <br />Bare, Scrubs His Own Clothes and <br />Gets Them Ready For Inspection. <br />"Jimmy Legs" and the "Lucky Bag." <br />Have you ever noticed bow clean a <br />well dressed a sailor lad looks wh <br />on shore leave, how white his cloth <br />look when you board the ship on v <br />iting days? But did you ever reall <br />that he was his own washerman? <br />With a shrill blast of his silver wh <br />tle the chief boatswain's mate w <br />pipe, "Scrub and wash clothes!" a <br />every man hurries to hisTucket, ge <br />his soiled clothes, salt water sou <br />draws a bucket of briny orf h <br />ter, as the case may be. and begins h <br />washing. <br />He is generally barefooted at th <br />time, so that he will not wet his sho <br />and stockings. He wears his trouse <br />very bell shaped at the bottom in ord <br />that he may roll them up over t <br />knee. <br />After scrubbing and rubbing h <br />clothes until clean he turns them i <br />side out and with "stops" proceeds <br />get them ready for hanging up. The <br />tops are short pieces of twine, twist <br />red with whipped ends, that hf use <br />n lieu of clothespins. They ire las <br />ened in eyelets placed at the aid <br />earns and bottom of his shirts and th <br />waistband of his trousers. He tur <br />11 his washed clothes inside out <br />revent the right side getting soiled. <br />They are then hung on a line whit <br />ys the Youth's Companion, is ru <br />om the bow to the topmast or uppe <br />op of a fighting mast. The well i <br />ormed man now usually puts his <br />lothes to soak the night before in <br />neket half full of water into whit <br />e has either sprinkled a handful <br />soap powder or a small piece of sa <br />wm <br />water soap. In the orning a littl <br />rubbing and his clothes are clean an <br />ung up, while the "landlubber" has <br />ust begun. <br />When they have been thoroughl <br />dried, the chief boatswain again pipe <br />Scrub and wash clothes!" and ever <br />an rushes for the clothesline t <br />clams- his own. If he fails to secure <br />em within a reasonable time, the <br />aster at arms, or "Jimmy Legs, <br />es them down, and they go into th <br />lucky bag." Then the only recourse <br />e unlucky owner has is to go to th <br />est, or the "stick," as the court on <br />board ship is commonly called, and pe - <br />tion the "first Iuit." or executive oe3 <br />r, to order them released. <br />As a rule, Jimmy Legs, who ha <br />barge of the cleanliness of the decks <br />ways has extra cleaning, painting <br />an <br />nd so forth In mind, and the m <br />whose clothes get into the lucky bag <br />receives so many hours' extra duty as <br />gentle reminder to be more carefu <br />the future. His name goes on Jim <br />y Legs' time book, and when there <br />any extra labor to be performed he <br />called upon to assist <br />This is usually the lot of the "lands <br />an" who bas not been aboard long <br />ough to 'learn the ropes." <br />After they are taken from the line <br />stops are taken Ont and the clothes <br />lied in such a manner that they need <br />ironing. These rolls are then tied <br />each end with the stops and are <br />towed away in the clothes bag. In <br />way all his clothes, both blue and <br />hate, are kept clean, and when Sun - <br />y morning comes and there is gen- <br />re' inspection on the quarter deck he <br />as no fear of being reprimanded for <br />ving on a soiled uniform. <br />The hardest things of a sailor's outfit <br />wash are Its blanket and hammock. <br />e hammock forms part of his equip- <br />ent, but belongs to the ship. He is, <br />Wever, required to keep it clean. <br />Is mattress and blanket are lashed <br />to the hammock and stowed in the <br />Wags or crates provided for that <br />Mose- <br />very day a couple or more men are <br />etailed to stow them away and at <br />ht to break them out It is this <br />dung so mach that gets them fear - <br />14 dirty, especially while a ship is <br />ling. When washing his hammock, <br />sailor lays it fiat on the deck and <br />es a wire brush to get it clean, with <br />assistance of soap and lots of "el - <br />w grease." <br />n visiting a foreign port and before <br />ship has come to anchor It will be <br />rrounded by "bumboats," generally <br />ging out washerwomen, who are <br />ally negresses and who clamor for <br />y work in the laundry line. They <br />good work and charge very little <br />it. They always show their refer - <br />es from the last ship and always <br />nt :: new one to add to thh's already <br />g list <br />is in wet