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<br />WHEN THE EARTN DIES
<br />And When Our Other Planets and
<br />Our Sun Are Also Dead.
<br />STILL THE HEAVENS BLAZE.
<br />The infinite Space Shall Always Be
<br />Filled With Suns and Worlds and
<br />Souls, For In Eternity There Can Be
<br />Neither Beginning Nor End.
<br />The earth was dead. The °thou
<br />planets had died, one after the other.
<br />The sun was extinct, but the stars
<br />were still twinkling. There shall al-
<br />ways be stars and worlds.
<br />In the unmeasurable eternity time,
<br />which is essentially relative, is deter-
<br />mined by the movement of each of
<br />these worlds, and in each world it is
<br />felt according to the personal sense -
<br />tions of their inhabitants. Each globe
<br />measures its proper period of time.
<br />The years of the earth are not those
<br />of Neptune. Neptune's year equals 164
<br />of ours and is no longer in the abso-
<br />lute. There exists no proper common
<br />measure of time and eternity.
<br />In the empty space time does not ex-
<br />ist There are no years, no centuries,
<br />but there is a way of measuring time
<br />upon a revolving globe. Without peri-
<br />odical movements one can have no
<br />conception of time whatsoever.
<br />The earth existed no longer; neither
<br />did its celestial neighbor, Mars, nor
<br />beautiful Venus, nor the gigantic Jupi-
<br />ter, nor the strange universe of Bat -
<br />urn, its rings gone, nor the Blow plan-
<br />ets Uranus and Neptune, nor even
<br />the sublime sun, whose rays had for
<br />centuries made fertile the celestial
<br />countries suspended in its light
<br />The sun was a black globe, the plan-
<br />ets were other black globes, and this
<br />invisible system continued to course In
<br />the starred immensity at the bosom of
<br />the cold darkness of space.
<br />From the viewpoint of life all these
<br />worlds were dead, existed no longer.
<br />They survived their antique history as
<br />do the ruins of the dead cities of As-
<br />syria, which the archaeologist discov-
<br />ers in the desert and revolved dark in
<br />the invisible and unknown. Every-
<br />thing was covered with ice, 278 degrees
<br />below zero.
<br />No genius, so sage, could have
<br />brought back the days of old when
<br />earth sailed through space bathed in
<br />light, its beautiful green meadows
<br />awakening with the rays of the morn-
<br />ing sun, its rivers flowing like ser-
<br />pents through the green fields, its
<br />woods reverberating with the songs of
<br />the birds, its forests enveloped in ma-
<br />jestic mystery.
<br />Then all this happiness seemed eter-
<br />nal. What has become of the mornings
<br />and evenings, the flowers and the lov-
<br />ers, the harmonies and joys, the beau-
<br />ties and the dreams? All have disap-
<br />peared.
<br />The earth is dead, all the planets are
<br />dead, the sun is extinct The solar
<br />system gone. Time itself even auntie
<br />lated.
<br />Time flows into eternity, but eternity
<br />remains, and time revives.
<br />Before the earth existed, during a
<br />whole eternity, there were suns and
<br />worlds, humanities filled with life and
<br />activity as are we today. For millions
<br />and millions of years our earth did not
<br />exist but the universe was no less
<br />brithant After our time it will be as
<br />before. Our epoch is of no impor-
<br />tance.
<br />The dead and cold earth cartied in
<br />itself, however, an energy not lost, its
<br />movement around the sun, which en-
<br />ergy transformed into heat would suf-
<br />fice to melt the whole globe, to reduce
<br />It to vapor and to begin a new history
<br />for it, which, it is true, would not last
<br />long, for if this movement around the
<br />ann should suddenly cease the earth
<br />would fall into the sun and cease to
<br />exist. It would rush toward it with
<br />ever increasing speed and would reach
<br />It in sixty-five days.
<br />When the earth is dead, other worlds
<br />will come. There will be other human-
<br />ities, other Babylonians, other Thebe -
<br />lane, other Athenians, other Rome&
<br />other Parities, other palaces, other tem-
<br />ples, other glories, other loves, other
<br />lights.
