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A Question of <br />Home Economics. <br />By J. LUDLUM LEE. <br />Copyrighted, 1908, by Associated <br />Literary Press. <br />"My country, right or wrong, but <br />still my country," murmured Eleanor <br />Wright with great satisfaction as she <br />gazed through the open window at the <br />apple trees laden with gorgeous blos- <br />soms. She loved the place and every <br />stick and stone on it It was hers by <br />right of inheritance, and she would <br />leave it for no man. <br />True, her old nurse, Roxanne, had <br />forsaken her to become the bride of <br />Abraham, the head gardener on the <br />adjoining estate, and it seemed as if a <br />landmark had been torn up by the very <br />routs. One must learn to part with <br />landmarks, so Eleanor had promised <br />to go to Roxanna's wedding. <br />She jumped into the little runabout <br />which was waiting for her at the door. <br />No groom attended her, for all the <br />derides on the place had been given <br />a holiday that they, too, might attend <br />the wedding. She drove down the fa- <br />miliar lane to the cabin in the woods, <br />where hundreds of darkies had con- <br />gregated. Only one other white per- <br />son was in sight, a tall, lithe youth <br />astride a roan horse. <br />. Most of the colored men wore white <br />linen suits, immaculately clean, and <br />carried canes of crooked old birch and <br />hickory. The women were arrayed to <br />shame Solomon in all his glory. They <br />drew aside as the two white persons <br />came into their midst Eleanor drove <br />up at the side of the house and de- <br />scended with the aid of many -black <br />hands. The tall youth stayed on his <br />horse and took up a stand near the <br />front door. Arm in arm the bride and <br />groom came from the house, and under <br />the old apple tree at the side of the <br />cabin the most famous colored preach- <br />er in the south made them man and <br />wife. Eleanor shook the groom by the <br />hand and told him to guard well his <br />precious helpmate. She kissed the <br />black face of Roxanne, who had been <br />her constant attendant since babyhood. <br />Then, blinded by tears, she jumped <br />into her little runabout and started <br />for home. <br />Cheers and hallelullahs rang upon <br />the air. Bright bandannas were flung <br />high, and hickory sticks wavered in <br />circles. After twenty years of persist- <br />ent courtship Roxanne and Abraham <br />were married! Eleanor turned to look <br />back at the happy throng, and her <br />horse shied. <br />She was a good little horsewoman <br />and took a firm grip on the reins, but <br />too tate! The horse had the bit in his <br />teeth and was running at terrific speed. <br />The Light wagon rocked from one side <br />of the road to another, Eleanor sway- <br />ing with it. Down the road, past pink <br />orchards and green fields, swaying, <br />swaying—and then black nothing. <br />She opened her eyes to gaze into <br />those of the youth who had attended <br />the wedding. <br />"I'm Dick Ewing, your next door <br />neighbor," he explained as he made <br />her a bit more comfortable by propping <br />her up. "Abraham is our gardener, you <br />know," he continued, "and I saw you <br />at the wedding. You seem to have for- <br />gotten me. How's yotir head, eh?" <br />Eleanor had known Dick Ewing <br />when she was a child. The last time <br />they had met be had called "tomboy" <br />at her as she climbed over the fence <br />which divided the Ewing place from <br />the Wright plantation. Then he had <br />been sent to Germany at the behest of <br />a wealthy uncle. <br />He seemed to divine her thoughts. <br />"I got back the other day—just in <br />time for the wedding," and he laughed <br />an infectious laugh. "But this line of <br />conversation is not getting you home. <br />I don't know just how to do it. I don't <br />suppose there's a sober darky this side <br />of the Mason and Dixon line—all at <br />the wedding drinking Wright cider. <br />Your wagon is smashed. Oh, I say, <br />couldn't you sit my horse, and I'll walk <br />alongside? We're most there, you <br />know" <br />He inspired confidence. Eleanor gath- <br />ered up her torn skirt and with Dick's <br />assistance mounted the horse. On the <br />way home the time was spent in ex- <br />planations. He had much to tell of <br />• student life in Germany. Now a full <br />fledged doctor, he had come home to <br />practice in the south. Her tale was <br />more simple, an uneventful life at <br />home, with Roxanne always guarding <br />her. <br />"I just don't know how I'll ever get <br />along without her. Do yon know, I <br />seldom even put a hairpin in my hair?" <br />said Eleanor, with a helpless, appeal- <br />ing expression that touched Dick's <br />heart as if some tragedy had overtaken <br />her. <br />"Don't you talk. I expect the fa- <br />mous gardens of the Ewing estate can <br />now go to rack and ruin, for Abraham <br />will be home making love instead of <br />wielding the hoe," said Dick in a mas- <br />culine attempt at sympathy. <br />Eleanor was safely deposited on the <br />front porch, with her mother almost <br />hysterical in gratitude to their neigh- <br />bor. <br />"I may come again, please?" he said <br />as he extended his hand to Eleanor. <br />"Provided, of course, that I don't have <br />to take a hand at the garden," he add- <br />ed, with some sarcasm. <br />"Oh, do come over!" cordiale assent- <br />ed Eleanor. "1 shall probably be all <br />pinned op the back and wearing my <br />hair in a pigtail, because without Rox- <br />anna—well, come over and see for your- <br />self." <br />Dick was very