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A Girl In <br />Politics. <br />By LESTER GREY. <br />Copyrighted, 1908, by the Associated <br />Literary Press. <br />If the Hon. Tom Paxton had been <br />making out a schedule of his personal <br />property a portion of it would have <br />read as follows: <br />"Sole owner and proprietor of the <br />Steenth congressional district. <br />"Sole owner of one spinster sister. <br />"Sole owner of one charming daugh- <br />ter." <br />The honorable Tom\hecured posses- <br />sion of the Steenth district during a <br />brain storm of reform, and he imme- <br />diately started in to make it a life job. <br />At the rate of this record be was serv- <br />ing the last weeks of his fourth term <br />and laying his wires for a fifth. He <br />was keeping an eye on the interests of <br />the country and neglecting few oppor- <br />tunities to advance "the cause," when <br />he received a letter that started him <br />off for home. He arrived there to face <br />his sister and daughter and demand to <br />know what it was all about. <br />Fate may have nothing to do with a <br />kettle of hot soft soap boiling over and <br />blistering the feet of a farmer's wife, <br />but everybody knows that it has all to <br />do with love. If Arthur Clayton hadn't <br />graduated in law and been in Lexing- <br />ton one day to see what the chances <br />were of hanging out his shingle, and <br />if Jennie Paxton hadn't been acting as <br />chauffeur of her own auto, the young <br />man and the auto would not have col- <br />lided on the street <br />He was taken to a hotel to get the <br />better of the shock and the cuts and <br />bruises, and the conscience stricken <br />girl sent him flowers and messages of <br />regret. Had she bad the business in- <br />stincts of her father she would have <br />sent him a five dollar bill instead and <br />told him to sue for the balance. The <br />tpinster aunt saw romance, admiration <br />and love mixed up with the accident, <br />and after the victim was able to limp <br />out and had made a call she wrote to <br />her brother that the danger signal was <br />out. This letter brought him home as <br />he was in the midst of a nice little <br />deal, -the particulars of which would <br />never find their way in the Congres- <br />sional Record. <br />The honorable Thomas came home to <br />smash things. He was no orator. He <br />had never yet even moved that the <br />house do now adjourn. He did fairly <br />well, though, on this his maiden ef- <br />fort. He said he would be hanged and <br />be durned and be blowed if he would <br />have it so. He would burst the as- <br />pirations of that gander shanked law- <br />yer in a day. He would lock his <br />daughter down cellar or upstairs, and <br />if she dug her way out with an old <br />case knife and married Clayton she and <br />her thirteen wailing children might <br />freeze and thaw and starve for all <br />of him. Then he wound up his ora- <br />tory with: <br />"Drop it! Drop it right now! There's <br />nothing in love, but there's a beap in <br />politics. I've brought home a gripful <br />of my private papers, and I want you <br />to overhaul and classify them. A pol- <br />itician's daughter should know some- <br />thing about politics." <br />Jennie was silenced, and therefore <br />the father took it that she was con- <br />vinced and cowed. The honorable Tom <br />was deceived. He knew men, but he <br />didn't know girls. If he had, he would <br />have realized that they are the most <br />dangerous when they cease to argue <br />and protest. Not that his daughter <br />could have told him, had she been ever <br />so frank, that she was really in love <br />with the briefless young lawyer who <br />had been knocked into the gutter by <br />her auto, but she might have hinted <br />that fate bad a great deal to do with <br />such things and that she should abide <br />by fate. <br />Having smashed things to his own <br />satisfaction, the sole owner of the <br />Steenth congressional district went <br />back to the capital and his deals, <br />while bis- daughter sat down in the <br />library to overhaul the papers, and <br />things ran on peacefully. Not that <br />there were no more meetings, but the <br />spinster aunt did not know of them; <br />not that romance and fate fell down, <br />but Jennie did not do any talking In <br />her sleep and played the artful dodger <br />when leading questions were asked. <br />The honorable Tom had packed up the <br />papers in a hurry and had put in what- <br />ever came to hand first, and some of <br />them made very interesting reading. <br />The day after the last one had been <br />read and classified under the head of <br />Danger! Look out for the l000mo- <br />tive!" the young lady and the young <br />man went for a ride in the vehicle that <br />had played fate with him. <br />At a proper moment be asked a <br />question that greatly concerned the <br />future of both, and at another proper <br />moment she blushed and said '.'yes" <br />Then she proceeded to tell him that her <br />father would see her in her grave be- <br />fore consenting to the match, and she <br />held up such a vision of paternal <br />wrath and obduracy that he dropped <br />back from the seventh heaven to the <br />first Then he was taken into partner- <br />ship as a conspirator and lifted back <br />again, and there was mach rejoicing <br />during the remainder of the ride. <br />A few days later the honorable Tom <br />arrived home to tinker