<br />And these new universes will disap-
<br />pear in their turn, to be followed by
<br />still others. At a certain time far
<br />away in the future eternity all the
<br />stars of the Milky Way shall rush to-
<br />ward one center of gravity and form
<br />an immense formidable sun, center of
<br />a system, whose enormous worlds
<br />shall become populated by beings liv-
<br />ing in a`temperature which would seem
<br />red hot to us.
<br />The infinite space shall always be
<br />filled with worlds and stars, souls and
<br />suns, and eternity shall last forever,
<br />for there can be neither beginning nor
<br />Flammarion.
<br />Cut His Visit Short.
<br />The Duke of Wellington once wrote
<br />to Dr. Hutton for information as to
<br />the scientific acquirements of a young
<br />officer who had been under his instruc-
<br />tion. The doctor thought he could not
<br />do less than answer the question ver-
<br />bally and made an appointment ac-
<br />cordingly.
<br />Directly Wellington saw him ho
<br />said: "I am obliged to you, doctor, for
<br />the trouble you are taking. Is — fit
<br />for the post?"
<br />Clearing his throat, Dr. Hutton be-
<br />gan: No man more so, my lord. I
<br />can" -
<br />"That's quite sufficient," said Wel-
<br />lington. "I know how valuable your
<br />time is. Mine Just now is equally so.
<br />I will not detain you any longer. Good
<br />marrIna "
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<br />The True Mechanic.
<br />After a man has worked in shops
<br />for ten or fifteen years there is a great
<br />desire for a change. Some want to go
<br />out on a farm, others think that the
<br />invention of something that can be
<br />patented will solve the problem, while
<br />others want to own and run a shop
<br />themselves. The latter is really the
<br />true mechanic, but not necessarily the
<br />man who will get out the most or even
<br />the best work while working for a
<br />boss, says Charles Henry in the Work-
<br />ers' Magazine. On the contrary, he
<br />will often be considered the lazy man
<br />by the foreman when the work Is of
<br />an ever recurring character. Let, how-
<br />ever, some difficulty arise in connec-
<br />tion with a job or have some hard
<br />proposition to meet and he will always
<br />have a suggestion to offer that will
<br />help to solve the problem, while the
<br />ordinary man and the hustler will
<br />stand around helpless and often dis-
<br />interested. Ile will have the elemen-
<br />tary laws of mechanics and physics at
<br />his finger tips, will know enough of
<br />electricity to allow him to discourse
<br />upon the subject in an intelligent man-
<br />ner, and he will be well posted upon
<br />the mechanical progresa of the day.
<br />A Dressmaker of Yarmouth.
<br />In the churchyard of Caister, dose
<br />to Yarmouth, is the grave of the
<br />"quiet little, gentle voiced dram, -
<br />maker," of whom at her death in Oc-
<br />tober, 1843, the then bishop of Nor- '
<br />wich said, "I would canonize Sarah
<br />Martin if I could." Yarmouth reveres
<br />her to this day. A stained glass win-
<br />dow has been placed to her memory
<br />in the parish church, where her prayer
<br />book is still preserved, while her jour-
<br />nal is one or the treasures of the pub-
<br />lic library in the tollhouse. Under-
<br />neath this building was the miserable
<br />dungeon which served as the borough
<br />prison, and it was to the amelioration
<br />of the lot of the wretched prisoners
<br />that Sarah Martin devoted her life.
<br />Earning a bare subsistence of fifteen
<br />pence a day by toiling from early
<br />morninglill far on into the night, she
<br />yet managed to give up one day in the
<br />week to her labor of love. She died in
<br />poverty, but the result of her life's
<br />work was the reform of the prison
<br />system of Yarmouth. -London Chron-
<br />icle,
<br />Burned It into Memory.
<br />One of the most characteristically
<br />eccentric things ever done by Gelett
<br />Burgess (and one of the few true sto-
<br />ries of him) was to spend three or four
<br />days in constructing of cardboard,
<br />mica and green velvet a little model
<br />of an old New England house, com-
<br />plete as to windows, curtains, lawn,
<br />garden, trees and even including a
<br />hammock with a tiny hat and summer
<br />novel and washing stretched out on a
<br />clothesline on the back stoop. This
<br />was for a dinner given to several lit-
<br />erary friends in New York, and when
<br />the coffee was served he deliberately
<br />set lire to the whole farm. His ex-
<br />planation was that had it been spared
<br />his guests might have forgotten the
<br />affair, but they would always remem-
<br />ber the destruction of the house. No
<br />one who ever saw the little bouse go
<br />U p in smoke on its little hill of damp
<br />moss will ever forget it
<br />The Misplaced Comma.
