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THE ASTIN AZETTE VOL. L. --.No. 27. HASTINGS. KINN.. 8 4TBDAY. MARCH 28, 1908, A CELEBRATED VOAL' l e di g payed Ila leatdin h aldana and chemists Story of the Fortsas Catalogue and Its Author. CLEVER AND BRAZEN FRAUD. This Ingenious Publication Completely Fooled the Savants and Bibliophiles of Europe and Was the Literary Sen- sation of Its Day. When P. T. Barnum cynically re- marked that the American people loved to be fooled be might just as well have left out the adjective, for that Americans are much more gulli- ble than natives of other lands can very readily be called into question by anybody at ail familiar with the his- s tory of hoaxdom. I suppose that for pure effrontery and ingenious brazen- ness the Fortsas Catalogue stands Iu the front rank of deception. Yet this pamphlet was foisted not upon the American public, but upon the savants and bibliophiles of Europe–men skill- ed in the art of books and in the detec- tion of forgery. So cleverly was this fraud conceived and executed that It deserves to stand in the front rank of any consideration, however brief, of clever deceptions. The Fortsas Catalogue was publish- ed in 1840–a stnall book purporting to be the catalogue of the private library of a certain Count J. N. A. de Fortsas of Binche, in Belgium. Although the book consisted of but fourteen pages and listed only fifty-two titles, It stirred up a veritable teapot tempest among the wise heads. The reason was not far to seek–not one of the books mentioned In the catalogue was to be found In any other library or publisher's list! They were all abso- lutely "sole surviving" copies of in- tensely interesting works. In the words of the catalogue itself, "the count pitilessly expelled `from his shelves books for which he had paid their weight in gold–as soon as he learned that a work up to that time unknown had been mentioned in any catalogue." Each new research of learned investigators into the book lore of antiquity, it was claimed, "had thinned still further the already dec- imated ranks of the count's sacred battalion." Weary of his tremendous and self .. imposed task of collecting only unique specimens, the count was stated to have died on Sept 1, 1839, and his library was now offered for sale. Apparently the fraudulent char- acter of such master foolery was quite patent Yet the high brows "bit" en- thusiastically, and there resulted one of the most amusing incidents of the decade. For instantly the learned book lovers were up In arms, each trying to outdo bis rival and secure for himself the most precious of the treasures at the sale which was advertised. Orders poured in from all ovet Europe on the behalf of scholarly societies, libraries, royal families and literary epicures. One bookseller came all the way from Amsterdam just to see No. 75, the } ,"Corpus Juris Ciente." The. Princess de Ligne "for the honor of her fami- ly" ordered No. 48 at any price to sup- press It on account of certain discred- itable family episodes It was supposed. to contain. Many other prominent per- sons and institutions clamored for a chance at the collection. "Men re- membered having seen books that neve er existed." says William Shepard. "The foreman in Casteman's printing office at Tourney had distinct recollec- tions of a bogus volume credited to his per." Unfortunately the advertised sale never came off. On the 9th of An - gust, the day before it was to have be- gun, the Brussels papers announced that the town of Binche had determin- ed to keep the collection intact by pur- chasing it with public funds. The amusing part of this statement was that Binche was a most Insignificant village, quite unable to purchase much of anything, let alone a universally de- sired library. Still, even that state- ment was believed. The truth eventually transpired that the Count de Fortsas, his miraculous library and the catalogue were all the creations of an ingenious fellow named Rene Chalons, living in Belgium. His catalogue begot a rather extensive ilt- erature of Its own, which has since been collected and published under the title "Documents et Particularites His- toriques sur le Comte de Fortsas." A copy of the original catalogue now rests in the Congressional library at Washington. – Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. t A Surprise For St. Kilda. The inhab11tants of the lonely Isle of