busy the next day ow? <br />big to the promotion of the second man <br />as overseer during Abraham's honey- <br />moon. The underservants resented his <br />authority, and Dick was at his wits' <br />end to mollify them, assuring them that <br />Abraham would be back in a few <br />days and peace would once more reign. <br />Mrs. Ewing wept and said it served <br />Dick right He ought not to have al- <br />lowed the gardener to marry. The sec- <br />ond morning things were at a stand- <br />still all over the place. None of the <br />darkies would work at all, and Dick <br />jumped on his horse and rode down to <br />the cabin where the bride and groom <br />were 'jus <br />"When <br />Abraham <br />ure of the <br />"M Istat <br />with Rol <br />work for <br />married"— Abranam signeu. <br />Dick Ewing was a true southerne <br />and would not stoop to ask favors of <br />negro. He wheeled around and half <br />way dowu the laue met Eleanor, sit <br />ting her gray horse as if born to tit <br />saddle. <br />"Good morning!" she sang out mer <br />rily. "I'm ou my way to beg Roxauua <br />to return to her old duties. My hair' <br />in a snarl, my shoes are losing all thei <br />buttons and—well, 1 must have my <br />Roxanne." <br />Dick smiled, not without mance. <br />"Do come along and join me. A <br />man always lends dignity to an attack <br />of this sort," continued Eleanor. And <br />Dick turned his horse's head in the <br />same direction. <br />Roxanne was called to the door, <br />where Abraham had stood a few mo- <br />ments before, and her mistress im- <br />plored her to return. Sbe offered the <br />same excuse that had greeted Dick. <br />"Miss 'Nor, Abraham seems like he <br />thinks I ought to work for his folks, <br />an' when you're married"— <br />Eleanor and Dick wheeled about and <br />rode down the lane at full speed. Con- <br />versation seemed to lag until they <br />reached the spacious porch of the <br />Wright home. <br />"Let's talk the matter over seriously, <br />Eleanor," said Dick. "I may call you <br />Eleanor, mayn't I? And let's us go <br />back to the old time chumminess of <br />childhood." <br />Eleanor looked at the fence where <br />they had parted in anger—but she ac- <br />quiesced. <br />"The other day as I was going to <br />that infernal darky wedding which up- <br />set two erstwhile happy homes I stop- <br />ped under the old apple tree by the <br />turn of the road, and I reached up to <br />gather some blossoms," began Dick. <br />Eleanor leaned forward as if listen- <br />ing to an interesting story. "They <br />were out of my reach, and when I <br />found that I could not get them I felt <br />as if I had lost something which had <br />never really been mine, yet something <br />which I had always coveted subcon- <br />sciously." <br />Eleanor smiled, with a suggestion of <br />a blush. <br />"So it is with something else, Elea- <br />nor," he continued. "You are that <br />something else. All my life I have <br />wanted my little neighbor. As a boy 1 <br />teased you, but I wanted you. As a <br />man I missed you in Germany. I love <br />you, and I must have you. Perhaps I <br />am reaching up too far. Perhaps you <br />are way above me, as the blossoms <br />were." <br />He hesitated as if waiting for an au- <br />swer. Eleanor leaned back in her <br />chair. Her lips twitched. Her eyes <br />danced. <br />"Dick, tell me truly one thing, and I <br />will answer your question." <br />He rose and stood beside her In the <br />golden sunlight. The soft breezes blew <br />a few petals on them both. <br />"Dick Ewing, on your honor, do you <br />want me—just me, Eleanor Wright—or <br />do you want Rosanna and Abraham?" <br />Two hearty young laughs resounded <br />through the air. <br />"Honest Injun, dear, I want just you, <br />and I want you, as they say in the <br />song, 'Because You're You,'" emphat- <br />ically declared Dick as he drew a not <br />unwilling captive within his arms. <br />Eleanor pushed him aside and with <br />mock dignity said: <br />"Come, dear—yes, dear Dick—let's go <br />back to the old cabin and see if Rox- <br />anne and Abraham will come and work <br />for us." <br />IMFt#� Fn <br />%E. I <br />d t <br />88 0 <br />shown <br />tO <br />cut of <br />the r!ane may proceed. Guide blades, <br />r are provided at each side of the plane, <br />a which may be quickly adjusted. Means <br />are also furnished for limiting the <br />projection of these blades in our <br />e hlstratlon the hotly of the plane is <br />shown at A. A receeu is formed in the <br />body to admit the blade or iron, and <br />the side of the body In cut away, form- <br />s Ing an opentng through which shavings <br />r cut by the blade can leave the tool. <br />I Secured to one side of the plane is a <br />guide plate (Ik The latter Is made <br />fast by a pair of screws which pass <br />through slots in the plate and thus per - <br />Many Times Married. <br />There are some very remarkable in- <br />stances of people who have been mar- <br />ried a large number of times, and also <br />of husbands and wives who have lived <br />together to an extraordinary age. St. <br />Jerome mentions a woman who mar- <br />ried her twenty-second husband, who, <br />in his turn, had been married to twen- <br />ty wives. There is an instance re- <br />co:Jed in Bordeaux in 1772 of a man <br />who had been married sixteen times. <br />A woman named Elizabeth Nese, who <br />died in Florence In 1768, had been mar- <br />ried to seven husbands, her last wed- <br />ding taking place when she was seven- <br />ty years of age. 1eumerous cases exist <br />all over the world of people who have <br />been married four, five or six times. <br />In 1788 a couple