up his political <br />fences and lay his ear to the ground. <br />He had about concluded to bestow the <br />hand of bis daughter on a member of <br />the house who was serving his first <br />term and stealing government lands in <br />the west at the rate of 5,000 acres a <br />week. He was no monopolist and was <br />willing to help the honorable Tom to <br />go and do likewise. <br />"Oh, daddy, but you'll be surprised <br />neap' annou a cne deetonure ddaughter <br />after receiving the fatherly kiss. "I <br />haven't been studying three months <br />yet, and still I know almost as much <br />as you do about them." <br />The father granted his approbation <br />and geld he would see her in the libra- <br />ry that evening. When the hour ar- <br />rived he suddenly remembered the <br />event of three months previous, and in <br />a benevolent and jocular manner be <br />asked what bad became'of the milksop <br />of a lawyer that had been hanging NEW RAILWAY SPIKE. <br />around after her when he was home <br />leaf. j Designed to Prevent 8pike Jarring <br />"You mean Mr. Clayton," she replied. ; Loose From Tie. <br />"It was about him- that I wanted to A recent Invention provides an im- <br />speak to you. He will be here tomor- proved railway spike so designed as <br />row night to ask your consent to our to make it impossible to jar the spike <br />marriage. loose, no matter whether the rails are <br />"The devil he well" I closely mated or not. The main body <br />"We dearly love each other, and I'm of the spike is of the same dimensions <br />sure you will consent. He comes of a as an ordinary spike, except that the <br />fine family and is going to work bard head has a somewhat greater eleva- <br />and do his best to get to the top." non. The spike 1s formed with a tang, <br />"Drop it!" said the honorable, with a which projects laterally and is se <br />wave of his hand. cured to the tie to serve as a brace <br />"But you won't be so cruel, daddy. I and hold the head against the base <br />have been engaged to him for almost flange of the rall. <br />three weeks now, and It will break my A view of the spike and the method <br />heart it you oppose me." of its application are shown in the ae. <br />"Cut it out. I thought you wanted to companying engraving. The tang I. <br />talk politics with me." I indicated at A and is connected at one <br />"So I did, daddy, dear. I have looked end with the spike proper (B), while <br />over and classified all those papers and near the other end it 1s formed with a <br />learned all about politics. I think I short spur (0). Beyond the spur the <br />could run a campaign now with Mr. tang terminates in an eye (D), whlle <br />Clayton's assistance. You must know the opposite end of the tang terminate♦, <br />he is quite an orator. You have probe- fn a head (E). In applying the spike <br />bly heard that Mr. Fillington is going the main body (B) is first driven into <br />to be your opponent this time, and Mr. the tie, so that the head <br />Clayton may take the stump for him?" (E) will off` <br />The honorable Tom hang the flange of the rail, Then the <br />grunted. Mr. spur (C) is driven Pato the tie, and a <br />Fillington was a strong man. <br />"You know, daddy," continued the <br />daughter, "those letters from the two <br />railroads asking you to use your influ- <br />ence to kill certain bills would be am- <br />munition if they fell into the hands of <br />the enemy. And you seem to have <br />done something for a certain trust for <br />which they write you that you will <br />find stock inclosed, and you appear to <br />have acquired 60,000 acres of govern- <br />ment land In a rather mysterious man- <br />ner. There's a letter about it calling <br />It the land 'whack.' Is 'whack' some- <br />thing like 'addition, division and si- <br />lence?'" <br />The honorable Tom hitched uneasily <br />on his chair and grunted some more. nail or spike is driven through the eye <br />"Then I found shares in three or of the tang into the wood. With the <br />four corporations, an agreement about spike thus firmly braced, It is next to <br />a mine, a copy of a letter from you impossible to pry it up by any jarring <br />stating that a certain bill would be of the rail. <br />killed in committee and various other That this is so Is made apparent by <br />interesting things. I couldn't sleep the positions (shown by outlined spike <br />nights if I thought that Mr. Fillington in the engraving) which the spike would <br />might get Loki of this evidence of your have to assume when pried out of the <br />loyalty to your party and country." wood by a force applied to the bead <br />"Humph!" grunted the honorable (E). It will be clear from the out- <br />Tom as several flies that had been lined spike that the body (B) must tear <br />buzzing around the room suddenly lit its way through the tie and not mere - <br />on him. ly be withdrawn in the axial direction, <br />"And one thiug more, daddy. This as in the ordinary spike. In other <br />is in strict confidence. The editor of words, the spike becomes a lever, with <br />the Argus is on the snoop. He says its fulcrum at C and D. If the head <br />you are with the coal roads and down (E) were lifted the lower end of the <br />on all investigations and that you've body would have to tear an arcuate <br />made a million dollars in your four Path through the wood. The inventor <br />terms. You see, daddy, if he should of this Improved railway spike is Dr. <br />get hold"— Thomas W. Carey, Jr., Canal street, <br />"What