St. Kilda were astonished one winter some years ago at the appearance of a great blood red, conical object floating on the wild Atlantic billows to the westward of the isle. With much diffi- culty the derelict was brougbt to shore, and as the St. Kildans bad never be- fore seen such a queer looking thing, and could make no guess as to its par- . pose or place in the scale of created tbings they indulged in wild visions of its valuable nature. But when the factor came across on his yearly visit from the neighboring but distant is- land of Great Britain be identified it as a great iron buoy which, it subse- quently appeared, had broken away from its moorings in New York harbor Sheridan on being asked how and drifted in the gulf stream across came to tail Gibbon "luminous," the Atlantic. It had taken two yeah in the Passage. e�vered, "I said 'vo•lnmlaoua'" FIVE CALUMET BAK1NG POWDER has obtained the confidence of the public. 1. It complies with the Pure Food Laws of all states. 2. It is the only high-grade Powder sold at a moderate pre 3. It is not made by a Baking Powder Trust. t. Food prepared with it is free from Rochelle Salts or Alam. 5. It is the strongest Baking Powder on the market. 11,000.00 given for any substance Injurlousto health found In Calumet Calumet is so carefully and scientifically prepared that the neutralization of the ingredients is absolutely perfect. There- fore Calumet leaves no Rochelle Salta or Alum in the food. It is chemteally correct. All Grocers are Atthorlred to Guarantee this eatumet B eking Powder costs little. Costs, a little more than t`.- . wap, Injurious w powders noon the n; , but Its a big saving ovct ...c trust powders. Try Calumet lea FESTIVAL. OF THE DEAD. Eskimos Provide Food and Clothes For Returning Ghosts. The natives of the Yukon river region hold a festival of the dead every year shortly before Christmas and a greater festival at intervals of several years. At these seasons food, drink and clothes are provided for the returning ghosts In the clubhouse of the village, which Is Illuminated for the occasion with oil lamps. Every man or woman who wishes to honor a dead friend sets up a lamp on a stand in front of the place which the dead one used to oc- cupy in the clubhouse. These lamps, filled with seal oil, are kept burning day and night until the festival is over. They are believed to light the shades on their return to their old home and back again to the land of the dead. If any one fails to put up a lamp in the clubhouse and to keep it burning. the shade whom he or she desires to honor could not find its way to the place and so would miss the feast. When a per- son has been much disliked his ghost Is sometimes purposely Ignored, and that is deemed the severefit punishment that could -be inflicted upon him. After the songs of invitation to the dead have been sung the givers of the feast take a small portion of food from every dish and cast it down as an offering to the shades. Then each pours a little wa- ter on the floor so that it rune through the cracks. In this way tbey believed the spiritual essence of all the food and water is conveyed to the souls. Witt songs and dances the feast comes to an end and the ghosts re dismissed to their own -place. The dancers dance, not only in the clubhouse, but also at the graves and on the ice if the dead met their deaths by drowning. On the eve of 4he festival the nearest male relative goes to the grave and sum- mons the ghost by planting there a small model of a seal spear or of a wooden dish, according as the dead was a man or a woman. The totems of the dead are marked on these imple- ments. The dead who have none to make offerings to them are believed to suffer great destitution; hence the El s! kimos fear to die without leaving be- hind them some one who will sacrifice , to their spirit, and childless people generally adopt children lest their shades be forgotten at the festivals.