and stormy weather that <br />sailor has his own troubles trying <br />dry his clothes. Round the uptakes <br />the smokestack there is a drying <br />m in which clothes may be bang' <br />as they grow yellowish when hung <br />e often this room is used as little <br />possible. In the newer men-of-war <br />re are installed washing and drying <br />chines which greatly facilitate the <br />ndry work, making it inexcusable <br />a sailor to have soiled clothes. <br />is machine, which dries clothes by <br />trifugal motion, does the work rap - <br />and well. <br />hese machines, which are being <br />added to all the new ships, will in <br />time do away with all band work. The <br />old familiar sight of a loaf tine of <br />a <br />R <br />a <br />P <br />u <br />1r <br />b <br />h <br />h <br />J <br />•m <br />th <br />m <br />ti <br />th <br />m <br />ti <br />fee <br />c <br />al <br />a <br />a <br />in <br />m <br />is <br />is <br />m <br />en <br />the <br />ro <br />no <br />at <br />st <br />w <br />da <br />ha <br />to <br />Th <br />m <br />ho <br />H <br />in <br />ne <br />• <br />Pa <br />d <br />han <br />fn <br />ca <br />a <br />ns <br />the <br />bo <br />the <br />SU <br />bran <br />usu <br />an <br />do <br />for <br />enc <br />wa <br />Ion <br />It <br />the <br />to <br />of <br />roo <br />but <br />the, <br />*5 <br />the <br />oma <br />lau <br />'or <br />Th <br />cen <br />idly <br />T <br />LAWS OF WAR. <br />The Code That Governs Hostilities Be- <br />tween Civilized Nations. <br />The "laws of war" as at present for- <br />mulated by the civilised nations forbid <br />the use of poison against the enemy; <br />murder by treachery, as, for example, <br />assuming the uniform or displaying <br />the flag of a foe; the murder of those <br />who have surrendered, whether upon <br />conditions or at discretion; declara- <br />tions that no quarter will be given to <br />an enemy; the use of such arms or <br />projectiles as will cause unnecessary <br />pain or suffering to an enemy; the <br />abuse of a flag of truce to gain infor- <br />mation concerning an enemy's poll• <br />tions; all unnecessary destruction of <br />property, whether public or private. <br />They also declare that only fortified <br />places shall be besieged, open cities of <br />villages not to be subject to- siege of <br />bombardment; that public bulldings of <br />whatever character, whether belonging <br />to church or state, shall be spared; <br />that plundering by private soldiers or <br />their officers shall be considered Mad <br />missible; that prisoners shall be treat. <br />ed with common humanity; that the <br />personal effects and private property <br />of prisoners, excepting their arms and <br />ammunition, shall be respected; that <br />the population of an enemy's country <br />shall be considered exempt from par <br />ticipation in the war unless by hostile <br />acts they provoke the 111 will of thf <br />enemy. <br />Personal and family honor and the <br />religions convictions of an invaded <br />people must be respected by the In <br />'ceders and all pillage by regular troops <br />or their followers strictly forbidden. <br />GOT HIS OMELET. <br />Why One Man Ceased Trying to C., <br />Funny With Waiters. <br />"I've never tried to be funny with a <br />waiter," the traveler was saying. <br />'since the time when I had a little ex- <br />perience with one in California. It was <br />several years ago, and I was rather <br />'fresh.' I stepped into a restaurant <br />one morning and ordered an omelet. <br />What kind?' asked the waiter. <br />"'Why, are there more kinds than <br />one? I said. <br />"'Oh, yes, sir,' he answered me; <br />'there are severaL' <br />"'Well, bring me an oetricb egg ome- <br />let' <br />"'All right sir,' be said, 'but you'll <br />have to wait quite awhile. It takes a <br />long time to make an ostrich egg ome- <br />let' <br />"I told him I had plenty of time. He <br />went away and was gore fully an <br />hour. Then he came back twith a big <br />covered dish. <br />"'There yon are, sir,' he said, plac- <br />ing it before me and uncovering it. <br />"Well, It was an omelet, all right. <br />and big enough for half a dozen men. <br />Whether there was an ostrich farm In <br />the neighborhood and he got a real <br />ostrich egg or whether he made it <br />from a couple of dozen hens' eggs 1 <br />don't know, but I distinctly remerntwt <br />that it cost me $2 -and I learned e <br />valuable lesson." -Youth's Companion <br />An Old Joke. <br />lfy Lord Craven, in King Janie: <br />First's Reign, was very desirous to <br />eee Ben Jonson, which being told to <br />Ben, he went to my Lord's House: but <br />being in a very tatter'd Condition, n' <br />Poeta sometimes are. the Porter re <br />fue'd him Admittance, with some <br />saucy Language, which the other d1,; <br />not fail to return. My Lord. hap;:eu- <br />ing to come out while they were wren <br />Sling, asked the occasion of It. Ken <br />who stood in need of no -body to rpe.