<br />"Some lawsuits of the highest im-
<br />portance have hinged upon the right
<br />placing of a comma," said a judge.
<br />"When I first started to practice law
<br />'a Missouri editor came to me in a peck
<br />of trouble to defend him against a
<br />threatened libel nit growing out of
<br />faulty punctuation. He had not meant
<br />to give some innocent young women
<br />the slightest offense when he wrote a
<br />story about 'two young men who went
<br />with their girls to attend a lecture and
<br />after they lett, the girls got drunk.'
<br />Putting that miserable little comma
<br />out of its right place did the work, as
<br />It made the girls the ones who became
<br />inebriated instead of their escorts. I
<br />managed by proper diplomacy and the
<br />publication of a neat apology to stave
<br />off the damage sults, and afterward
<br />my editorial friend became an expert
<br />on punctuation" -Baltimore American.
<br />A Warm Time Coming.
<br />"I'm doinme best with the fire, air,"
<br />said the janitor at the door of Galley's
<br />office one cold morning, "but I'm
<br />afraid I can't make it very warm for
<br />you. You see, sir" -
<br />"Never mind," feverishly replied Gal-
<br />ley, who had been out all night "My
<br />wife will be here shortly, I expect"-,
<br />Philadelphia Ledger.
<br />DUELING STORIES,
<br />Girardin's Satisfaction and a Winning
<br />Choice of Weapons.
<br />M. de Gimrdinthe father of the
<br />statesman and author. Emile de Wear.
<br />din, on one occasion entered'a place
<br />where several nteu were tiring at a
<br />target. A gentleman present, whom
<br />M. de Girardin did not know, bit the
<br />buliseye at every shot. Several by-
<br />standers expressed themselves in very
<br />great admiration of the gentleman's
<br />precision.
<br />said De Girardin. "be shoots
<br />remarkably well, but it's quits a differ-
<br />ent thing to hit a man in a duel from
<br />hitting a piece of pasteboard."
<br />The marksman overheard the remark
<br />and was offended.
<br />"I think you are mistaken, sir." he
<br />said to De Girardin. 'I assure you that
<br />if I had you before mci shouldn't miss
<br />you."
<br />"You can have me when you like,"
<br />said De (literati.
<br />"Let it be immediately, then," saki
<br />the other.
<br />An attempt was made to patch the
<br />matter up, but neither man would
<br />agree to an amicable settlement Tbe
<br />seconds were chosen, and the men
<br />went to a locality favorable for the
<br />duel. It was decided that they should
<br />tire separately, and it was lett to a de-
<br />dsion by lot which fired first
<br />The lot fell to the mysterious marks.
<br />man. He fired at M. de Girardin and
<br />missed hlm. De Girardin stood still.
<br />making no sign as if to flre at his an-
<br />tagonist.
<br />"Come, why don't you shoot?" asked
<br />his seconds.
<br />"Why should I shoot?" asked De Gi-
<br />rardin. "There Is no reason why I
<br />should kill this gentleman. I main-
<br />tained that eren a crack shot could
<br />easily miss hls man at twenty-five
<br />paces. This gentleman maintaltied the
<br />contrary. He must now be convinced
<br />that he is wrong. I owe hint 00 111 will
<br />for having discovered that.
<br />A better method of meeting a duel-
<br />ing challenge was no doubt one which
<br />was employed on a certain °evasion
<br />by a French statesman agnInst M vle
<br />tor Noir. an illiterate bully of the press
<br />In the time of the aecoud empire. 'fbe
<br />statesman received from Noir. for no
<br />real reason whatever. a challenge to
<br />fight a duel.
<br />Noir was a densely ignorant mu.
<br />and nearly every word in tbe challenge
<br />was misspelt. The statesman respond-
<br />ed with the following letter:
<br />Dear Sir—You have called me out with•
<br />out any good reason. I have therefore
<br />the choice of weapons. T choose the
<br />spelling book, and you are a dead man.