was living in Essex <br />who had been married eighty-one <br />years, the husband being 107 years old <br />and his wife only four years younger. <br />These cases are also not isolated ones, <br />and it is somewhat remarkable that in. <br />most of such instances when one has <br />died the survivor has djed the next <br />day. <br />Saved the Vase. <br />The little son of an English gentle- <br />man, in mischievously playing with a <br />vase, managed after several attempts <br />to get his hand through the narrow <br />neck and was then unable to extricate <br />It ,For half an hour or more the whole <br />family and one or two friends did <br />their best to withdraw the fist of the <br />young offender, but in vain. It was <br />a very valuable vase, and the father <br />was loath to break it, but the existing <br />state of affairs could not continue for- <br />ever. At length, after a final attempt <br />to draw forth the hand of the victim, <br />the father gave up his efforts in de- <br />spair, but tried a last suggestion. <br />"Open your hand!" he commanded <br />the tearful young captive, "and then <br />draw it forth." <br />"I can't open it, father," declared the <br />boy. <br />"Can't?" demanded his father. <br />"Why?" <br />"I've got my penny in my hand," <br />came the astounding reply. <br />"Why, you young rascal," thundered <br />his father, "drop it at once!" <br />The penny rattled in the bottom of <br />the vase and out came the hand. <br />They Noticed. <br />"Maude was afraid the girls wouldn't <br />notice her engagement ring." <br />"Did they?" <br />"Did they! Six of them recognized <br />tt at once."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. <br />Occupation is the necessary basis of <br />all enjoyment.—Hunt <br />PLANE w ITIf ADJUSTABLE GUIDES. <br />mit of any desired degree of adjust- <br />ment of the plate below the sole of the <br />plane. In the forward end of the tool <br />a block is mounted to slide vertically, <br />and it may be moved to the desired ad- <br />justment by means of a thumbscrew. <br />Adjustably secured to this block by <br />means of screw's are a pair of guide <br />blades (C, <br />The guide blades in operation form <br />parallel grooves or guides exactly with- <br />in and between which the main iron <br />follows and cuts the shavings. The <br />motion of these guide blades is limited <br />by shoulders on the blades and the <br />plane. Directly in front of the guide <br />blades at one side is an auxiliary <br />guide or supplemental sole (D). This <br />is secured to the lower end of a rod <br />(F). A transverse pin (E) formed with <br />a cam groove is adapted to bear <br />against the rod (F) and bold the latter <br />at the desired adjustment A pin (G) <br />engages a second groove in the trans-" <br />verse pin (E) and serves to retain the <br />latter in the tool. The plane is pro- <br />vided with the usual rack and pinion <br />adjustment of the plane iron, and a <br />thumbscrew serves to lock the blade <br />in the set position. The inventor of <br />this plane is Andro Nyland, West Du- <br />luth, Minn. <br />THE MODERN STEAMSHIP. <br />Near Future Will See Little Increase <br />In Size and Speed. <br />The maxinittnt size of ocean going <br />steamships has doubled within the last <br />ten years, and prophecies are frequent-, <br />ly heard of continuous growth, alike to <br />size and speed. says Scientific Amer- <br />ican. It seems probable, however, <br />that in the immediate future there <br />will be little increase in the size or <br />speed of steamships. Speed does not <br />pay, and some regard must 'be paid to <br />the depth of harbor channels and the <br />capacity of drydocks. Before vessels <br />larger than the Lusltanla are design- <br />ed there must be some assurance that <br />they can get in and out of the ports <br />which they are likely to visit. Any <br />demands created by expanding com- <br />merce can easily be met by increasing. <br />the number of vessels to be devoted to <br />it and by increasing the frequency of <br />sailing dates. <br />Every knot of speed added beyond a <br />certain point means a more than pro- <br />portionate expense. And speed is not <br />everything. More than one of the <br />transatlantic lines are noted for the <br />roomy comfort of their steady, slow <br />traveling boats, which neither pitch <br />unduly in rough seas nor transmit a <br />constant vibration from the engines. <br />Figuring Fortis of Lightning. <br />It is not possible to use any instru- <br />ments for the purpose of figuring the <br />forces of lightning, yet there are many <br />other 'ways of calculating familiar to <br />every mathematician. Dr. Steinmetz <br />has figured that the amount of light <br />given by a single lightning flash is <br />enough to illuminate an area two miles <br />square. The bolt Itself would be visi- <br />ble several miles farther off, but the <br />remotest part of the region mentioned <br />would have as much light as would be <br />given by a candle, quite enough to <br />read by. To produce such a light It <br />would be necessary to expend 18,000 <br />horsepower for a second. These figures <br />appear large, but the time is short. <br />The flash might be for only the thou <br />sandtlh p.crt of a second, bnt the im- <br />pression on the eye would continue for <br />a tenth of a second anyway. Figured <br />down to an exact !tour, this amount of <br />force would mean only about four <br />horsepower. <br />Mother s ut Pay. <br />"Mother go :: 1.p E!1:+: " said the new <br />office boy. "She lights the lire and gets <br />my breakfast, w. 1 otto gel here early. <br />Then she gots' father rap. gets his <br />breakfast and sends him off. Then she <br />gives the uth"rc their breakfast and <br />gets 'em ready for Mewl. and then, she <br />and the baby have their breakfast" <br />"What is your pay here?" asked the <br />man, <br />"I get $3 a week, gnd father gets E3 <br />II day." <br />"How muck does your mother get?" <br />"Mother!" be said indignantly. "Why, <br />she don't have to work for anybody." <br />"Oh, I thought you just told me she <br />worked for thewhole family every <br />morning." <br />"Oh, that's for us, but there ain't no <br />money in that."