►t• <br />for him, said, he understood his Lord <br />ship desired to see him; you. friend <br />said my Lord, who are yon? Ben Jon <br />eon, reply'd the other. No. no, groti <br />my Lord, you cannot be Ben Jonson <br />who wrote the Silent Woman. you look <br />as if you could not say Bo to a Goose <br />Bo, cry'd Ben. Very well. said my Lord. <br />who was better pleas'd at the Joke <br />than offended at the Affront, 1 am now <br />convinced by your Wit, you are Ben <br />Jonson. -"Joe Miller's Jest Book," 1739. <br />A Wide Distinction. <br />Barney Malloy and Mike Calrey were <br />shingling a roof. 'Barney," Mike ask- <br />ed, removing a bunch of shingle nails <br />from his mouth and settling back com- <br />fortably, "what is the difference be- <br />tween satisfied and content?, <br />"The difference? Sure, there's none," <br />answered Barney. "If you're satisfied, <br />you're content, and if you're content <br />you're satisfied." <br />"That was my opinion, too, Barney, <br />me boy, up to now, but it struck me <br />sadden -like as I put that last nail In <br />that I am satisfied, all right, that Molly <br />Calrey 11 my wife, but I am darned <br />sun I em not content!" <br />Hatless. <br />An English hostess was entertaining <br />about 300 people at a reception and <br />bad provided only about seventy-five <br />seats. In despair she said to a com- <br />patriot: "Oh. I am so distressed! Not <br />�ourthe of these people can sit <br />"Bless my soul, madam!" he ex- <br />claimed. "What's the matter with <br />them?" <br />Good For an Appetite. <br />"Yon must have a good appetite," re- <br />marked the tbtn man enviously. <br />"What do you take for itr <br />"In all my experience," replied the <br />plump one, "I have found nothing more <br />suitable than food" - Philadelphia <br />Press. <br />Used by <br />MI!liorui <br />aIume <br />Baking <br />Powder <br />goo:Az:044y.= <br />DESIRE OF DISTINCTION. <br />.' saint Illustration of a Peculiar <br />Phase of Human Nature. <br />1n "Doc Gordon," by Mary E. WU- <br />kins-Freeman, is a quaint tlloatration <br />of a peculiar phase of human nature. <br />It develops with the visits of the two <br />doctors to their poorer patients: <br />James drove ail the morning with <br />Dr. Gordon about the New Jersey <br />country. The country people were <br />either saturnine with an odd ehynesa, <br />which had something almost hostile in <br />it, or they were effusively hospitable. <br />forcing apple jack upon the two doc- <br />tors. James was much struck by the <br />curious unconcern shown by the rela- <br />tives of the patients and even by the <br />patients themselves. In only one case, <br />that of a child suffering from a bad <br />case of measles, was much luterest <br />evinced. The majority of the patients <br />were the very old and middle aged, <br />and they discussed and heard discussed <br />their symptoms with much the same <br />attitude as they might have discussed <br />the mechanism of a wooden doll. If <br />any emotion was shown, ft was that <br />of a singular inverted pride. "1 had a <br />terrible night, doctor," said one old <br />woman, and a smirk of self conceit <br />was over her ancient face. "Yes, moth. <br />er did have an awful night," said her <br />married daughter, with a trlumpbant <br />expression. Even the children cluster- <br />ing about the doctor looked uncon• <br />eciously proud because their old grand- <br />mother had had an awful night The <br />call of the two doctors at the house <br />was positively hilarious. Quantities of <br />old apple jack were forced upon them. <br />The old roman in the adjoining bed- <br />room, although she was evidently suf- <br />fering, kept calling out a feeble joke is <br />her cackling old voice, <br />"Those people seem positively elated <br />because that old soul is sick," said <br />James when he and the doctor were <br />again in the buggy. <br />"They are," said Dr. Gordon; "even <br />the old woman herself, who knows well <br />enough that she has not long to live. <br />Did you ever think that the desire of <br />distinction was one of the mos per- <br />haps the