<br />The duel was never fought. -London
<br />Tit -Bits.
<br />The Moabite Steno.
<br />The so called Moabite stone wee dis-
<br />covered by the Rev. F. Klein pi 1868
<br />among the rains of Milian, the ancient
<br />Dibon. The stone Iva' of black ba-
<br />salt, rounded at the top and bottom.
<br />two feet broad, three feet ten inches
<br />high and fourteen inches in thickness,
<br />but was unfortunately broken by the
<br />Arabs, whose cupidity had been arous-
<br />ed by the interest that was taken in it
<br />by the explorers. The fragments were
<br />afterward collected and laboriously
<br />fitted together, and the stone now
<br />stands in the Louvre at Paris. The
<br />inscription of thirty-four lines is in
<br />Flebrew-Phoeniclan characters and ap-
<br />pears to be a record of Mesha, king of
<br />Moab, mentioned in II Kings 111, refer-
<br />ring to his successful revolt against
<br />the king of Israel. -New York Ameri-
<br />can.
<br />A Model Friend.
<br />What true friendship consists in de-
<br />pends on the temperament of the mu
<br />who has a friend. It hi related that at
<br />the funeral of Mr. X., who died ex.
<br />tremely poor, the usually cold blooded
<br />Squire Tightfist was much affected.
<br />You thought a great deal of bita, I
<br />suppose?" some one asked him.
<br />"Thought a great deal of him? I
<br />should think I did. There was a true
<br />friend! He never asked me to lend
<br />him a cent, though I knew ivell enough
<br />he was starving to death!"
<br />Too Expensive.
<br />Two little girls who were taken to
<br />Nee "Othello" were much impressed by
<br />the death scene.
<br />"I wonder whether they kill a lady
<br />every night?" asked one.
<br />"Why, of course not," said the other.
<br />"They just pretend tol It would be
<br />too expensive to really kill a lady every
<br />I THE ENCHANTED MESA.
<br />Story of Great Muster Which Wiped
<br />Out the Population.
<br />The story of the enchanted mesa
<br />wu but a tradition when In 1541 the
<br />epeeteree neer vielted the pueblo of
<br />Acoma, in what isenow Valencia coun-
<br />ty, N. M. Powerful tribes inhabited
<br />the region. These tribes or nations
<br />were constantly at war with each oth-
<br />er, which accounts for the fortified
<br />character of the villages of the na-
<br />time. The Quotes, whose descend-
<br />ants now occupy Acoma, held this re-
<br />gion and dwelt in small fortified towns,
<br />the capital of which was Acoma. It
<br />was not, however, the Acoma of today,
<br />but a city perched upon the top of the
<br />great rock now called Mesa Encan-
<br />tads. It was tbo magnificent city of
<br />the nation, and there dwelt the great
<br />men of the tribe, together with their
<br />families.
<br />The rock then, as now, was unseal -
<br />able, save at the one point where a
<br />narrow and precipitous trail led up
<br />the dizzy height While not the moat
<br />convenient dwelling place, for neither
<br />water nor vegetation was to be found
<br />upon the summit It was safe from
<br />the attacks of foe& One man at the
<br />top of the trail could defend the city
<br />against the warriors of the entire west
<br />One day, while a large number of the
<br />inhabitants were at work In the fields
<br />on the plain below or attending to the
<br />affairs of the tribe in the various neigh-
<br />boring villages, something within the
<br />rock or In the earth beneath it awoke
<br />to life and motion. There was a heav•
<br />Jug, a squirming and a ehivering of
<br />the great rock, and, with a mighty
<br />noise, It parted in twain, and a portion
<br />fell in fragments to the plain below.
<br />Such persons as were carried down
<br />In the debris were crushed to death. A
<br />worse fate remained for those left
<br />prisoners on the top of the mesa, for
<br />that which fell carried away the nar-
<br />row trail, the only means of ascent
<br />and descent The stranded ones per-
<br />ished from thirst and starvation. The
<br />present Acoma family are the descend-
<br />ants of disaster. Ethnologists who vire
<br />ited the top of the rock some years ago
<br />found unmistakable evidences that It
<br />had once been the site of habitation.