do yer want?" interrupted the New Orleans. <br />father as be brushed at the flies. <br />"Why, we want your consent. I THE USEFUL TUPELO. <br />think that will keep Mr. Clayton off <br />the stump. I think it will." FormerlyDespised Tree Produces <br />"What else?" Valuable Timber, <br />"And then I think you might draw The latest discoveries of valuable <br />me a check for at least $5,000. It was <br />qualities in a formerly neglected spe <br />worth that to learn the game of poli- <br />tics." cies of tree resulted after an investt <br />"Darned if I don't!"' replied the hon• gation of the tupelo gum, which finds <br />orable as be drew his check book to- its home in the southern swamps, To- <br />ward him. He owned the Steenth con- pelo two years ago was litre known <br />gressional district, but he knew when and seldom used even in the part of <br />he was a licked man. the country where it is most plentiful. <br />"And about politics?" asked Jennie In the cutting of cypress in the gulf <br />when she bad received her check. states, where tupelo is found in large <br />"Shall I study them any more?" quantities, the trees were disregarded. <br />"Guff! I used to think that if it was found that the prejudice then <br />question of woman's tights came f the existing against the wood was caused <br />n <br />the house I'd vote in the atiimative, by a lack of knowledge of its proper <br />but now I'll be hanged If I do!" ties and lack of care In handling the <br />material. The Investigations carried <br />And then he smiled grimly and put <br />on his hat and went out to make all on by the United States forest service <br />necessary arrangements to bury the have proved the value of the wood for <br />ambitious Mr. Fillington so deep that a number of uses. The result of these <br />the seventh generation of American studies largely removed the prejudices <br />patriots couldn't find his political skel- against this gum, and In a short time <br />eton. the demand for tupelo rapidly in- <br />creased. <br />A Wayside Wedding, The wood is now widely used not <br />"One Sunday afternoon," says Elder only In the states where it grows, but <br />J. W. Cook in his book, "Forty-five also In distant parts of the country, in <br />Years a Minister," "as I was traveling the manufacture of wooden pumps, <br />along the road I chanced to meet a sounding boards for violins and organs, <br />young couple who were carrying a mantels a"d interior finishing, such as <br />bucket of provender to the hogs. molding, door and window frames and <br />"I knew they had been neighbors door jambs. It is also manufactured <br />and sweethearts for years, and as I into all kinds of lumber, including a <br />came up I could see that be was urging good grade of edge grain flooring. To - <br />her to do something which she bash- pelo gum In the form of flooring was <br />fully opposed. recently found competing successfully <br />"When I reached them, however, she with Douglas fir In the Los Angeles <br />appeared to have been won over, for market, even though bearing a freight <br />they dropped their pall, and the young rate of 85 cents a hundredweight from <br />man said: its source of production in Louisiana, <br />"'Sallie's just said yes, parson. <br />How'd it do to jine us right where Machine to Reveal Human Emotion& <br />we're at?" Wonders, or supposed wonders, nev- <br />"I suggested perhaps we'd better go er cease. The latest is a machine called <br />into the house, but he seemed to be the "phiethysmograth" and tells wheth- <br />afraid she would change her mind. So er or not you are worried, frightened. <br />I called a passing horseman—a strap- angry or happy by recording the vary- <br />ger—to act as witness. ing effects of thoughts and emotions <br />"The bride and the bridegroom upon the circulation of the blood. It <br />wiped their hands on their clothes and consists of a sort of sleeve into which <br />stood up there, with a field full of the arm is Inserted. Any shrinkage or <br />hogs for a background and a wayfarer dilation of the blood vessel is shown <br />whom nobody knew as a witness, and by the rising or failing of a column of <br />were married as safely as in a house water in a glass tube connected to the <br />of wealth. sleeve. The supposition Is that not <br />"The young man said, 'Thank you,' only the pulse beat, but the fullness of <br />and kissed his bride. They picked up the blood vessels, varies with the differ. <br />their bucket and resumed their errand. ent emotional states and that this ma - <br />"It just happened the girl had been chine tells just which emotion is upper - <br />over on a neighborly visit to the young most, no matter how successfully tbe <br />man's folks, and by reason of my ap- patient hides his or ber thoughts, <br />pearance at the critical moment the <br />boy was able to sweep away her scru- <br />ples. <br />"You see," the elder adds, with hu- <br />morous appreciation, "In those days <br />preachers were so scarce in the back <br />settlements that whenever one ap- <br />peared in a community they always <br />expected him to do something." <br />IMPROVED RAILWAY SPIEL <br />A Unique Library. <br />There exists in France a private 11- <br />brary of quite a unique character, be- <br />ing composed solely of 600 wooden <br />books. The collection has been made <br />from the wood of different trees grow- <br />ing in the park attachedito the chat- <br />teaa of Wilhelmghoehe. At the back of <br />each book Is a tablet in red morocco <br />indicating the name of the tree from <br />which the volume has been made, and <br />the two covers are lightly polished. <br />Inside the book the complete natural I Tender Hearted. <br />history of the tree is detailed.deMrs. Muggins—My husband is too <br />collection, which is at Cassel !minden tender hearted to whip the children. <br />120 species and 445 varieties, Mrs. Bugglns—Humphl My husband <br />is so tender hearted that he can't even <br />Occasions' of. adversity best discover beat the carpet! <br />how great virtue or strength each one <br />hath, for occasions do not make a man : Where envying is, there is confusion <br />trail, but show what be li i and every evil work.