most, intense purely e$ritual <br />emotion of the human soul? Look at <br />the wfy these people live here, grub- <br />bing away at the soil like ants. The <br />most of them have in their lives just <br />three\ ways of attracting notice, the <br />momentary consideration of their kind <br />-birth, marriage, sickness and death. <br />With the first they are hardly actively <br />concerned; even with the second many <br />have nothing to do. There are more <br />women than men, as usual, and. al- <br />though the women want to marry, all <br />the men do not. There remains only <br />sickness and death for a standby, so to <br />speak. If one of them is really sick <br />and dies, the people are aroused to <br />take notice. The sick person and the <br />corpse have a certain state and dignity <br />which they have never attained before. <br />Why, bless you, man, i have one pa- <br />tient, a middle aged woman, who has <br />been laid up for years with rheuma- <br />tism, and she is fatglY vainglorious, and <br />so is her mother. Ilse brags of her in-` <br />valid daughter. It she had been mere- <br />ly an old maid on ber bands, she would <br />have been ashamed of her, and tbe wo- <br />man herself wouln have been sour and <br />discontented. But she has fairly mar- <br />ried rheumatism. It bas been to her as <br />a husband and children. I tell you, <br />young mac, one has to have his little <br />footstool of elevation among his fel- <br />lows, even if It is a mighty queer one, <br />or he loses his self respect, and self <br />respect is the best jewel we have." <br />Much Wanted. <br />The following advertisement, quoted <br />from a Boston paper of a date early In <br />the nineteenth century by Mr. 'Anson <br />in "The Stranger In America," shows <br />that the domestic problem is not one <br />of modern manufacture. But what <br />mistress of today would dare to !im- <br />pose such conditions On the hindrance <br />in the kitchen? <br />Much Wanted: A neat, well behaved <br />female to do kitchen work in a small <br />family in Charlestown, near Boston. <br />She may pray and sing hymns, but <br />not over the dishkettie. She may go <br />to meeting, but not belong to the con- <br />gregation of midnight worshipers. <br />Inquire at Repertory oMee, near Bos - <br />'ton. <br />A Natural Fortress. <br />In the northern part of Madagascar <br />is the most remarkable natural fortress <br />in the world. It is occupied by a wild <br />tribe who call themselves the People of <br />the Rocks. The fortress is a lofty and <br />precipitous rock of enormous 8120,1.000 <br />feet high and eight square miles 1a <br />area. Its sides are so steep that 1t <br />cannot be climbed without artificial <br />means. Within it is hollow, and the <br />only entrance is by a subterranean <br />passage. -St James' Gazette, <br />{ That's What Hurt.1 <br />'1 don't like that there Mrs. 'dwell - <br />man at all," said Mrs. Nuritcd <br />"Wel, you ain't got to take no tae <br />tics of her," replied Mr. Nurlteb. <br />"But the trouble 1. she don't take so ( int bIIDNlt doth a mats work e*D <br />mike o' 02e."-PhUa4Nrlds y may evO tar saotbatr.-$slot <br />DID LEE EXPECT DEFEAT? <br />the General's Sisificant Statement <br />After 8ai Cruet. <br />My last official in rue with Gen- <br />eral Lee was ors retreat. I was <br />sent to him with 't.. trwu Pres- <br />ident Davis and - + -, :him near mid- <br />night of April 0 near Rice's station. <br />approached without being challenged <br />by a single sentinel and found him <br />standing near a smoldering fire with <br />one of his hands resting ou au am <br />bulance wheel. He was dictating some <br />order to Colonel Meatball, who sat In <br />the ambulance with a lap desk recely <br />tag his dictation. Aa General Lee <br />spoke he gazed Into the bed of coals <br />as If weighing every word. There was <br />no staff or escort about, so far as 1 <br />could- see. Touching Sailors Creek, be <br />spoke bitterly and said In answer to <br />Mr. Davis' desire to know his propoeed <br />line of retreat that It was beyond his <br />control; that he had Intended to re- <br />treat by the line of the Danville road, <br />but bad been forced off that route by <br />the arrival of Sheridan ahead of him <br />at Burkville; that be was then follow- <br />ing the line of the Southside road to <br />Lynchburg. but the enemy was .out- <br />marcbiug him and might force him off; <br />that his movements were dependent <br />on the development, of each hour, and <br />then he added: "How can 1 tell? A <br />few more Sailors