– New York Tribune. A QUEER TREE The Tumbo Is a Monstrosity of the African Desert. The mature tumbo is a tree with a trunk about two feet long, shaped much like an inverted cone. Almost all the trunk is below the surface of the ground, the visible part rarely exceed- ing a few inctles. But the remarkable feature of the stem Is that it is often fourteen feet in circumference and be- comes more or less a two lobed image. The stem looks more like a great mass of "the burned crust of a loaf of bread," to quote Dr. Weiwltsch's letter, than the trunk of a tree. The under- ground portion becomes greatly elou- gated, and its continuation is the top root of the plant. This goes down sev- eral feet in its effort to get the few drops of water that the arid conditions of the country permit. There are never more than two leaves after the seed leaves drop off, and very curious leaves they are. Start- ing from a groove on opposite sides of the depressed mass, they stand straight out on both sides of the plant. They are often six feet long and two feet wide and usually split Into ribbons that undulate over the ground in a way strikingly suggestive of the tentacles of an octopus. With its great ugly body and its tentacle-like leaves it is no wonder that it has been the most re- markable plant novelty of the last cen- tury. The flowers are borne In scarlet cones on a cymose inflorescence com- ing from the crown of the trunk. Tumboa batnesil belongs to the joint fir family, or gnetaceae, and is known only from Portuguese West Africa to Damaraland. This is a region that seldom gets any rain, and desert condi- tions prevail almost completely, except for the sea fogs. The tumbo is thus a desert plant par excellence, and it is only by a close approximation of these very arid conditions that we can cul- tivate It.–New York Botanic Garden. we an - 1 :.a end t'se Lips. The t.o.r .u: 1st a of smoking pipes has a pen:ei•.i:Se e..ect upon the face. The pressure of the Ilpe to bold tbe pipe in its t.iou luereuses the curva- ture of the lips round the stem, and the muscles become more rigid bets than in other parts. Thus the lips at a certain point become stronger, and the pipe is unconsciously held in the same habitual position. Atter long continu- ation of the habit small circular wrin- kies form parallel with the curvature of the lips around the stem. These are crossed by finer lines caused by tbe pressure of the lips to retain the item In position. In the cane of old men who have smoked a pipe for years the effect upon the lips is very matted. not only altering the form of tbe lips. but of the one entire side of the face, causing the wrinkles that are the re- sult of age to deepen and Instead of following the natural course of facial wrinkles to change their course so as to radiate from tv part of the mouth where the pipe is habitually carried. Furthermore. oue or doth lips often protrude, just like th" 'ape of people who used to suck thea.• thumbs when children.–Medical Record. ' Wanted the "armory seats." Leigh Lynch while he lived was a happy man. In the first place, be was the husband of lovely and gentle Anna Teresa Berger, the bells of tbe bell ringers In her girlhood; secondly, be had the years long friendship and in- timate companionship of Eugene Reid; thirdly, he was the father of a family of children In whom was centered bis unselfish hope. He used to carry his business cares and pleasures borne, where he was always sure of ready and generous sympathy. For several years he was treasurer of the Union Square theater in New York. One evening at dinner, in the presence of his little daughter, Marie, be men- tioned to Mrs. Lynch that the gross receipts of the week had risen to an unprecendented heJgbt The next day Marie asked to be taken to the mati- nee. "All right, dumpling." aaeented the fond father. "What seats would you like?" "Well, papa," she replied, "I'd like to have them grocery seats you tailed as about"–Detroit Free Press. A Fatal Auetrisn Flag. Once there was an epidemic of plague at Odessa, in Russia, which lasted more than a year. It had a most re- markable origin, being due to a fatal flag. An Austrian vessel arrived at Odessa, bringing one of the crew who had died during the voyage. The sail- or was duly Interred In tbe Catholic cemetery at the port. and at tbe tu• neral the Austrian flag mu carried by two seamen. On their way back to the vessel the men entered a great number of saloons and laid dowu the flag while drinking. A very short time afterward the sailors who bud carried the flag died, and before long it was found that people were 111 Its all the houses where the men had cal) ed with the fatal flag. Soon the plague spread throughout Odessa,. tilling all with terror and claiming a frightful toll. There is no doubt that the flag contained the plague bacillt In the folds and so spread the disease.