—New York Press. <br />Tire Filler, <br />A preparation particularly suitable for <br />filling pneumatic tires so as to make <br />them puncture proof or for molding is <br />obtained by heating together one <br />pound of glue, one pound of molasses, <br />four fluid ounces of glycerin and one- <br />fourth teaspoonful of tar.—Selentific <br />American, fum star to star."—Atlanta Conatitu- <br />doa <br />FUNCTION OF WATER. <br />Why Liquids Should Be Taken Spar' <br />ingly During Meals, <br />An article in Deutsche Revue consid- <br />ers the functlou of water In the human <br />body. The author points out that wa- <br />ter_tterves both as a solvent for other <br />substances in the body and is itself <br />absorbed into other substances. These <br />are of great importance because there <br />are hundreds of chemical reactions in <br />the body, uone of which is possible <br />without the use of water. It is the <br />only solvent the cheutical laboratory <br />of a human being has for the many <br />purposes of dissolving substances <br />which must be transformed. <br />Water on entering the stomach is <br />probably not at all absorbed there, <br />acting merely as a medium to which <br />the chemical changes take place. If it <br />were absorbed while still In the stom- <br />ach the digestive process could not be <br />properly accomplished In the small in- <br />testines. where It Is needed. but when <br />that process is practically completed in <br />the large intestines the water, having <br />fulfilled its task. Is ready to enter the <br />blood. <br />Even a layman may gather from this <br />how irrational It is to take large quan- <br />titles of fluid. as soups or beverages. <br />during meals, especially in ense of <br />sluggish digestion or enlargement of <br />the stomach, as digestion Is too much <br />retarded if the digestive fluids are tc <br />much diluted. <br />A highly important function of wa- <br />ter finally Is that of regulating the <br />temperature of the body, cooling It by <br />evaporation from lungs and skin. Its <br />power as a thermo regulator maker the <br />npprecintion of water very necessary <br />in the human economy. <br />BIG FRUIT UNLOADER. <br />Electric Apparatus For Removing Ba- <br />nanas From Ship.. <br />At least two-thirds of the ordinary <br />waste accompanying the shiptnent of <br />bananas by water Is prevented by this <br />electric unloading apparatus, says <br />Popular Mechanics. At New Orleans, <br />where the machine Is in use, over <br />7,000,000 bunches of bananas are an- <br />nually unloaded. Formerly thls work <br />was all done by ncgroes who were sta- <br />tioned in the bold at one hatch at a <br />time. They passed the fruit from deck <br />to deck and then to the shore as a <br />bucket brigade posses water from band <br />to hand. <br />With the machine only a few ne- <br />groes are needed, the fruit Is not <br />bruised, and 2,x,00 bunches per hour <br />can be unloaded. The apparatus 1s <br />built upon a platform upheld by ten <br />BANANA UNLOADRR. <br />trucks. From the platform booms rise <br />in the shape of a hinge which opens <br />and shuts. When ready to commence <br />operations, tbe hinge is opened and <br />the, lower joint dropped into the hold. <br />The canvas carrier, which revolves <br />around pivots placed at each end of <br />the steel boom, Is divided by bars of <br />wood into pockets thirty Inches in <br />length and forty-eight inches wide. <br />The fruit is loaded into the pockets at <br />each -deck by Degrees and is swiftly <br />carried up the perpendicular boom and <br />across to the wharf. <br />A lookout tower is stationed on top <br />of the machine, front which one opera- <br />tor eontreis the entire mechanism. The <br />trucks on which the platform is built <br />rest on a track which runs the entire <br />length of the wharf, making it possible <br />to move tbe apparatus from place to <br />place. This is accomplished under Its <br />own power. <br />Stomach Protects Itself. <br />The reason why the stomach and in- <br />teatines do not digest themselves was <br />once thought by Weinland, a German <br />experimenter, to be that they defend <br />themselves by antienzymes, or antifer- <br />ments. Dr, Nandor Klug of Budapest <br />now reports these nntlferments not to <br />be found, but that the tnuclu present <br />in the inner half of the gastric mucous <br />membrane resists the digestive action <br />of the trypsin and the gastric juice. <br />The digestive organs, therefore, protect <br />themselves by the mucin they secrete. <br />Remedy For a Leaking Fountain Pen. <br />If the threads in the rubber connec- <br />tion of a fountain pen are worn a lit- <br />tle the joint will leak enough to soil <br />the fingers. Dry the threads with a <br />blotter and cover thein with melted <br />paraffin. Turn the nozzle into the <br />barrel while the paraffin is still warm <br />and you have an ink tight joint.