—New Testament. <br />The Boent of Flowers. - <br />Blanchon, the naturalist, says that <br />meet floral perfumes are in reality ex- <br />citants, which stimulate and then pro- <br />voke a reaction—that Is, a weakness <br />equal to the quantity of power em- <br />ployed at the moment of excitation. <br />Perfumes, in fact, act as alcohol acts. <br />Their chief virtue is their antiseptic <br />quality. The bacilli of typhoid has <br />been killed in from twelve to eighty <br />minutes by different essences. Scent <br />giving flowers are not, as is often stat- <br />ed, bad In sickrooms, But they should <br />be chosen in view of their effects on <br />the nervous system or of their anti- <br />septic qualities. Growing flowers are <br />the best. Flowers with delicate per - <br />fomes act faS'orably on the nervous <br />system. <br />AIR AS MAN'S SERVANT. I sharpshooters of the Revolution. <br />As soon as a pioneer boy was big Novelty In Cement Wall. <br />Part That Pneumatics Play 1n the enough to level a rifle he was given There is a wall of cement in Los An - <br />World'. Activities powder and ball to shoot squirrels. teles which shores up one side of a <br />Air under pressure finds one of ids After a little practice he was required building lot that has an artistic value <br />never intended b <br />y the builder. He <br />chlefest missions In connection with to bring lu as many squirrels as he <br />the swift speeding elevators that have bad received charges under penalty of had moved his bags of cement on to <br />e ground to be ready for work and <br />become scarcely second in importance n severe lecture or even of having his was then called away on some other <br />to the huge structures in which they et "tanned. At the ago of twelve <br />., boy became a fort soldier, two. In the meaD <br />act as carriers. In fact, without the I with lob fora day or <br />I loophole assigned him from which to time one of the very infrequent rains <br />" <br />lifts, such as are now In evidence, fight when the settlers rallied against came on, and each sack turned Into 'Esso a Rearm eases <br />the skyscraper could not have been an Indian foray, Growing older, be stone under the action of the waters stook R.mna t' <br />considered I became a hunter of deer, elk, buffalo and the fabric of the sacks themselves WESTERN CANADA <br />In the great machine shops and was absorbed Into the cement so that <br />foundries pneumatics longand bear, skilled in trailing and to <br />ago demonutilizing !t was impossible to remove it CODBe Some of the choicest lands for grain growing <br />strated that without the compressed long marches ethroughbtrackless enduring q°CnUy each sack was wrought into etrlccs ofock t S..ttachewao ixed tarming In end Albertaenew bavcdre <br />service progress would be interfered the wall as !f It bad been a bowlder on cantly been Opened for Settlement under the <br />with very much. The immense craned tain forests. At night be was content the line of an old stone wall. Theyp <br />that move overhead are ro lied to curl up in n single blanket beside a were then chinked and bound together Entry ma IIo be mado d Roxy (oo i�Aa <br />through this agency. The pressing of small fine and sleep under the roof of Entry may now be made by proxy (ot certain <br />g p P g heaven. If It rained, Inn n few minutes thehw weather disposednofathe a time conditiThousands <br />the homesteads <br />of160acres achare <br />a button seta in motion the tattler, he built him a lodge of bark or boughs <br />brother or mater of as intending homesteader, <br />which is connected by a tube. Noisti gunny t h s now <br />of homesteads 160 acres each are <br />With n0 implement but his one with , but left the blocks marked thus now cnatty available in these great grain - <br />tomahawk. <br />and absolutely without danger pound with the Impress of the weave. The growl <br />should a break occur, the compressed tomahawk' Incessant war with the Png. stock -raising and mixed farming sec - <br />Indians taught him to be his own gen- result is a highly ornamental cement lions. <br />agency does the work that man could wall, resembling at a little distance a There you will end healthful climate, rood <br />not ace does sh of himself. oral, to be ever on the alert, to keep wall of some woven material. for your <br />churches for family worship, schools <br />Where great building operations are his bead and shoot straight under tire. for your ahner.a, rood laws, splendid crops, <br />the question borate find In compressed Pitted against an enemy who gave no and railroads convenient to market. <br />t t e n Entry fee in each case is 810.00. For pamphlet, <br />air a factor fora Jeration. The gen quarter, but tortured the living and hal the Kidneys Ho.