– Baltimore Sun. Strictly Business. "Sir," began a stranger as be walk- ed directly up to a business man. "i am strictly on business." "So am I." "Good) I believe every man should furnish money for his own tombstone." "So do I." "Good again! I want to raise $25 to pay for a steno over my grave. What assistance will you !tender the enterprise? I want a business an. , ewer." "You shall have It, sir. Unless yea immediately take your departure I will aid the enterprise by furnishing the corpse." The stranger hurried ort -Cleveland Plain Dealer. His Giratitude. The Medical Record tells el a Tan who was cured of blindness_ by a ase, geon remarkable for bb• unprepesesee ing appearance. When visas was fully restored, the patient looked at his benefactor and said: "Lucky for you, young man. I did not see you before you operated er 1 would never: have givan.ay. consent" MINNESO{A HISTGFIOt,L SOCIETY. Si pee Tear I Adteaase. HIND00 C �E MARKS. The Women of a Weer Them en the Fylshead. The casts market woni by women to India are confinedte the forehead and are more uniformthan those affected by the men. The orthodox inn* invariably worn on religious and eseemonlat occasions 1s a small saffron t'pot in the center of the forehead. Bet -the more popular and fashionable mimic Is a tiny one made with a 'tuella substance, usual- ly jet black in colon,. which is obtained by frying sago till it gets charred and Uses boiling it In water. Women who have not reached their tweattee are sometiasea partial to the use of small tinsel disks, purchasable I& the bazaar at the rate of about haK• a dozen for a • pie. To attach these to the skin the commonest ma- terial used Is the gum of tbe jack fruit. quantities of wbkh will befound stick- !ing to a wall or pillar In the house, reedy for immediate use. Ia the more orthodox famines It is eersidered objectionable that the fore - bead of a woman should remain blank MD ea for a moment, and accordingly It is permanently marked with a tattooed "ordeal line. The blister takes some- times a fortnight to heal, but the Hin- doo woman, who is nothing if not a martyr by temperament and training, suffers the pain unoomplainingly.– Madras Mall. THE GHOST OF THE FUTURE. Fear of Coming to Want and the Ter- ror of Failure. The terror of failure and the tear of eomtng to want keep multitudes of people from obtaining the very things they desire by sapping their vitality, by incapacitating them through worry, anxiety and tear from the effective, creative work necessary to give them success. Wherever we go this fear ghost, this terror specter, stands between men and their goal. No person Is in position to do good work while haunted by It. There can be no great courage where there la no confidence or assurance. and half the battle is in the conviction that we can do what we undertake. The mind, always full of doubts, tears, foreboding& is not to a position to do effective, creative work, but in perpetually handicapped by this nntor- testate attitude. Nothing will so completely paralyze the creative power of the mind and body u a dark, gloomy, discouraged misotal attitude. ' No gnat creative work can be done by a man who Is not an optimist. The human mind cannot accomplish great work unless the banner of hope goes In advance. A man will follow this banner when money, friends, repu- tation, everything else has gone.–Suc- eaw Magazine. The Majesty of the Pyramids. A.a the wonder of the sphinx takes possession of you gradually, so grad - natty do you learn to feel the majesty of the pyramids of G1zeh, unlike the SUP pyramid of Sakkera, which even when one Is near it looks like a small mountain, part of the land on which It rests. The pyramids of Gizeh look what they ate–artificial excrescences. invented and carried out by man, ex- pressions of man's greatness. Exqui- site as they are as features of the drowsy golden landscape at the setting Of the sun. I think they look most won- derful at night when they are black beneath the stars. On many nights I have sat in the sand at a distance and looked at them, and always and In- creasingly they have stirred my Imag- ination. Their profound calm, their elaMlcal simplicity, are greatly empba- atsed when no detail can be seen, wben they are but black shapes towering to the stars. They seem to inspire then like prayers prayed by one who bas said. "God does not need my prayers, but I need them."