Creeks and it will all <br />be over -just wberel thought it would <br />end from the beginning." When 1 first <br />published thfs'etatSment its truthful <br />seas was quesUonjd. F or.unately 1 <br />afterward saw two of his staff, both <br />of whom said iltejk had heard him ex- <br />press himself in t*sante way. There <br />may have bee� times when General <br />Lee, elated �y dome of his surprising <br />successes, fe topeful about the tri- <br />umph of our cause. From the proba- <br />bilities based on nuntiters and resources <br />his judgment may have been warped <br />away now and then by the feeling be <br />expressed when, after Second Marina- <br />ting, Sharpsburg, Frederlrkahurg and <br />Chancellorsville, he said, "No general <br />ever commanded such troops as those <br />under me." But his mind was too <br />mathematical in Its workings, and nil <br />its calculations were too habitually <br />based upon what could he done with <br />a given number of men and a certain <br />amount of material to make him forget <br />the vast disparity betwecn,the contest- <br />ants or hope for ultimate triumph. - <br />John S. Wise In Circle Magazine <br />A WITTY JUDGE. <br />Mie C.eoteelews- -an gq idseee--eF <br />Ditto and True. <br />The late Hon. Noahh Davis, well <br />known throughout the country as the <br />judge who tried and sentenced Boss <br />Tweed, was justly celebrated in many <br />ways. He was of that type of jurist <br />for which western New York was <br />famed durtng the half century follow- <br />ing 1850. Orleans county is proud of <br />him as one of ber noblest and most dis- <br />tinguished sons. Ile was slightly <br />above medium height, full habited, <br />large head, fine, clean cut face -indeed, <br />a striking figure in any community. He <br />was a well read lawyer, an honest, <br />fair minded judge, with a keen sense <br />of humor and withal something of a <br />writer and poet The following lines <br />from his pen, written on the spur of <br />the moment and in the midst of a trial, <br />Illustrate the alertness and quality of <br />his mind. They are perhaps the best <br />play upon words of which we have any <br />record in the English language. <br />It was at the Niagara circuit in the <br />early seventies. Judge Davis presided. <br />An action 1n ejectment was called. <br />The dispute was over a party wall or <br />a division line. It was purely a ques- <br />tion for the civil engineer. The divt- <br />alon line established and the case was <br />won. The defendant's attorney, realis- <br />ing this, called as expert witnesses the <br />Hon. John A. Ditto. city engineer of <br />Buffalo, and the Hon. A. R. True, the <br />engineer who constructed the canti- <br />lever bridge over Niagara river at the <br />falls. They were two of the most emi- <br />nent civil engineers In the state, They <br />made a survey of the premises and es- <br />tablished the division line as contended <br />for by the defendant and when called <br />to the witness stand so testified, giving <br />monuments, courses and distances with <br />sacs minute exactness that they could <br />not be successfully controverted. The <br />moment True` who followed Ditto as A► <br />witness, left the stand, Judge Davis <br />wrote these ilnes and parsed them to <br />the clerk to band to plaintiff's counsel: <br />f Mhos True swears ditto to Ditto, <br />And Ditto swears ditto to True, <br />If True be true and Ditto be ditto, <br />I think they're too many for you. <br />-Daniel H. McMillan in Buffalo Truth, <br />Man end His Sweet Teeth. <br />"If you want to have that tradition <br />upset aboat women, only having a <br />sweet tooth," remarked the stenogra- <br />pher who works downtown, 'just go <br />into a quick lunch room occasionally <br />and watch the men who drink coffee <br />sr chocolate with their midday meals. <br />I give you my word I have seen not <br />one, but many men, put six lumps of <br />saw into their one cup of coffee or <br />chocolate and tiles at apple pie that <br />is fairly covered with powdered sugar." <br />...New York Press. <br />Makes a Qlifersner. <br />A girl who used to make all sorb of <br />fun of those who were poor spellers <br />is now receiving three fat letters a <br />week from a man who can't spell cor- <br />seetly mon than forty worts alto- <br />g ether. But he has a big, nips haus* <br />and money in the bank -and that spells <br />comet ing to her. - Howard (Kan.) <br />I.