<br />The story of the disaster bad previous
<br />to that time been discredited and con-
<br />sidered but an idle Indian legend. The
<br />discovery of the ancient ruins, how-
<br />ever, seemed couflruiatory of the tale,
<br />and it has since been credited. -Den-
<br />ver Field and Farm.
<br />HARDNESS OF DIAMONDS.
<br />The Stones Can et' forced by Pres-
<br />sure Into Steel Blocks.
<br />A word as to the hardness of dia-
<br />monds. They vary much in this re-
<br />spect Even different parts of the
<br />same crystal differ in their resistance
<br />to cutting and grinding. So hard is
<br />diunond In comparison to glass that a
<br />suitable splinter of diamond will plane
<br />curls off a glees plate as a carpenter's
<br />tool will plane shavings off a deal
<br />board. Another experiment that will
<br />illustrate its hardness is to place a
<br />diamond on the flattened end of a
<br />conical block of steel and upon It
<br />bring another similar cone of steel. If
<br />I force them together with hydraulic
<br />power, I can force the stone into the
<br />steel blocks without injuring the dia-
<br />mond in the least. The pressure which
<br />I hare brought to bear in this erperl-
<br />ment has been equal to 170 tons a
<br />square Inch of diamond.
<br />Tbe only serious rival of the diamond
<br />In hardness 18 tbe metal tantalum. In
<br />an attempt to bore a hole through a
<br />plate of tbls metal a diamond drill
<br />was used. revolving at the rate of
<br />5,000 revolutions n minute. This whirl-
<br />ing force was continued ceaselessly for
<br />three days and eights, when it was
<br />found that only a stnall point one-
<br />fourth of n millimeter deep had been
<br />drilled. and It was a moot point whicb
<br />bad suffered most damage, the dia-
<br />mond or the tantalum.
<br />After exposure for some time to the
<br />Bun many diamonds glow in a dark
<br />room. One beautiful green diamond in
<br />my collection when phosphorescing in
<br />I ?annul gives almost as much light
<br />u a candle. and you can easily read by
<br />lb rays. But the time has hardly come
<br />when we can use diamonds as domes.
<br />tic illuminants. -131r William Crookes
<br />In North American Review.
<br />Good Reasoning.
<br />"I don't see, madam, how you can
<br />expect us to pay any claim under your
<br />linsband's accident policy."
<br />"Well, you see it was this way:
<br />When be asks which it was, a boy or
<br />a girl, and the nurse said that be was
<br />the father of triplets, he dropped.
<br />Now, his death was due to an acci-
<br />dent."
<br />"How do you make that out?"
<br />"It was an accident of birth." -New
<br />York Press,
<br />Stropping • Reser.
<br />In stropping a razor the blade should
<br />be drawn across the strop from the
<br />heel to the point, at the same time go
<br />-
<br />frig the full length of the strop. In
<br />shaving this motion should be reversed,
<br />the blade traveling from point to heel.
<br />The reason of this la that the edge of
<br />the blade has tiny, sawlike teeth, and
<br />tbe oppoeite movements use these to
<br />the best advantage.
<br />Opened by Mistake.
<br />Absentmindedly the young woman
<br />yawned.
<br />"Pardon me," she said, "I didn't
<br />mean to do that"
<br />"I sae." responded Mr. Lingeriong.
<br />"Opened by mistake." -Chicago Trib-
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<br />AMERICAN CONSULS.
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<br />Their Duties Are Misunderstood by
<br />Many esf•Our Citizens.
<br />In ahnOst every city and town in
<br />Etitope-or all over the world, for that
<br />matter, if the city is of *ay size -there
<br />is an American consul or eonsul gen-
<br />eral. And, while the °dice of these
<br />functionaries is commercial in reality,
<br />looking after the imports and the ex-
<br />ports between our country and others,
<br />still they take a friendly interest in
<br />American citizens traveling and are al-
<br />ways ready to go out of their way even
<br />to be obliging in personal things. I
<br />explain this somewhat in detall, says
<br />an experienced traveler in the Deline-
<br />ator, as so many people, upecially
<br />women, seem to have a notion that a
<br />consul is created for their especial ben-
<br />efit And one of the most serious trou-
<br />bles these men have is with those who
<br />if their money runs short expect the
<br />consul to furnish them with some and
<br />often get insulting and threatening if
<br />it is not done. The same may be said
<br />in regard to our ambassador, for,
<br />while their positions are political and
<br />diplomatic, their offices are always
<br />open. and any information is always
<br />cheerfully given in case an American
<br />is in difficulty.