`tBeaweet"particnlarautorateru:erative force beat of the tube is al scalped the dad, Ile became himself n besttimeto¢oabdwhento arlocate,apa:ya <br />ways ready, provided the respectivestanch tighter who never surrendered. <br />Iso FARMFREEAcre S <br />Canada <br />•� ter-•.� <br />r^ir.' k 2' iii,•- _ - <br />r -•e <br />�7C <br />power is attending to iia duty. The wilderness bred men of iron. <br />Probably few industries employ the <br />compressed air power more extensively The Churchyard Yew's Secret. <br />than do the great ehg plants fpbuildinWhy, are yew trees found in ceme- <br />tn this conn ferias only :'" said a forester. "Why, <br />try. Hammers, drills, riv- all over the world—easing here, where <br />eters, the various tools that are used they don't exist --tin <br />in the construction of a vessel, find you find in came? <br />compressed air a wonderful help, on Atentiquaries <br />great yews oft attach some <br />which reliance can always be placed AntlqunrJes have trioti to attach some <br />in is re When comeslwto panting ed druidic significance to the matter. Yews <br />theabuts the men at work find theft grow in churchyards and nowhere else; <br />labor facilitated greatly through the thence they were sacred to the dead In <br />pneumatic brushes that virtually spray erroneousre time of the plDant <br />the, and your was as <br />sides of the ship with the fluid nto plant theme a . 1 <br />coloring, Large surfaces eve den at to plant tombstones there. i <br />ry-where have exploded that Superstition. On a <br />when needing a coat of paint are cos, walking tour of England one Rummer i <br />ered much more quickly in this man. asked every farmer I fret why he had <br />ter than where the hand and brush no <br />are charged with the undertaking. yws on his piece. The answer <br />w <br />The sand blasts at the navywas always the same; 'Do you think <br />yard, want ttolose se my cattle'?' or 'Had one, <br />have for some time demonstrated that but cut it down. The beaatley got at it, <br />compressed air yields much better re- and yew leaves Is poison to the beast <br />sults than any other method for the les., Yes, that is the 'tome of the <br />similar purpose. • The machinery in churchyard yew. It grows only It <br />thla Service is quite interesting, and cemeteries because the farwera have <br />the blast at work reminds one of a fire destroyed it everywhere else, Its leaves <br />engine playing a stream of water.— being injurious to live stock,"—New <br />Chicago Tribune. Orleans Times-Dennocrat- <br />TESTING LOCOMOTIVES. Washington and . Dog, <br />While the British occupied 1Philadel- <br />How a New Engine le Broken In For phla and the American force lay in <br />Its Destined Work. winter quarters et Valley Forge, one <br />A new locomotive engine undergoes day as Washington and Witt staff were <br />a thorough test before it is sent out on dining a fine hunting deg which was <br />the road to take its share of work. evidently lost ramet to ee ek eomething <br />When a new engine is taken into a to eat. On its collar was the name, <br />shop it is turned over to a mechanic "General Howe," Washington ordered <br />whose duty it Is to fit It up and make that the dog should be fed, and then he <br />W connections and adjustments of the sent It to Pa letter)lpbla resoling: a flag of <br />interior mechanism, says Scientific truce, with a "General <br />Americas. Thia completed, the engine Washington's himself <br />melats to General <br />is turned over to a fireman, who steams Howe. Ile does es himself the pleasure <br />1t up and blows it off in order to re to return to him a dog which acct. <br />move any grease that may have accu dentally fell into hes bands and by the <br />ululated In the boiler or such foreign inscription on the collar mega ars to be - <br />substances as might cause a boiler t0 long to General Flown" The British <br />"foam" while in service. The engine commander in reply sent a cordial let - <br />Is then turned over to an engineer, ter conveying his warm thanks for title <br />whose duty it is to break it in. The act of courtesy of his enemy. <br />engine is steamed up again and if it <br />will run Is taken for a little try -out A Judge's Poetical Request, <br />about the yard. In "Memoir. of Famous Trials," by <br />If all goes well and there is no heat- Rev. E. V. Burnaby, lel an amusing <br />Ing fn the journals or brasses, the en- story about the late Lord Bowen, "n <br />gine is worked for a few hours, and brilliant, Intellectual and eleyer judge." <br />then the steam is again blown off. It His lordship scanted a lift to the lord <br />is next sent out on a long distance trip chancellor's breakfast in 1533 and ad - <br />at a speed varying from one to twenty dressed the following request to bus <br />miles an hour and drawing about half old friend, Mr. Justlre Mathew: <br />its full load. My Dear J. C.