--Pop- <br />flier Mechanics, <br />His Heaven. <br />"What does you reckon yer'Il like ter <br />do w'en you gots ter Glory?" <br />"Well," said Brother Dickey, "since <br />you put de question ter me, I'll make <br />answer ter tt: Et dey lets me have my <br />way, I'll des lay back on a white cloud <br />an' let de heavenly winds blow me <br />IA National Trait, <br />A traveler returned from Jaffe tells <br />this tale at his own ezpenee. Having <br />Iourneyed to the historical seaport on <br />his way to Jerusalem, he succeeded In <br />blring a conveyance to carry him to <br />the station. By speech and gesture be <br />Informed the native driver that be <br />wished to be carried in a leisurely, <br />sightseeing fashion through as many <br />as possible of the brincipal thorough - <br />tares of Jaffa and to be delivered at <br />the terminal just In time to take the <br />outgoing train. <br />He bad no sooner seated himself in <br />the vehicle, however, than the driver. <br />whipped up his horse and whirled the <br />dismayed traveler at a furious pace <br />through nil the dust and over all the <br />;tones of the notoriously rough streets <br />of Jaffa. The pasaeuger was too busily <br />employed in saving his bones to be <br />able to see anything of the Interesting <br />town. <br />Arriving at the Station, be found that <br />he still bad two hours to wait <br />"Why in the world," he demanded <br />Indignantly, "did you ever burry like <br />that?" <br />"You American," responded the driv- <br />er, with an expressive shrug. "All <br />American like go very much fast"— <br />Youth's Companion. <br />He Was Too Outset. <br />He was the only man at the table <br />full of loi•ely girls, and, like all only <br />men, be was spoiled. So when the <br />belle of the table remarked that she <br />was very fond of pepper and then sift- <br />ed half the contents of the pepper box <br />over her food be sprang an old gag on <br />her. <br />"It won't hurt you. This pepper is <br />halt peas." <br />"What is that you say?" asked the <br />landlady from the next table. "Speak <br />a little louder, please." <br />He reiterated iia remark. <br />"That Isn't true," retorted the land- <br />lady hotly. "I do not nae adulterated <br />goods' on my table." <br />"My dear madam," said the bland <br />joker, "there 'are always a lot of p's in <br />pepper." <br />Thert was an impressive pause. Then <br />tbe landlady said In a crushing voice: <br />"Oh, yes, just as you always furnish <br />part of the dessert." <br />"1 don't understand" <br />"The chestnuts."—London Standard. <br />Did She Keep Har Temper? <br />Mr. Biles is a very hasty tetnpered <br />man, but be is also one who keeps his <br />promises to the very letter. Therefore <br />Mrs. B. has trained trim to believe <br />that second thoughts are best and even <br />In a moment of hie weakness extract- <br />ed from him a promise always to <br />count twenty before he speaks if be <br />feels rage coming upon hits. Last <br />Sunday he rushed into the back draw- <br />ing room spluttering' with fury and <br />red in the face. Mrs. Biles rose and <br />laid a gentle hand on his stammering <br />lips. <br />"M-mary, 1-1—I"— <br />"Hush, dear," Bald the sweet woman. <br />"Count twenty and conquer yourself, <br />and I shall be more proud of you than <br />if you had conquered the world." <br />"Eighteen, nineteen, twenty"— <br />"Now tell me, dear." <br />"It's that new hat of yours that yon <br />paid 6 guineas for, and the new serv- <br />ant's gone out in, and it's raining bard <br />—that's a11."—London Express. <br />Long Sentences. <br />Ruskin, It is said, hart written more <br />sentences of h,urdlnate length than <br />any other classic writer of modern <br />English prose. Frederic Harrison some <br />years ago counted the words In a num- <br />ber of typical sentences, finding that In <br />the earlier books It waif no uncommon <br />thing for Ruskin to run beyond the <br />page before permitting himself and his <br />readers the relief of a full atop. But in <br />every case the sense is clear as day. <br />Wordsworth's poem on the "Charac- <br />ter of the Happy Warrior" is a notable <br />example of sustained connections. <br />Apart from the opening and closing <br />couplets We poem consists of two very <br />long compound sentences almost en- <br />tirely comprised of adjectival clauses. <br />The longer of We two sentences con- <br />tains fifty-seven decasyilablc linea. <br />This Is probably a record in English <br />verse.—Argonaut <br />The Retort Courteous. <br />Street Railway Superintendent —I <br />don't think we can use you any longer. <br />Your cash register doesn't ring often <br />enough. Conductor—I have got rheu- <br />matism and can't reach up to the reg - <br />later cord. Superintendent—All right <br />I think you need a long vacation. Oon- <br />ductor—I am much obliged to you for <br />allowing me to run the car u long u <br />you have. Superintendent—Don't men- <br />tion it. I'm much obliged to you for <br />bringing the car back.Judge. <br />Tempting Fate. <br />"Dost bear that?" asked the fair <br />maid mentioned by the Atlanta Jour - <br />ital. There was a sound of a heavy <br />step. <br />"'Tie father. Fly, sweetheart, Ryr' <br />"You mean flee," corrected the lover. <br />"As you like," said the maid, "but <br />this is no time for entomotoglea) dis- <br />tinctions." <br />ortinctions." <br />Dramatic Note. <br />There's nothing makes a man feel <br />queerer than to have his wife describe <br />a play to him all wrong when he can't <br />correct her because be told her be <br />didn't go to it the night be worked late <br />at the omce.