<br />There are always certain public re-
<br />ception days at the homes of our con-
<br />suls and our ambassadors, to which it
<br />is not difficult to obtained invitations.
<br />In fact, It is often announced in the
<br />daily papers that Americans in general
<br />are welcome, say on days like Thanks-
<br />giving, Fourth of July; -and so on. In
<br />this way it is possible for one to see
<br />something of the lives of one's com-
<br />patriots away from home.
<br />POISONING AS A FINE ART.
<br />Scale of Prices Submitted to the Vene-
<br />tian Council of Ten.
<br />Venetian poisoners first came into
<br />notoriety in the II fteenth century. At
<br />that period the manta for poisoning
<br />had rLsen to such a height that the
<br />governments of tbe states were form-
<br />ally recognizing secret assassination
<br />by poison and considering the removal
<br />of emperors, princes and powerful no-
<br />bles by this method.
<br />The notorious COUtlell of ten met to
<br />consider such plans, and an account
<br />and record of their proceedings still ex-
<br />ists, giving the number of those who
<br />voted for and who voted against the
<br />proposed removal, the reasons for the
<br />assassination and the sum to be paid
<br />for its execution.
<br />Thus these conspirators quietly ar-
<br />ranged to take the tires of many prom-
<br />inent individuals, and when the deed
<br />was executed it was registered on the
<br />margin of their official record by the
<br />significant word "factum."
<br />On Dec. 15, 1543, John of Raguba
<br />offered the council a selection of poi-
<br />sons and declared himself ready to re-
<br />move any person whom they deemed
<br />objectionable out of the way. He
<br />calmly stated bis terms, which for the
<br />first successful case were to be a pen-
<br />sion of 1,500 ducats a year, to be In-
<br />creased on the execution of further
<br />services.
<br />The presidents Guoiando Duoda and
<br />Pietro Gulami placed this matter be-
<br />fore tbe council on Jan. 4, 1544, and
<br />on a division It was reserved to accept
<br />this patriotic offer and to experiment
<br />first on the Emperor Maximilian. John,
<br />who had evidently reduced poisoning
<br />to a fine art, submitted afterward a
<br />regular graduated tariff to tbe council.
<br />The highest fee was for poisoning the
<br />sultan, 500 ducats; for the king of
<br />Spain, 150 ducats, including the ex-
<br />penees of the journey; for the Duke of
<br />Milan, 00 ducats; for the Marquis of
<br />Mantua, 50 ducats; for the pope, 180
<br />ducats. -Health.
<br />"Peleres Jack."
<br />Near the mouth of Pelorus sound,
<br />on the Nelson side of Cook strait, is
<br />the home of a remarkable sea animal
<br />known throughout New Zealand as
<br />"Pelorus Jack." He is gray in color,
<br />about fourteen feet in length, and Ws
<br />pastime is to wait for coastal steamer,,
<br />and to escort them for several miles
<br />on their journey. As a boat approach-
<br />es "Jack" may be seen heading to-
<br />ward ber to take up his accustomed
<br />position beside or in front of the bow
<br />of the vessel. There, sometimes for
<br />twenty minutes, he borers round, rush-
<br />ing so quickly from side to side that
<br />the eye can scarcely follow his move-
<br />ments. When he considers he has gone
<br />far enough, with a last sudden plunge
<br />he dives once more and for the last
<br />time, disappearing In a whirl of foam.
<br />to 1* seen no more that trip. --Sydney
<br />New&
<br />China's Euler Rabbit.
<br />One day, says a Chinese legend, the
<br />great god Buddha WWI very hungry.