–Robert Hichens In Century Magazine. A statesman's Confusions. For all his caustic wit Thomas B. >Reed of Maine was as tender of heart al/ large of frame. He was not much a a banter. "I never shot but 'one bird In my life," he once confessed. "I spent a whole day doing that. It was a sandpiper. 1 chased him for bone up and down a mUl stream. When at last I potted him and held h im up by one of his poor little legs. I sever felt more ashamed of myself hi ail my life. I bid him in my coattail pocket tor fear somebody would see bow b I was and how small the vic- tim, and I never will be guilty again et the cowardice of such an unequal battle."–Exchange. A Convenient Possum. An cad negro preacher gave as hie Int "De tree U known by his fruit an' bit dee impossible ter shake de possum down." After the benediction an old brother said to biro: "I never knowed beto' dat such a tut wus in de Bible." "Well," ,admitted the preacher, "bit ain't 'zactiy sot down dataways. 1 th'owed in de possum ter hit de Intel- llgence er my congregatlonl"–Atlanta Constitution. - I' The Only -Fault. Quest–Walter, bring me sotne rice podding. Waiter–Er, 'fraid 1 can't jest recommend the rice puddle' today. Mr. Quest–What's tbe natter with it? Waiter–Nothin', sir, 'cept there ain't menet–London Scrape. Time is tie great comforter of grief. bat the agency by whkb 1t works is exhaustion.–Landon, enr. isiminsimmh.sard I! Economizes the use of flour; but- ter and eggs; makes the biscuit, cake and pastry more appetiz- ing, nutritious and wholesome. a ABSOLUTELY PURE This is the only baking powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar. It Has No Substitute Uwe are Ale. sad Phosphate of Lima meatuses aaM 1111 a fewer prim. bet se housekeeper ngaMiag the bssttb M bar lastly can abed to use tbsm. How to Stick Stamps. "Say," remarked the postoffice clerk who was off duty na he watched a friend affix 'two stamps to the corner of an envelope, "why don't you put those stamps on horizontally Instead of vertically? Don't you know you would save a lot of work for us stamp - era If you put your stamps beside eaclt other instead of under each other? We always have to make two strokes when canceling vertically pasted stamps by band, and they don't work well through the stamping machines either." "Is that so?" inquired his friend as he took another envelope and proceed- ed to affix two stamps to it in a ver- tical position. "Then. by the great horn spoon, whey doesn't the govern- ment sell its stamps in horizontal lines? Look at these. Here I bought 20 cents' worth of two cent stamps. and they come to me in vertical lines. If I buy five twos, I get them attached one to the bottom of the other. Do you think I'm going to the trouble of tearing each stamp off just to pieatse a government clerk by pasting them side by side? Guess again."–New York Press. Discovery of Osteopathy. "The man who discovered osteopathy was a great sufferer from headache," said a man who claims to know. "II. tried every remedy on earth almost, but could get no permanent relief. One day he had a terrible beadache and went out into his front yard to lie un- der the shade of a big tree and rest his throbbing bead on the cooling grass. Suspended from a limb of the tree was a rope swing used by the children. The man lay under this swing for awhile and finally put the rope under his head to not as a support In n few moments be was surprised and pleased to find that his headache was much better. In half an hour the pain had gone. He began an investigation. He discovered that the rope swing pressed on the nerve in the back of the head. This pressure stopped the headache. With more study he decided that many pains could be relieved If nerves could be given the proper treatment–a mas- sage. He started an osteopathic school and has made n grand success." -- Nashville Tennesseean. Departed Giorles of Fez. Fez the "fertile," the Rome of the western Arabs, still retains traces of the magnificence which made her In the middle ages the rival of Mecca. In the twelfth century the holy city, to which when the road to Mecca was closed pilgrimages wear made, contained as many rte 700 temples, fifty of which were adorned with marble pillars. In those old days the elty was the haunt of philosophers, physicians and astron- omers. A mere formal pretense of study is now all that 1s practiced. 