� <br />S1 per Tear Io Adeline*. <br />b per Tsar if not is Ade'acee, <br />Absolutely <br />Pare <br />a chief • • <br />ingredient of <br />•i (r <br />4* WIPP <br />44 /KO <br />♦ `' (.01 <br />Grapes, <br />..) <br />!' ., <br />healthful r *;� <br />From <br />to <br />of fruits, comes the <br />ROYALLAKA <br />• <br />GPO <br />4 <br />The only baiting powder <br />made from Royal <br />Grape Cream <br />of Tartar <br />Cats a Gals merellosfibs aim <br />a pite¢sb d hoe perdue. boa with <br />Royal yes are we d pan, hesldJcl food, <br />THE DRAGON FLY. <br />$Insularly Adapted to Its Life of <br />Aerial Piracy. <br />No one could fall to be struck with <br />the singularly perfect adaptation of the <br />dragon fiy's structure to a life of aerial <br />piracy. The tour wings are large and <br />in proportion to their weight enormous- <br />ly strong. Each is supported by a won- <br />derfully arranged network of slender <br />ribs, which give the necessary rigidity <br />to the thin, transparent membrane <br />forming Its basis. The miracles by <br />which the wings are moved are mass- <br />ive <br />asalve and powerful and are so arranged <br />among themselves that the animal is <br />aJabteg stettris4 its coarse with an <br />r anrifng a ra *Etch any bird <br />might envy. In this power it is largely <br />aided by a marvelous keenness of <br />sight, for In addition to the two great, <br />gorgeously colored compound eyes <br />which make up so much of the bead <br />the Insect possesses three smaller "sim- <br />ple" eyes, making five eyes in all. The <br />prey when overtaken 1s seized and de- <br />voured by means of powerful, sharply <br />toothed jaws. <br />An animal which lives such an ac- <br />tive life naturally requires a very per- <br />fect breathing apparatus, and this is <br />amply provided by a system of holes <br />on the sides of the body which open <br />into an elaborate network of air tubes, <br />supplying every part of the system. <br />The air in these tubes is constantly <br />renewed by the regular compression <br />and dilatation of the body by special <br />muscles, -Chambers' Journal <br />HIBERNATION. <br />New and Why Some Animals Exist All <br />Winter Without Food, <br />The philosophy or nature of hiber <br />nation and why and how it is that the <br />hibernating creatures can go so long <br />without food are interesting studies. <br />In the first place, the creature in or <br />der to enable It to sustain life through <br />out the long winter during which 11 <br />hibernates 1s endowed with the capac- <br />ity of accumulating within its body a <br />large quantity of fat This fat Is to the <br />animal what a well stocked coal cellar <br />L to a fire, and until the whole of 11 <br />has been consumed the tissue of the <br />body proper remains untouched. It <br />has been ascertained that animals can <br />endure the waste of tissue until it <br />amounts to 40 per cent of their normal <br />weight Should the weight be reduced <br />beyond that point the result is death. <br />But nature comes to the rescue of the <br />hibernating creatures In another way <br />When the hibernation begins, respira- <br />tion and digestion almost cease (!n <br />some cases they cease absolutely), and <br />the circulation is only Net active <br />enough to sustain life. As a conse- <br />quence of this the wear and tear L re- <br />duced to the minimum, and the cra- <br />tore is enabled to pull through. -New <br />York American. <br />Thrift. <br />They is an old fashioned weed that <br />ought to come into use again -thrift, <br />There are a distressing number of <br />shiftless people in the world, and, <br />while we ehall call no names, we hope <br />every reader will pause at this para- <br />graph and think seriously of thrift and <br />shlftlersnebs.-Atchison Globe. <br />The Changed View. <br />Every man taker care that his neigh- <br />bor does not cheat him. But a day <br />comer when he begins to care that be <br />does not cheat his neighbor. Tben all <br />one well. He bu changed his market <br />wart into a chariot of the sun.