<br />There were no restaurants in the neigh-
<br />borhood. A little rabbit perceived the
<br />god's plight and, hopping up to him,
<br />said:
<br />"Eat me, 0 Buddluir
<br />Touched by such unselfish devotion,
<br />the god transported bunny to the moon,
<br />where be still sits in the top of a tree
<br />pounding in a mortar the herbs that go
<br />to make up the water of life.
<br />At the spring feast in China ever
<br />since that time people give each other
<br />moon shaped cakes stamped with the
<br />Image of a rabbit
<br />llo Chilly.
<br />"I feel," said the Boston girl, "that I
<br />have been on earth before In some re-
<br />mote period."
<br />"The glacial, maybe," ventured the
<br />feckless ann.—Louisville CourieNleu&
<br />ALL
<br />The OoneertIrta.
<br />Tile acoordion, which was a develop.
<br />meet of a previously existing aeolina,
<br />was invented In 1829 by a Viennese
<br />named Damian and consists, al ever,
<br />one knows, of a small pair of bellows
<br />and a range of keys which regulate the
<br />admission of wind to rnetal reeds. The
<br />accordion sounds notes in one key only.
<br />The concertina proper was Invented ou
<br />the same date by Charles Wheatstone,
<br />who later became a famous man of
<br />science. It seems curious that a man
<br />whose reputation rests chiefly on his
<br />electrical work and discoveries, who
<br />was one of the earliest men of science
<br />to make experiments in connection
<br />with submarine cables and who, more-
<br />over, was an extraordinarily skillful
<br />decipherer of cryptographic writings,
<br />should also have dabbled hi musical
<br />Inventions. But, as a matter of fact,
<br />Wheatstone's musical work preceded
<br />his scientific discoveries. Re went
<br />straight from school to the business of
<br />manufacturing musical instruments,
<br />and it was in 1829, at the age of twen-
<br />ty-seven, that he took out his patent
<br />for the concertina. But he was more
<br />interested in the scientific principles
<br />on which musical instruments are con-
<br />structed than in music itself, and his
<br />acoustical and musical ezperlments
<br />soon drew him into the path which led
<br />to his many electrical discoveries. -
<br />London Globe.
<br />An Emended Sign.
<br />Many a householder at the mercy of
<br />the painter will find a bond of sympa-
<br />thy with the students of Stanford uni-
<br />versity in the incident taken from the
<br />San Francisco Chronicle. The score of
<br />fraternity houses on the campus were
<br />In the process of being cleaned up in
<br />preparation for the receptions and
<br />luncheons to be given to visitors on
<br />the day of the big football game. A
<br />man got the contract to paint one of
<br />the houses white with the understand-
<br />ing that the job must be done and dry
<br />by a certain day. After making a rush
<br />start the painter asked permission to
<br />hang out Ids sign. His request was
<br />granted, and he put up a conspicuous
<br />announcement over the front porch,
<br />"These Premises Being Painted by
<br />Blank Blank."
<br />Then the work dragged. He would
<br />come one day and stay away two. So
<br />the impatient collegians added to the
<br />sign until the announcement read:
<br />"These Premises Being Painted by
<br />Blank Blank, Now and Then."
<br />A Calm Winn's&
<br />A lawyer was cross examining a wit-
<br />ness with a view to getting him mud-
<br />dled in his testimony. The following
<br />questions and answers occurred:
<br />"Did you see the plaintiff faint a
<br />short time ago?"
<br />"Yes, air."
<br />"People turn pale when they faint,
<br />don't they?"
<br />"No, air; not always."
<br />"What! Do you mean to tell me that
<br />a person can faint and not turn pal*?
<br />Did you ever hear of such a case?"
<br />"Yes, sir."
<br />"Did you ever see such a can?"
<br />"I did, sir."
<br />"When?"
<br />"About a year ago, sir."
<br />"Who was it?"
<br />"Twas a negro, sir."
<br />The lawyer excused the witness. -
<br />Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
<br />Taunting.
<br />Old Noah bunted up a barrel stave
<br />and started off for the darn of the ark.
<br />"Where are you going?" asked hire.
<br />Noah.
<br />"I am going to whale that boy Ham,"
<br />replied Noah, with a frown.
<br />"But, my dear, the lad is only pIny.
<br />ing on his banjo."
<br />"Yea, but it is the tune b• is play-
<br />ing."