—will you be free to car - <br />Heating is one of the principal Ms- ry me, beside of thee, In your buggoo to <br />eases Of an en Selborno's tea, if breakfast he intends for <br />Lure the engineerlooksto is <br />than huwendred on and andveiiglt eighty-three er next A. D , for Lady <br />anything else. The mechanical sense 8.' from Cornwall G„ will absent be and <br />of the experienced engineer !8 so devel- say a that she would rather ace her hus- <br />band be D dash D than tend to London <br />oped that be can detect the least de- her bugged for such a melancholy spree <br />feet about his engine, as Belborne's toast and Settortte'e tea? <br />An Automobile Sleigh. <br />An engineer of Augsburg, Germany, <br />named Holzbauer has constructed an <br />automobile sleigh which under favora- <br />ble circumstances of roads and wind <br />attained a speed of thirty-five miles <br />STEEL sLYIOa WITH AERIAL SCREW. <br />an hour. Tbe vehicle is built almost <br />entirely of light metal and for power <br />has a two and a quarter horsepower <br />gas engine of the usual type. <br />The propelling medium consists of a <br />four bladed aerial screw made of alu- <br />minium, the blades being tipped with <br />steel bands, and an Archimedes screw <br />which helps out on hill climbing. The <br />aerial blades are made spoon shaped <br />"the better to seise the air," as the In- <br />ventor says. Steering Is accomplished <br />by guiding the forward runners with <br />an ordinary steering wheel and gear. <br />The machine is adapted to operate on <br />roads which are in pretty fair condi- Tsutful• <br />tion.—Popular Mechanics. Charming Hostess (to dyspeptic guest <br />who has been refusing dlsb after dish) <br />Madrid and Its Climate. —1 am so distressed. You've bad no <br />Along the Mediterranean shore Spain dinner at all. Guest—Thank you, but <br />presents a narrow ribbon of fertile, I have to be very particular about my <br />delightful country. The region is often food.—Punch. <br />called "the garden of Spain." <br />It is a great contrast to pass from A Fao• mad an Offense. <br />than tropical shores to the wind swept Captain—If 1 Lee your face in my <br />plains of interior Spain. The level house again I shall slap it Noble For. <br />country inclosed by the Guadarrama elgner—Ah, but it ees a punishable of - <br />and the Cantabrian mountains forms tense! Captain—Of course it is. That <br />in the west an extensive wheat grow- is why I want to slap It—Judge. <br />Ing region. Toward the east as the <br />rainfall decreases pasturage encroaches Male firmness is very often obsti- <br />upon arable culture, In New Castile, necy. Women have always something <br />on the south of the Guadarrama and in better, worth all qualities. They have <br />about the center of Spain, the political tact.—Lord Beaconsfleld, <br />capital has been placed. The level coup—Domestic Amenities <br />try in which It has been dropped, es gnlcker—I've waited an hour for you <br />if by agcident, is for the most part a to get your hat on straight Mrs. <br />waterless plain, swept in winter by the Acker—Weil, I've waited longer than <br />piercing winds from the naked mono- that for you to <br />tains of the north, sweltering In sum- get your feet on <br />straight—New York Bun. <br />mer under the effect of the sun's raysen <br />Due rock and soft Decision of ebaracter is one bright <br />The climate of Madrid has been <br />tersely described by its inhabitants as golden apple which every young per- <br />"thine months of winter and nine of I <br />GOD should strive in the beginning to <br />ludas." pluck from the tree of life. <br />The Sneezing Prayer. <br />The custom of following a sneeze with <br />a prayer goes so tar back into the past <br />1t Is next to impossible to say when <br />it actually began. According to$trada, <br />the custom originated among the As- <br />syrians, who, through an opinion of <br />the danger that attended it, after the <br />act of sneezing made a short prayer <br />to the gods. The Romans after sneez- <br />ing cried out, "Jupiter, help mei" Tbe <br />custom is mentioned by Homer, the <br />early Jewish writers and others and is <br />found among many savage tribes. <br />The Original New Zealanders, <br />The original New Zealanders were <br />known as the moat ferocious cannibals <br />and the most warlike savages. They <br />were big, gaunt fellow®, of immense <br />muscular force and great sagacity. <br />These savage New Zealanders, though <br />they ate their enemies. Interred their <br />own dead, and they believed ebnt the <br />third day after burial the heart sepa- <br />rated Itself from the corpse and w -aa <br />carried to the ciouds by an attendant <br />splrit <br />- <br />The Ills We Are Heir To, <br />There ate three modes of bearing the <br />ills of life—namely, by indifference, <br />which Is the most common; by philos• <br />ophy, which is the moat ostentallous. <br />and by religion, which Is the moat ef <br />fectual.—New York Press. <br />Their Unceasing Work Keeps Us Strong <br />and Healthy. <br />All the blood in the body passes through <br />the kidneys once every three minutes <br />The kidneys filter the blood. They work <br />night and day. When healthy they re- <br />move about flue hundred grains of im- <br />pure matter daily, when unhealthy, some <br />part of this impure matter Is left in the <br />blood. This brings on many diseases <br />and symptoms, pain in the back, head- <br />ache. nervousness, hot, dry skin, rheuma• <br />!ism, gout, gravel, disorders of the eye- <br />sight and hearing. dizziness. irregular <br />heart, debility. drowsiness dropsy. <br />deposits in the urine, etc. But if you <br />keep the Oilers right you will have no <br />trouble with your kidney's. <br />IVi1Ham Nolan, west Sixth Street, near <br />Vermillion, Hastings, Minn.. setys, "For <br />over thirty years I have been troubled <br />with a very lame back. When doing any <br />work that required stooping a sharp <br />shooting pain would seize me in the small <br />of my back. and I would be unable to do <br />anything for several dal'.. It seemed its <br />if 1 tried even' known remedy for the <br />complaint, but nothing seemed to give <br />me any relief until Doan's Kidney Pills <br />were brought to my attention and i pro- <br />cured a box at F. W. Finch's drug store. <br />They not only made my back' well and <br />strong, but also banished the difficulty <br />with the kidneys which bad been giving <br />me great en noyance of hoe years. 