-Emer- <br />ran- <br />A Little M11. <br />Cassidy -Ah, well, no wan kin pre- <br />tint <br />revtnt v'at's put an' gone, Casey -Ye <br />Gould if ye only acted quick enough. <br />Cassidy -Go 'long, meal Hew eoaid <br />7*?? Oasey-'Atop 1k before ft happens. <br />FINE PRINTS. <br />Cary With Which They Are Treated <br />by Amateurs and Collectors. <br />How careful collectors and amateurs <br />of fine engravings are of their treas- <br />eree is illustrated by a written agree - <br />meat that a local firm of dealers in <br />such things had t,r sign recently when <br />they wanted to borrow several particu- <br />larly rare engravings for an exhibition <br />they were to have in their galleries. <br />The owner of the prints insisted that <br />from the time the box in which the <br />prints were sent to the dealers was <br />opened in the shop no hands but those <br />of the junior partner of the firm were <br />to touch them. The owner stipulated' <br />expressly that tbe member of the firm <br />was to take them out of the box, frame', <br />them himpelf, hang them on the walk <br />and when the show was over follow <br />the prints back through these varions <br />stages until a porter wu ready tc <br />screw the cover of the packing box on <br />again. The prints 'were so rare and <br />fine that the junior partner cheerfully <br />agreed to all of these conditions tot <br />the sake of showing the engravings. <br />That the prints were extremely rare <br />may be appreciated from the fact that <br />before two of them in particular came <br />into the private collector's possession <br />he nlede a special journey to Stuttgart <br />Germany, to see them, and when be <br />looked at them he left an open order it <br />a dealer in that city to buy them, nc <br />matter what they coat. He got them <br />but he paid the highest pries ever <br />known for sues engravings to bring. - <br />New York Press. . <br />CRANKY METAL <br />Moods and Mystery That Are Em- <br />bodied In a Piece of Steel. <br />A cutlery company will make a bun <br />dred razors from the same piece of <br />steel by the same process, and part of <br />the razors will be good and part of <br />them bad. It may be fifty of one kind <br />or seventy-five or twenty -five --nobody <br />knows. The maker doesn't know; the <br />buyer doesn't know. Barbers say that <br />even the price doesn't seem to make <br />much difference. You may get a good <br />razor for a quarter or a bad one for $5. <br />And the same razor will get a contrary <br />edge today, so that you can hardly <br />shave with it, and tomorrow, without <br />additional sharpening, it will work like <br />a charm. <br />One tap will go on a bolt easily and <br />stay there. Another tap will hardly go <br />on at a11. A third may be screwed on <br />tight and snug and yet keep coming <br />off in spite of all that can be done. <br />Sometimes men that work with ma- <br />chines have a premonition of coming <br />disaster, as do the men that sail on the <br />seas or thread the winding paths of <br />the big woods. Nature as well as <br />pieces of mechanism seems able to com- <br />municate to man why they an In a <br />calamitous and threatening mood. - <br />Chicago Tribune. <br />Leather From Whale Skins, <br />The British consul at Chicago has <br />wade a report to his government eon - <br />earning the whaling industry carried <br />en by Newfoundland Ashermen. They <br />have been attempting jo make whale <br />leather a commercial product and are <br />said to be meeting with some success. <br />The average whale hide coven a sur- <br />taco <br />urtaco of about 1,500 square feet A <br />square foot of the bide weighs from <br />two to five ounces and is priced as <br />idgh as 50 cents. The leather la very <br />tough and is said to have great wear- <br />ing <br />earing qualities and may tberfors be <br />adapted to the covering of furnituea, <br />buggy tope and seats and also auto- <br />mobile uses. It Is also claimed that it <br />can be used for boots and shoes. <br />Leather made from the intestines of <br />the whale resembles kid and 1s very <br />Thin and tough. It will bb collar <br />noddy sad to to be Moroi t0 Sops <br />- SURGEONS' CHARGES. <br />Method by Which, It Is Said, the Fees <br />Are Regulated, • <br />Frequently laymen who have had oc- <br />casion to nettle the bills of surgeons <br />upon whom they bare called In ex- <br />tremities to use the knife are heard <br />to complain against what they call <br />"the exorbitant charges of surgeon." <br />A skilled surgeon may charge $250 <br />for a simple appendicitis operation. <br />The patient, who never thinks of com- <br />plaining until he is convalescent, ob- <br />jects oftentimes to paying the bill. <br />He says, "It is outrageous for a sur- <br />geon to charge 5250 for half an hour's <br />work." <br />The question of surgeons' tees often <br />pussies a patient. He knows of one <br />man upon whom a surgeon of wide <br />esputatl:on has operated and charged <br />only $75. He may know of another <br />who has paid $1,000 for the same op- <br />aatlon. He cannot figure it out. <br />Yet surgeons of known ability and <br />national, perhaps international, fame <br />have a general plan In charging for <br />operations. Tbeir prices range from <br />nothing to (.5,000. They will operate <br />without any question of willingness or <br />ability to pay in any case where the <br />situation is imperative. Afterward <br />tbey will present the bill. The general <br />public does not understand how a sur - <br />goon will charge one man $50, another <br />5250 and another *5,000. <br />Surgeons have a fixed price scheme. <br />They aim to charge the patient about <br />oft montb's income. They figure that <br />any person who is in such bad condi- <br />tion as to be forced to submit to a <br />surgical operation surely can afford to <br />give one month's income. They ascer- <br />tain roughly what a man makes per <br />month and send in a bill for that <br />amount The man whose income is <br />bat $50 a month pays 550. The man <br />wbo gets $5,000 is asked to pay 55,000 <br />-and generally objects, even though <br />be should know that his 11fe le worth <br />as much proportionately as that of hie <br />poorer fellow. -Chicago Tribune. <br />THE SHIPS OF TYRE. <br />Types of These Vessels Still In Use In <br />the Far East. <br />Away back, even when Solomon was <br />king in Israel, the ships of Tyre, <br />manned by brave Phoenician sailors, <br />went through the prehistoric canal <br />where the Sues channel L now and <br />navigated -from China clear around to <br />Their ships were the models! far <br />Greens and Rome and later for Venice, <br />tbe Spaniards and the Portngneee. <br />Only the Englishman improved on <br />ehlpbtdlding, and from him all mod- <br />ern models have dated. <br />In the old Try* models the waist of <br />the ship was low, so the oars could <br />get good play on the surface of the <br />ocean, and the sterns were lofty, so u <br />to give room for stowing cargoes and <br />to provide dry quarters for the upper <br />mariners. <br />As wind power came into use the <br />waist grew higher and the poop deck <br />disappeared. Step by step from galley <br />to caravel, from caravel to frigate, the <br />British ahlpwrighte improved on the <br />ships of Tyre. <br />But In the far east the models have <br />remained much the same, and the ship <br />makers of Persia and India bare stuck <br />to the old Tyrlan models to the pres- <br />ent day. <br />Today their high square sterns re- <br />call the ships of Columbus. The mar- <br />iners still have to get out of sight of <br />land and steer by stare and the feel of <br />the wind on cloudy nights. They sail <br />around Trinidad and carry pilgrims to <br />Mecca. <br />These vessels, on which the queen of <br />Sheba might have traveled to visit <br />Solomon, are used by native Hindooa, <br />Arabs and by the peoples of Indo- <br />China. <br />On board the captain, his men, the <br />cargoes, pilgrims add ebeep, asses and <br />other live stock live in a proximity <br />that would stir an American's stomach <br />to immediate rebellion.- Nashville <br />American.. <br />A Metaphor With a History. <br />To "know a hawk from a hernehaw" <br />is a metaphor with a curious history. <br />It Is a comparison drawn from falcon- <br />ry. "Hernshaw" is a corruption of <br />"beronhaw," or young heron, a bird <br />which was a common prey of the fal- <br />cons. To know a hawk from a hern- <br />shaw is therefore to be able to distin- <br />guish the falcon from its prey. A fur- <br />ther colloquial corruption crept into <br />the phrase, "to know a hawk from a <br />handsaw," a form used by Hamlet in <br />one place. Possibly tbe distinction be- <br />tween a hawk and a hernehaw was <br />fougd not to be strong enough for the <br />purposes of the proverb. -Manchester <br />Guardian. <br />No Death Penalty. <br />Barepean countries which inflict no <br />death penalty, however brutal or pre- <br />meditated the mime, are Italy, Hol- <br />land, Norway, Switzerland, P <br />and Russia, save where the lives <br />the emperor, the empress or the heir <br />to the throne are concerned. The an- <br />ion of Zug, in Swittrerland, imposes <br />the lowest minimum penalty in the <br />woefd---three years' 1mprloonment for <br />willful homicide, the maximum punish - <br />Mut being imprisonment for life. - <br />London Chronicle. <br />The Hard Part. <br />"How le your ton ptttag on to his <br />asw position?" <br />"First rater answered Farmer <br />Dobbs. "He knows more about the <br />bustnem sow than his employer does. <br />All be bas to do now is to eoantsa dila <br />-Laden <br />4 <br />oaf <br />