'They have Euclid in folio volumes," a traveler writes, "but neither copied nor read. The teacher sits crossleg- ged on the ground and repeats to k drawling tone between singing and crying words which are echoed by the scholars sittingaround'hlm," Fez, how- ever, is honest enough In one respect– she does not believe in outward show. In the interior of the houses are apart- ments decorated with paintings and arabesques, while the outside walls are often built of mud. Not • Matter of Choice. Columbia Alunsnns–That woman on the debate team Is lntolerallte. You wouldn't like to debate with a woman. would you? Cornell Alumnus–Got so I don't mind it now. Been married five years.–New York Tribune. Hard Lines. "Does your wife make you explain ail your acts?" "Worse than that." "Worse thou that?" "Far worse; she doesn't permit me to explain them,"–Honston Poet MOUNT FUJIYAMA. Japanese Pilgrimage to Its Tempest Swept Summit. To the people of Japan the mount Fujiyama is sacred. The meaning of the word is "honorable mountain." During that brief six weeks of summer when Fujtyama's wind swept sides are climbable, writes A. H. Edwards in "Kakemono," the pilgrims come in thousands, in ten thousands. They dress themselves in white trom head to foot. They carry long staves of pure white wood to their hands, each stamped with the temple crest, and in bands and companies they climb the mountain. Always the leader at their bead, kis stair crowned with a tinkling mass of bells, like tiny cymbals, chants the hymn of Fujiyama. For six abort summer weeks they come. Than the winds rush down, the snow tails. the tempests rage, and Lord Fajlyama Urea alone. No human being has yet stayed a winter on his summit, and even in the summer weeks the winds will blow the lava blocks from the walls of the rest houses and sometimes the pilgrim tram the path. Fujiyama stands alone, not one peak among a range, but utterly alone. 8le- ing straight out of the sea on one aide and from the great Tokyo plata on the other, his 12,365 feet In two long curv- ing lines of exquisite grace rise up and up into the blue, and not an inch of one foot la hidden or lost It Is all there, visible as a tower built on a tree- less plain. It dominates the landatcape. It can be seen from thirteen provinces, and from a hundred miles at sea the pale white peak of Myriam bats above the blue. AERIAL NAVIGATION. The First Gas Bag and the First Dlr- igiblo Balloon. On the 1st of December, 1788, when the first gas balloon ass from tbe Tuileries, carried up by Charles and Robert, the Marquis de !liter—try. an octogenarian and skeptic, declared it was tempting God himself. He was rolled in his armchair to a wtgdew of his chateau to witness the imposalbW- ty of such an ascension. But the mo ment the aeronaut, gayly saluting the spectators, rose in the air, the old man, passing suddenly from the most com- plete incredulity to unlimited faitb in the power of genius, fell upon his knees and exclaimed: "0 men, ye will find the secret of never dying! And It will be when 1 am dead!' The public, easily confounding the atmospheric with the astronomic bee, - ens, already bailed the day when tbe aeronaut would continue bis aerial course to the moon, to Venus, to Mars or Jupiter. Pierre Giffard, then Dupuy de Lome, tried the first dirigible balloons. Later Captains Renard and Krebs la their aeroplane, La France, went from Men - don to Paris and back at the sane time that Gaston Tissandler was car- rying out his fine experiment. But all progress was soar Stopped by the weakness of the motors compared to their weight. Nothing further could be dole nrtll the arrival of the explosive motor. In fact, it was the improvement in auto- mobiles which won us tbe conquest of the air. What She Was Trying to Aseees li*s. The other morning at the breakfast table three-year-old Jeannette was pok- ing vigorously with her knife at a bis- cuit "What areyou trying .to de, Jew matte?" demanded mother. "Be cereal; yob will cut your hand." Said Jeannette, "Pm kyle( to ela- 11Ne se qct!"