1 know <br />Doan's Kidney Pills to be a first clean <br />medicine, and I am sure that any one <br />using them bare a good word to say fur <br />them." <br />For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. <br />Foster -Milburn Co.. Boleti°. N. 1'.. <br />sole agents for the United Statee9. <br />Remember the name—Doao's—and take <br />no other. <br />Latta Curtails <br />or Draperies <br />Made like new by our special pro- <br />ceas. Why throw away a pretty <br />pair of lace curtains or portiere, <br />just because they have become <br />soiled, when we can clean them <br />ata small cost, and return to you <br />almost as good as new' <br />Information Maid free. Return <br />empress paid ea ales W tor mere <br />Gross Bro <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />.4 <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—as. In <br />probate court. <br />In the matter of the estate of Johann <br />ttihter, also known as John Bihner, decedent. <br />The state of Minnesota to Jennie H. Ribber, <br />John L. Bibner, Esladore Bihar, Barbara <br />Frees, Phltom. Noreen, Dennis Bibner. tuella <br />Whiter, Charley Bihber, William Moor. <br />Joseph Bibner, and all Persons interested <br />in the final account and distribution of <br />the estate of said decedent. The represen• <br />native of the above named decedent, havine <br />Sled to this court his final account of the <br />adnitletrstioa of the estate of said decedent <br />together with hi. petition pray lag for the <br />adjustment and allowance of said Sn.l 'moonlit <br />end for distribution of the residue of said estate <br />to the persons thereunto entailed. Therefore <br />you, and each of yen, are hereby cited end <br />required to show cause. If any you have. before <br />this court, at the probate Doerr room In the <br />courthouse, in the city of Hastings, In the <br />county of Dakota., suite of Minnesota. on the <br />7th day of May. 1908 at ten o'clock a. m., <br />Arnoldhs• sold petition nold not be granted. <br />%tItness, the judge of said oourt, and the seal <br />of said court, this 601 day of A pr11.1908. <br />f SzaL•l THOS. P. MORAN, <br />Sw Probate Judge. <br />Cu*RLre P. Hatt, Attorney for Petitioner, <br />Cannon Falls, Minn. <br />H. F. CHANDLER <br />PROPRIETOR <br />14 W. 411.- ST <br />ST, PAUL <br />CENTRALLY <br />LOCATED <br />STEAM NEAT <br />ELECTRIC <br />L1Q $TS <br />FREE MTN <br />I.W. HA,PER <br />KZ`;NTLIC KY <br />WHISKEY <br />t �u!Itlh ""tea <br />E. T. HOLMES <br />SIS Jackson Street, St. Paul, Minn. <br />Canadian Government Aged <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss <br />In probate court. <br />decedent]u the matter of the estate of Frank Rund, <br />The s <br />of Minneota to Caroline <br />ate <br />WilliamtFrank RuudsHarry Emil Ruud, and <br />probateall persons sed in the lw <br />of the will said deoedent.The pend <br />non of Csroli.e Rund being duly filed la this <br />court, representing that Fraok Rund, then <br />a resident of the county of Dakota. state <br />of Minnesota, died on the 93d day of <br />March, 1905, leaving a last will and testa - <br />went, which is presented to this court <br />with said petition, and praying that said <br />instrument be allowed as the last will and testa- <br />ment of said decedent, and that letters <br />testamentary be Issued thereon to said Caroline <br />Rund. Now, therefore, sou, and each of <br />you, are hereby cited and required to show• <br />cause If sny you have. before this court, at the <br />protste court rooms in the courthouse, In }cast - <br />Ines. county of Dakota, state of Minnesota• on <br />bethegr1414.anted, day of May, 1408, et 9:30 o'clock <br />a. tn., why the prayer of said petition should not <br />ti'ltne.e, Thoe. P. Moran, judge of said oourt, <br />■ra <br />tdprl1. th14e 09. seal of sold oourt tbie i4th day of <br />ICuuar these' THOS. P. MORAN, <br />604t" Judge of Probate. <br />ESTATE OF DE('EDENT, <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In <br />probate court. <br />In the matter of the estate of Jacob Mamer, <br />decedent. <br />The stale of Minnesota to Peter Mamer. <br />Josephine (Schweich) Mamer, Mary Schaal, <br />Margaret Beecher, Charles Mamer. John Mamer, <br />tieorge Mamer, J.seph Mamer. Ferdinand <br />Mamer, Jacob Mamer. /ladle Mamer, Mary <br />Mamer, Jennie Mamer, Nicholas Mamer, and <br />all unt end <br />distribution ion oft interested estate le said decee linel dent, The <br />representative of the above named decedent <br />havlag filed In this court bit seal account of <br />ttohtgeeeadrnlnlatratioo of the estateofsaid decedent, <br />ying for the <br />ad)uatttmmener trn d allowah hie nce of saidnfinal account <br />and for distribution of the residue of said estate <br />to the persons thereon* entitled. Therefore• <br />you and each of you are hereby cited sod <br />required to show cause, if any you hare, before <br />this court, at the probate court room in the <br />we:stcuse. In the city of Hastings, in the <br />°en tag of Dakota, state of Minnesota. on the <br />t <br />why said p titioo ay, <br />not be grata d. a tin' <br />"811,,ss, the judge of said court. and the seal <br />of said court, this 16th des of April. 