—New York Press. <br />The House Fly Pest. <br />The common house fig bas been the <br />subject of a special lnvestigstion by <br />Robert Newetead of the School of <br />Tropical Medicine, Liverpool, and bis <br />report on their breeding and the best <br />means to check their increase has just <br />been published by the Liverpool health <br />committee. The chief breeding places <br />of the fly have been found to be stable <br />midden, middens containing ferment- <br />ing epeat hops, and ash pits, and It MI <br />suggested that in order to reduce the <br />pests to a minimum these should be <br />emptied every few hours during the <br />summer. An application of the poison <br />parts green 'r of crude atoxyl will be <br />found effective destroyers of Ay lanae. <br />A man never 'b irows the sesiOS of <br />lushes for. the purpose of the <br />1111)0ttcwmings of his nN$M>pe:--Cadosos <br />Work Weakens The <br />Kidneys. <br />Doan'. Dose Kidney Pills gave Great <br />Service for People WboWork <br />in Hastings. <br />Most Hastings people work every day <br />in some strained, unnatural position— <br />bending constantly over a desk --riding on <br />jolting wagons or cars—doing laborious <br />housework; lifting, reaching, or -pulling, <br />or trying the back in a hundred and one <br />other ways. All these strains tend to <br />wear, weaken, and injure the kidneys <br />until they tall behind in their work of <br />filtering the poisons from the blood. <br />Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys, <br />pulnew strll•ngth in bad backs. Hest - <br />Ings cures prove. It. <br />Mrs. John Asplin, corner Sixth and <br />Vermillion Streets, Hastings. Minn., says, <br />"My son is subject to a great deal of <br />jarring and joiting *hen riding ob the <br />train, and had so much work that re- <br />quired stooping that his kidneys became <br />weakened. His back bothered him a <br />great deal, and 1 often heard him com- <br />plain of soreness about his kidney regions. <br />My husband had been troubled Iu this <br />way for years, and during that time he <br />suffered much pain and discomfort. <br />Doan's Kidney Pills were brought to <br />their attention, and were procured at F. <br />W. Finch's drug store. They proved to be <br />tite most strengthening and invigorating <br />medicine they had used. 1 have not <br />heard there complain since using Donu's <br />Kidney Pills, and feel that I can con- <br />scientiously say that they have no fur- <br />ther trouble." <br />For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. <br />Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., <br />sole agents for the United States. <br />Remember the name—Doau's—and take <br />no other. <br />Ko matter from what source they <br />came, if you have a skirt, jacket, <br />a dainty waist, piece of Taco, em- <br />broidery or linen, or some other <br />artiole of value, we can clean it <br />for you, removing the spot or <br />stain entirely. The cost is a mere <br />trifle and you again have the use <br />of the article you thought you <br />could no longer use. <br />tafeematite usual <br />paid s of $3 er-mtore <br />• Gross Bro .!J <br />wili <br />ESTAT <br />E OF DECEDENT. <br />State of Minnesota, oouuty of Dakota,—ss. to <br />probate court. <br />In the matter of the estate of Jacob \lamer. <br />decedent. <br />The elate of Minnesota to Peter Maurer, <br />Josephine (Schweich) Meurer, Mary Scheel, <br />Margaret Bucher, Chane. Mamer. John Mamer, <br />Oeorge Mamer, Joseph Mather, Ferdinand <br />Mamer, Jacob Mamer, Bindle Mamer, Mary <br />Mamer, .ferule Mamer, Nicholas Mamer• nod elf <br />persons interested in the kale of certain lands <br />belonging to said decedent. The petition ef <br />Chariee Mamer, as representative of the above <br />named decedent, being duly flied In dela court, <br />representing that Itis necessary and for tbe best <br />Interest* of said estate and of ell interested <br />therein that certain lands of said decedent <br />described therein be sold, and praying that e <br />Itoenso be to him granted to sell the same. <br />Now, therefore, you, and snob of you, are hereby <br />cited and required to straw cause, if any you <br />have, before this court at the probed/. court <br />room In the courthouse, in the city of Hastings, <br />county of Dakota, state of Minnesota, ea <br />the lith day of June. 1908, at ten o'clock <br />e- m., why the prayer of said petition should <br />not be granted. <br />Witness, the judge of said court, and the emit <br />of mid omen, this 15th day of May, 19(18. <br />(Cover Ssat.) THOS. P. MORAN, <br />34-8w Judge of Probau, Court. <br />Saucer Orris, Attorney for Petitioner. <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In <br />probate court. <br />in the matter ct the estate of David L. Rust, <br />deoedeot. <br />The state of Minnesota to Mary J. Rut, <br />Clarence H. Rust, and all persons interest• <br />ed in the granting of administration of <br />the estate of said decedent: The pt <br />lion of Mary J. Rust having been filed <br />in this court, representing that David L. <br />Rust, then a resident of the county et <br />Dakota, state of Minnesota, died intestate <br />on tbe 19th day of April, 1908, and pray Dig <br />tbst letters of administration of his estete be <br />granted to Edwin S. Fitch, and the court <br />having fixed the time and place for hearing <br />said petition. Therefore, you. and each of you. <br />aro hereby cited and required to show osuse• <br />If any you have, before this *curt et the probate <br />court room 1n the courthouse, In the city of <br />Ratting., in the count' of Dakote, state of <br />Manesota, on the 11th' day of June, 1908. at <br />ten o'clock a. m., why said petition should not <br />be granted. <br />witness the judge of said court. and seal of <br />..)d court. this 15th day of May, 1908. <br />iCouarSkat.j THOS. P. MORAN, <br />843w Probate Judge. <br />H. F. CHANDLER <br />PROPRIO TOR <br />14W. 4TH. ST. <br />ST. PAUL <br />CENTRALLY <br />LOCATED <br />STEAM NEAT <br />ELECTRIC <br />LiGHTS <br />f REe OATH <br />sass. woes <br />ar. <br />A UDITOR'S NOTICE OF HEAR- <br />ING ON PETITION IN DITCH <br />PROCEEDINGS. <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—&s. <br />Is the matter of the petition of Prank A. <br />Simpson and others, for public ditch In the <br />county et Dakota, state of Minnesota, desigoat- <br />ed and numbered as County Ditch No. hue. <br />Nobe* is hereby given that a petition has been <br />Sled in the ()Moe of the county auditor of said <br />county, praying for the construction of a public <br />diteb,dea4gttated and numbered by the county <br />auditor of such county ...County Ditch No. One, <br />n bun. <br />deedntonal bath 01 the • noorthwestnd ficorner of <br />.echos twestybine, iso), township one hundred <br />twelve, (titl),range twenty (y0). then,' running <br />easterlyan boridbeasterly follow lug the line of <br />the old water oourse, running through the fol. <br />Iowingdetieribed lands, to -oft) The northwest <br />quarter and the northeast quarter of section Si; <br />south halt of the southeast quertor of section <br />10: north halt of section tri; northwest quarter <br />of sectio* ea; out half of southwest quarter and <br />the eoetbsaat quarter of section 23: northwest <br />quartet. and northwest quarter of the northeast <br />quarter, ani the northwest quarter of the soutb- <br />west quartet of aeration 24; south half of south- <br />east quarter of section 14; south half of soutb- <br />swacdogctarettr, and the soutbeast quarter of <br />'00(1v0�, It .11 In township one hundred and <br />twelthrough Swage twenty, <br />belt of thwn e southwest quarter <br />of seetteu la, tewnshlp one hundred and twelve, <br />ramp, nineteen, town of Waterford, and termina- <br />Dot at a point ono hundred feet east and one <br />hundred feet north of the southwest corner of <br />the horlheast quarter of the southwest quarter <br />of secttoa IS, town one hundred and twrlre, <br />risme t of the <br />ung acct hereinafteAR r rn mpears entioned, athe nd that the <br />names of the owners of the lands and the nam,•, <br />of the municipal and other corporation. that <br />will be (Mooted by the construction of said ditch, <br />SA aplear* 10 the report of the viewers hereto• <br />atter meatloned areas follows, to•wit: <br />C. U. Martin, P. P. 111eeener, lover Madsen, <br />Mary U. Simpson, E. W. Simpson. Frank A. <br />Simpson, C. R. Jorgenson, A. O. Ruby. C. C. <br />Illesenet, John I('Isbbnck, Frank Grad, Joseph <br />%later*, J. 11. linger, George Fink, James <br />Nynex. Ole O. Lvsne 1'. 1'. Fink, Mary A. Gifford, <br />C. R. tlrydea, i'etrlcle Dougherty, H. A. Muckev, <br />5. W.Simp,son, W.P. lueram. i;. Ingram, J L' <br />and C. A. Bierman. William Tossing, M. Kinbire, <br />Charles P. Hathaway W H. Manhart, George <br />Stewart, 11. D. Muc}I;ey, Mettle Lewison, C. <br />Scollard, A. Sorenson. W. 11. Furey, George <br />Ramey, W. F. Manhart• Christ itoulger, Leel. <br />OIIIIgan, J. 11. Weiny, John T. Nystuen, P. P. <br />Flak. John Oldlterg, L. H. Hoag, John Frank, <br />8. L.Shuaway,:.91(5' M. Howland, S. and E. <br />filtoptbeauunty�beat,) *1 said engineerd that the appointedpto me b• <br />survey et the route of said ditch hu completed <br />Nle work asd made due report thereon, and filed <br />the same in the office of said county auditor; <br />and that the Stowers appointed by acid county <br />boats to view the Route have completed their <br />work and Sled their report thereon in the office <br />of saideoaaty auditor. <br />dud dna, therefore, the county board of <br />I)akolaCounty, stateot alio Doom, will holds <br />special meeting on Tuesday. the ninth day of <br />June, NOS, id the county auditor's cake in the <br />city of Bastitigs, In the said county, et eleven <br />o'clock a. al. of sold day, for hearing and con• <br />alderrilioa of said petition and of said survey- <br />or's sad viewers' report thereon' and that *11 <br />persona interested in the construction of said <br />ditch are halted to appear and be beard by rod <br />before acid county hoard et said time for or <br />against the $Oastruetioa of said ditch. <br />(Saar. 3.1-3w P. A. HOFFMAN( <br />flaunty Auditor of Dakota County, Minnesota. <br />V(17'it'I; UI'` MOIITGAGE SALE. <br />1 <br />Notice is herby given that default has been <br />evade in the conditions of a mortgage executed <br />by lahen. and <br />Rose Thome. Callahan, <br />mor' Jooru,n to H.f b.Oermen <br />Amerleae Sauk of Heating., Minnesota, mort- <br />euitec, dated the twenty-fifth day of February. <br />1102*. alio retarded in the oMese of the register of <br />deeds of said Dakota County, Mlaneeota, en the <br />fifteenth day of May, 1905, at 10:15 o'clock <br />in ion* 90 of Mortgages, On pages 28 to 80 <br />ineluaive; that the amount claimed to be due on <br />said mortgage at this date, and hereby declared <br />to be due thereon( is six hundred and ninety. <br />Are donate mod thirty cents•OPOli.50), and tbe <br />furlbet sum of twenty-seven dollars and ten <br />Bente (ie7,10) taxes and penalties against the <br />real property in said mortgage conveyed for the <br />years DOS end woe, paid by &aid mortgagee, and <br />fifty deflate attorney's fee stipulated in said <br />mortgage to be mild in ease of foreclosure <br />thereof` that the premises described in and <br />conveyed by wild mortgage are situated In the <br />county of Dakota, in the state of Minnesota, and <br />are known and described as the northwest <br />quarter of the nortbeaat quarter (nwii of nal() <br />of seetlo0 xis (6), in township one hundred and <br />fourteen (114), range eighteen (18); that by <br />virtue of the power of sale contained In said <br />mortgage and pursuant to the statute in such <br />case made and provided, said mortgage will be <br />foreclosed by a sale of said mortgaged premises <br />et pablle vendee, t" the highest bidder for cash, <br />by the abetit of said Dakota County, Minnesota, <br />at ties moth front door of the courthouse, In <br />the city of Beatings, In said county and state, <br />ou Monday the eighth day of June, 1908, at ten <br />o'cludk la the forenoon, to satisfy the amount <br />then due and owing on said mortgage, together <br />with the 537,10 taxes so paid by the mortgagee <br />the MOO) attorney's fee stipulated to be paid 1. <br />Case of foreelesure, and the legal disbursements <br />and Boats of -wile. <br />Dated title tiventvthitd dry of April. 