–,liss' Tort Times. A BURGLAR'S STORY. Told by an English Thief In the Lan• gunge of Thieves. Some time ago there appeared a somewhat curious book, "The Auto- biography of a Thief In Thieves' Lan- guage." A glossary is provided for the benefit of those whose unfortunate ignorance of the predatory classes may render such aid necessary. From one of the anecdotes related it appears that honor among thieves it not always to be found. "One day," says the writer. "i went to Croydon and touched for a red toy (gold watch) and red tackle (gold chain) with a large Locket. So I took the rattier borne at once. When I got into Shoreditch 1 met one or two of the mob, who said: 'Hello! Beeu out today? Did you touch?' "8o 1 said 'Usher' (yes). So I took them In, end we all got canon. W hes I went to the fence he bested (cheated( me because I was drunk apd only gave 18 101. for the lot. So thrnext day 1 went to him, and I asked him if he was not a -going to grease my duke (put money into my band). "So he said 'No.' Then he said, 'I will give you another half a quid,' and said, 'Do anybody, but mind they don't do you.' "So I thought to myself, 'Ali right, my lad, you will find me as good as my master,' and left him. Some time after that affair with the fence one of the mob said to me: "'I have got a place cut and dried. Will you come and do to* "So I said: 'Yes. What tools will you want? "And he said, 'We shall want some twirls and the stick ((crowbar), and bring a Neddie (lite preserver) with you.' And he said, 'Now don't stick me up (disappoint); meet me at C, to- night' "At 6 I was at the meet (trysting place), and while waiting for my pal I had my daisies cleaned, and I piped the fence that bested me go along with his old woman (wife) and his two kids (children), so I thought of his own words, 'Do anybody, but mind they don't do you.' "He was going to the Lyceum thea- ter, so when my pal came up I told him all about 111 So we went and screwed (broke into) his place and got thirty-two quid and a toy and tackle which he had bought on the crook (dishonestly). A day or two after this I met the fence who I'd done, so he said to me, 'We have met at last.' "So I said, 'Well, what of that?' "Bo he said. 'What do yon want to do me for? "So I said, 'You must remember you done me, and when I spoke to you about it you said, "Do anybody, but mind they don't do you."' That shut him up."–London Tit -Bits. A Witty Irish Judge. Mr. Doherty, who was chief justice of the Irish court of common pleas from 1830 till his death in 1848, was famed for hie wit. The gossip in the hall of the four courts, which of course reached the bench, was that one of the judges had been somewhat excited by wine at an entertainment In Dublin castle on the previous evening. "Is 1t true," tbe chief justice was asked, "that Judge — danced at the castle ball last night?" "Well," replied Do- herty, "I certainly can say that I saw him in a reel." "As I came along the quay," remark- ed one of the officers of the court whose face was remarkably hatchet shaped, "the wind was cutting my face." "Upon my honor," replied the chief justice, "I think the wind had the worst of it"–London Law Notes. Swiss Naval Wars. References to the Swiss navy are usually jocular, but ft is none the less a fact that ships of war once floated and even fought on the waters of the lake of Geneva. The great fleet was that of the Duke of Savoy, who at the beginning of the fourteenth century maintained a number of war galleys armed with rams and protected by turrets and propelled by a crew of oarsmen varying in number from for- ty to seventy-two. These vessels be- sieged Versoix and even blockaded Geneva. But Geneva also had a fleet which helped in the capture of Chllon in 1586, and when the Bernese an- nexed the canton of Vaud they, too, had their flotilla. Their largest vessel was the Great Bear, with C.4 oarsmen, 8 guns and 150 lighting men.–West- mtnster Gazette. Mee Boy's Little Coup. The office boy in a downtown office bas framed up the following schedule of the firm's office hours, which is dis- played in a prominent place on the wall: "9-10 reserved for book agents and people with various things to sell, 10-11 for insurance agents, 11-12 bores with long stories, 1-2 solicitors for church and charitable institutions, 2-3 discuss sporting news with callers, 3-3 miscellaneous social visitors. N. B.– Ws transact our own business at night"–Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Financier, "Father," asked Rollo, "what L a financlerr "A financier, my son, differs from the ordinary business man in being able to make the government sit up and worry when his attain do not go tight."–Washington Star. Seurat of Supply. Minister–My dear little boy, why doa't yea get an umbrella? Jakey– d htee pe has gnat going to church be Mier beings home any more ambrei- -Jin islb Ledger.