1408. <br />seSEAL] THOS. P. MORAN, <br />9w' Probate Judge. <br />Eaxx,T OTT., esq.. Attorney for Petitioner. <br />('CITATION FOR HEARING ON PE - <br />talon to sell lands. <br />State 4f Mineesota, county of Dakota.—se. In <br />probate court. <br />1n the matter of the application for liceeee <br />sett the real estate of Robin Dar Hastings. <br />Henry Panet Hastings, and Richard Cleveland <br />Hastings, wards. <br />The state of Minnesota to all whom it may oon- <br />cert: <br />On reading sad filing thetitlon of Harriet <br />Day Mansel representativeof�the above named <br />wards. preying that license be to her granted to <br />sell at private sale the real estate belonging to <br />add wands, deecribed In said petition. and It <br />appearing by said petition, to the malefaction of <br />the court. that 1t de necessary for the mainte- <br />nance and education of said wards• and that it <br />would be for the benefit and for the hest Inter <br />eats of Bald wards to sell said real estate. <br />1t 1s therefore ordered that alt persons Inter <br />ested In said estate be cited and required to <br />appear before said probate court on Monday, the <br />4th day of May, a, d. 1409, at ten o'clock In the <br />forenoon, at the courthouse, In tbe city of Hast- <br />1ogs, to said oounty, then and there to show <br />sense, <br />if any there be, why license should not. <br />be granted to said representative to sell said real <br />estate, a000rding to the prayer of said petition, <br />sad that this eiution be served by publication <br />thereof In The Hastings Gazette according to law. <br />Witness the judge of said Court, at Hastings. <br />this 10th day of April, 1908. <br />9 L•1 THOS. F. MORAN. <br />f Probate. <br />tweet., Racuuogyzi. Attorney fr <br />orPPetit loner, <br />St. Paul, Minn. <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—es. In <br />probate court. <br />In the matter of the estate of Susan• <br />Herbst. deoedenl. <br />The state of Minnesota le Emma }carnes, <br />Julia Su.dburg, tier. Herbst. Marla L. Holt, and <br />1pr1 obate to of the wills of sad id decedenhe t. Tancehe The perani <br />tion of L. N. Holt being duly filed in <br />oourt, representing that Susan* Herbst, <br />then a resident of the county of <br />Dakota <br />day 0f .tate March of 19088. 1 aving an lastthe s will <br />and testament, which Ie presented to this Court <br />with said petition and praying that wild in. <br />Weinman be allowed fie the last will and testa. <br />meta of mild deoedent, and that letters <br />tdtameatsry be leaned thereon to said L.N. Holt. <br />Now, therefore, you, and each of you, are hereby <br />cited and required to show cause, 1t any you <br />hare. before this court, at the probate wen <br />rooms In tbe courthouse, In the city of Hastings, <br />county of Dakota, elate or Minnesota, on the <br />811 day of May, 1909, at ten o'clock a, m., <br />whs the prayer of said petition should not be, <br />greeted. <br />N'ltuees, Thos. P. Moran. judge of Bald court, <br />and the seal of said court, this 8th dry of <br />April, 190ti. <br />t'ot'al SEAL l THOS. P MORAN, <br />yw Probate Judge. <br />F.. A. N'ttrroap, Attorney for Petitioner. <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />J <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota. --ss. In <br />pr..Late court. <br />In the matter of the estate of Shepard <br />Judkins, decedent. <br />The state of Minnesota to Mary F Judklos, <br />Abby J. Thompson, Adelaide C. Judkins, <br />and Laura L. Judkina, all persona interest- <br />ed in the ilial a0coubt and distribution of the <br />aline of said deoedent. The reprasentatlre of the <br />above nam.d decedent, baying flied In this <br />meat his final account of the adminietra- <br />tios of the estate of Bald deoedeat, together with <br />his petition gra log tor 'tbe adjustment and <br />allowance of as13 final account sed for die. <br />tribuioa of the residue of said estate to the <br />persoss thereunto entitled. Therefore. you, <br />end each of you, are hereby cited sod required <br />to show cense, It any you have, before this <br />coon at the probate oourt room In the court- <br />house, In the o t of Hastings, 1t the cou0ty of <br />Deka*. state of Minnesota. 00 the 9th day of <br />May, 1908, at ten o'clock a. m., why said <br />petition should not be granted. <br />Witness, the judge of said court, and tbe seal <br />of said 00511, tba.8th day of April, 1906. <br />faa•L.I THOS. P. MORAN, <br />661w Probate Judge. <br />ORDER FOR HEARING. <br />State or Minnesota, eounty of Dakota.—ss. In <br />probate court. <br />Is the matter of the guardianship of Walter H. <br />Perkins, ward, <br />Tbe guardias of the above named ward, viz: <br />Helen E. Coke, bawler made sod Sled is this <br />0051 her dual ao0ouat, together with her petite <br />tion representing that said guaralansblp has <br />termlaated, sod prayity that said account be <br />I <br />examined, adjusted, sod allowed by this court, <br />and that said guardian be discharged <br />It is ordered that said petf'ks be beard and <br />said a000not examined and adjusted by this <br />court. at the probate court room, hi the oourt, <br />astate 0f IllRSSeioi � on tthea166tth musty <br />of May, <br />10011, atertllloblesk a to.. and that this order be <br />sexed by publication thereof. oro, to eacb'week. <br />for three sueoesslye weeks prior to said day of <br />hearttsg. 1a The Hastings Gazette, a weekly <br />Blasnewser tented sad published at Beatings, <br />Dated argil ieth,1851 <br />bantam T103. P. MotAs, <br />:.:. /0'$w Probate Jades, <br />ler Bale by YAVBZIOX O'11». <br />