1908. <br />TU8 GERMAN AMERICAN HANE OF <br />HASTINGS. MINNESOTA, Mortgagee, <br />R. A. Waterono. Attorney for Mortgage», <br />itastiegs, Minunsote. 81 8w <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In <br />probate *Mari, <br />in the Metter of the estate of l.esetta Moser, <br />decedent. <br />The state of Minnesota to Joseph Moser, <br />Helms Roger, Plum Numptlou, William Moser. <br />0. Arthur Miser and all persons interested <br />in the Sinai acwuut end distribution of the <br />estate of .aid decedent. The repreeentatite <br />of the above named decedent having <br />tiled la tide court his Anal a000unt of <br />the mdmialatratiou of the eatate of said deoedebt, <br />together with his petition praying for tee <br />adjustmeet and allowance of said Dual account <br />and for distribution of the residue of said estate <br />to the persons thereunto entitled. Therefore, <br />you and snob of you, are hereby cited and <br />required to show cause, if any you -pave., before <br />this court, es the prolente court room in the <br />courthouse, in the city of Itastlugs, In the <br />county of Dakota, mate of Minnesota, on the <br />loth <br />da of June, 19M, at two o'clock p. <br />why said petition should not be granted. <br />Vitt.. the judge of said court, and the seal <br />of sold court, this 15th day of May, 1900. <br />•>~I tilos. P. MORAN, <br />Probate Judge. <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In <br />pr"Late court. <br />In the matter of the estate of Walter E. <br />Cary, dectelent. <br />The stale of Mluneeota to John E. Cary. <br />and ail persona Interested in the final <br />aocount mud distribution of the estate <br />of &aid dettedent. The representative of the <br />atwre *tamed droodent, haying flied in this <br />court but soap account of the administra- <br />tion of the 0statr, of said decedent, together with <br />his petition praying for the adjustment and <br />allowance of said Moil account and for dos• <br />ttibution ut the residue of said estate to the <br />persons thereunto entitled. Therefore, you <br />and each of you. are hereby cited and required <br />to show cause, If any you have, before this <br />court at the probate court room In the court. <br />boast, In the city of Hastings, In the county of <br />Dakota, state of Minnesota, on the lith day of <br />June} 1908, at 9:311 o'clock a. m., why said <br />petition should noose grunted. <br />w'Itness, the judge of said court, and the seal <br />of said court, thief 15th day of May. 191181 <br />18ta1.1 • THOS. P. MORAN, <br />84.3w Probate Judge. <br />W. H. DsRay. Attorney for Petitioner. <br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT. <br />State rpt Minnesota,—county of Dakota.—ss, la <br />probate OOurt. <br />1e the totter of the estate of Susana Herbst, <br />dere lent <br />l.ettwrs testamentary this day bating been <br />granted to L. N. Holt. <br />it bi oteterrd that the time within which all <br />credBbrs of the above named decedent may <br />Relent *Waith. agalua1 his estate 1n tbia caurt <br />be.. and the aamo hereby Ie. limited to six <br />months from and after the date hereof; sad that <br />Thursday, the 17111 day of December, 1908, at ten <br />o'clock a. to.. in the probate count room. at the <br />courthouse at Hastings, in said county, be, and <br />the tome hereby le fixed and appointed as the <br />time and piece for hearing upon and the ex- <br />amination, adjustment, and allowance of such <br />(1.110. as shall be presrated within the time <br />aforesaid. <br />Let nosier hereof be given by the publiceitioa <br />of tblr o1rder In The Hastings Gazette as provtd• <br />ed byt law, <br />Meirated May 9th, 1 <br />By the omit.. <br />94-3w THOS.Judge P. MofOQANProbata., <br />(I.. 19 <br />ESTA'T'E OF DECE1)ENT. <br />State of MI umbels, county of Dakota.—ss. In <br />probote alum. <br />In the matter of the estate of Frani G. Holmes, <br />decedent <br />Letter. of administration this day having been <br />grouted t0 koheri Holmes <br />it b ordered that the Ume within which all <br />Creditors of the above named decedent may <br />presentcleima modem hioestate In thisoourt be, <br />and the same hereby is. limited to six months <br />from and atter thee date hereof; and that There - <br />4o)'• the 10th silty of Deoember,1908, at ten o'clock <br />>a m., Ih the probate court room at the court- <br />house, *1 Heatiess, lu said "oosnty, be and the <br />same hereby be axed and appointed as the time <br />and place for Rearing epee and the eaamina- <br />non, adjuotment, and allowamoe of ouch cl.lms <br />as shall be gpaseated within the time aforesaid. <br />Let notion hereof be ggiven by the publication <br />ofvld<]ed b tab orleriw.yb7tib, The Hastings Gazette, es pro- <br />laYs1906, <br />8p is+, l Ism oonrit lw. TH08. P. MORAL <br />Judge of Probst*, <br />e. <br />— est <br />