<br />"And what le the tuner
<br />"'Walt Till tbe Bun Mau, Is"'
<br />--Chicano News.
<br />A CUSTOM HOUSE TALE.
<br />The American Who Landed in Ger-
<br />many With a Box of Candy.
<br />Germany is jealous of the foreign
<br />candy maker and exacts a rigorous toll
<br />upon anything in the shape of confec-
<br />tionery that comes across its borders.
<br />Ignorant of this, one of Uncle Sant's
<br />eons disembarked from a liner at a Ger-
<br />man port carrying in his hand a five
<br />pound box of candy bearing a New
<br />York trademark. At sight of the box
<br />the Teutonic customs officials exhibited
<br />marked activity and prepared to seize
<br />upon it.
<br />"Not for mine," said the American.
<br />"I won't give up a sou. I'd rather eat
<br />the stuff here and now." He opened
<br />the box and commenced to dispose of
<br />its contents without delay. Everybody
<br />In sight was offered a handful. NobodY
<br />declined except the customs officer,
<br />who said blandly that he had not a
<br />sweet tooth. The traveler himself ate
<br />many pieces. It was not long before
<br />the last bit had been eaten.
<br />As soon as the box was empty the
<br />official seized the traveler by the arm.
<br />"The gentleman," he announced, "will
<br />accompany me to the bureau, where
<br />we'll make out his bill for duty. Come.
<br />It is at the other end of the dock."
<br />"Never!" said the American. "You
<br />have no right to charge me duty. I
<br />didn't bring it in. I'll see my consul
<br />right away, and he'll send a big fleet
<br />and bombard this blooming town."
<br />"Softly," said the officer. "You'll pay
<br />,duty, all right. There are fifteen wit-
<br />nesses to prove that that candy of
<br />yours was consumed on German soil."
<br />The dtity was paid, and the consul
<br />has not ea -.Vet been consulted. -Phila-
<br />delphia Ledger.
<br />Ancient Enamels.
<br />It Is certain that glazes having the
<br />composition of good enamels were
<br />manufactured at a very early date.
<br />Excellent glazes are still preserved, and
<br />some of the bricks which have been
<br />found among the ruins of Babylon
<br />have been ascribed to the seventh or
<br />eighth century B. C. The glaze on the
<br />Babylonian bricks was found upon ex-
<br />amination to have a base of soda glass,
<br />or silicate of sodium. Glazes of a simi-
<br />lar character were also manufactured
<br />by the Egyptians as truly as the sixth
<br />dynasty. There can be little doubt thet
<br />the Greeks and Etruscans were also
<br />acquainted with the art of enameling.
<br />-New York American.
<br />The Living Present.
<br />He that hath so many causes of joy,
<br />and so great, is very much in love with
<br />sorrow and peevishness who loses all
<br />these pleasures and chooses to sit '
<br />down upon his little handful of thorns.
<br />Enjoy the blessings of this day if God
<br />suds them, and the evils of it bear
<br />patiently and sweetly, for this day only
<br />is ours. We are dead to yesterday,
<br />and we are not yet born to the morrow.
<br />But if we look abroad and bring into
<br />one day's thoughts the evil of many,
<br />certain and uncertain, what will be
<br />and what will never be, our load will
<br />be as intolerable as it is unreasonable.
<br />--Jeremy Taylor.
<br />Fountain Pens.
<br />It Is a popular fallacy that fountain
<br />P101 ars quite a modern invention. As
<br />a matter of fact, an old work of ref-
<br />erence published in 1795 contains an il-
<br />lustration of a fountain pen the ap.
<br />pearance of which is very much like
<br />those sold at the present time. lts
<br />construction, however, was somewhat
<br />elaborate and clumsy, the pen consist-
<br />ing of various pieces of metal which
<br />bad to be *crewed and unscrewed be-
<br />fore the pen could be used.
<br />The Sign of Wedlock.
<br />She -What la the proper formula for
<br />a wedding announcement? lie -I know
<br />what is ought to be. She -What? lie -
<br />"Be it known by these presents." -Bal -
<br />anon American.
<br />Don't imagine you are a good con-
<br />versationalist just because you talk •
<br />good &al. -Atchison Globe.
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