A Question of
<br />Home Economics.
<br />By J. LUDLUM LEE.
<br />Copyrighted, 1908, by Associated
<br />Literary Press.
<br />"My country, right or wrong, but
<br />still my country," murmured Eleanor
<br />Wright with great satisfaction as she
<br />gazed through the open window at the
<br />apple trees laden with gorgeous blos-
<br />soms. She loved the place and every
<br />stick and stone on it It was hers by
<br />right of inheritance, and she would
<br />leave it for no man.
<br />True, her old nurse, Roxanne, had
<br />forsaken her to become the bride of
<br />Abraham, the head gardener on the
<br />adjoining estate, and it seemed as if a
<br />landmark had been torn up by the very
<br />routs. One must learn to part with
<br />landmarks, so Eleanor had promised
<br />to go to Roxanna's wedding.
<br />She jumped into the little runabout
<br />which was waiting for her at the door.
<br />No groom attended her, for all the
<br />derides on the place had been given
<br />a holiday that they, too, might attend
<br />the wedding. She drove down the fa-
<br />miliar lane to the cabin in the woods,
<br />where hundreds of darkies had con-
<br />gregated. Only one other white per-
<br />son was in sight, a tall, lithe youth
<br />astride a roan horse.
<br />. Most of the colored men wore white
<br />linen suits, immaculately clean, and
<br />carried canes of crooked old birch and
<br />hickory. The women were arrayed to
<br />shame Solomon in all his glory. They
<br />drew aside as the two white persons
<br />came into their midst Eleanor drove
<br />up at the side of the house and de-
<br />scended with the aid of many -black
<br />hands. The tall youth stayed on his
<br />horse and took up a stand near the
<br />front door. Arm in arm the bride and
<br />groom came from the house, and under
<br />the old apple tree at the side of the
<br />cabin the most famous colored preach-
<br />er in the south made them man and
<br />wife. Eleanor shook the groom by the
<br />hand and told him to guard well his
<br />precious helpmate. She kissed the
<br />black face of Roxanne, who had been
<br />her constant attendant since babyhood.
<br />Then, blinded by tears, she jumped
<br />into her little runabout and started
<br />for home.
<br />Cheers and hallelullahs rang upon
<br />the air. Bright bandannas were flung
<br />high, and hickory sticks wavered in
<br />circles. After twenty years of persist-
<br />ent courtship Roxanne and Abraham
<br />were married! Eleanor turned to look
<br />back at the happy throng, and her
<br />horse shied.
<br />She was a good little horsewoman
<br />and took a firm grip on the reins, but
<br />too tate! The horse had the bit in his
<br />teeth and was running at terrific speed.
<br />The Light wagon rocked from one side
<br />of the road to another, Eleanor sway-
<br />ing with it. Down the road, past pink
<br />orchards and green fields, swaying,
<br />swaying—and then black nothing.
<br />She opened her eyes to gaze into
<br />those of the youth who had attended
<br />the wedding.
<br />"I'm Dick Ewing, your next door
<br />neighbor," he explained as he made
<br />her a bit more comfortable by propping
<br />her up. "Abraham is our gardener, you
<br />know," he continued, "and I saw you
<br />at the wedding. You seem to have for-
<br />gotten me. How's yotir head, eh?"
<br />Eleanor had known Dick Ewing
<br />when she was a child. The last time
<br />they had met be had called "tomboy"
<br />at her as she climbed over the fence
<br />which divided the Ewing place from
<br />the Wright plantation. Then he had
<br />been sent to Germany at the behest of
<br />a wealthy uncle.
<br />He seemed to divine her thoughts.
<br />"I got back the other day—just in
<br />time for the wedding," and he laughed
<br />an infectious laugh. "But this line of
<br />conversation is not getting you home.
<br />I don't know just how to do it. I don't
<br />suppose there's a sober darky this side
<br />of the Mason and Dixon line—all at
<br />the wedding drinking Wright cider.
<br />Your wagon is smashed. Oh, I say,
<br />couldn't you sit my horse, and I'll walk
<br />alongside? We're most there, you
<br />know"
<br />He inspired confidence. Eleanor gath-
<br />ered up her torn skirt and with Dick's
<br />assistance mounted the horse. On the
<br />way home the time was spent in ex-
<br />planations. He had much to tell of
<br />• student life in Germany. Now a full
<br />fledged doctor, he had come home to
<br />practice in the south. Her tale was
<br />more simple, an uneventful life at
<br />home, with Roxanne always guarding
<br />her.
<br />"I just don't know how I'll ever get
<br />along without her. Do yon know, I
<br />seldom even put a hairpin in my hair?"
<br />said Eleanor, with a helpless, appeal-
<br />ing expression that touched Dick's
<br />heart as if some tragedy had overtaken
<br />her.
<br />"Don't you talk. I expect the fa-
<br />mous gardens of the Ewing estate can
<br />now go to rack and ruin, for Abraham
<br />will be home making love instead of
<br />wielding the hoe," said Dick in a mas-
<br />culine attempt at sympathy.
<br />Eleanor was safely deposited on the
<br />front porch, with her mother almost
<br />hysterical in gratitude to their neigh-
<br />bor.
<br />"I may come again, please?" he said
<br />as he extended his hand to Eleanor.
<br />"Provided, of course, that I don't have
<br />to take a hand at the garden," he add-
<br />ed, with some sarcasm.
<br />"Oh, do come over!" cordiale assent-
<br />ed Eleanor. "1 shall probably be all
<br />pinned op the back and wearing my
<br />hair in a pigtail, because without Rox-
<br />anna—well, come over and see for your-
<br />self."
<br />Dick was very busy the next day ow?
<br />big to the promotion of the second man
<br />as overseer during Abraham's honey-
<br />moon. The underservants resented his
<br />authority, and Dick was at his wits'
<br />end to mollify them, assuring them that
<br />Abraham would be back in a few
<br />days and peace would once more reign.
<br />Mrs. Ewing wept and said it served
<br />Dick right He ought not to have al-
<br />lowed the gardener to marry. The sec-
<br />ond morning things were at a stand-
<br />still all over the place. None of the
<br />darkies would work at all, and Dick
<br />jumped on his horse and rode down to
<br />the cabin where the bride and groom
<br />were 'jus
<br />"When
<br />Abraham
<br />ure of the
<br />"M Istat
<br />with Rol
<br />work for
<br />married"— Abranam signeu.
<br />Dick Ewing was a true southerne
<br />and would not stoop to ask favors of
<br />negro. He wheeled around and half
<br />way dowu the laue met Eleanor, sit
<br />ting her gray horse as if born to tit
<br />saddle.
<br />"Good morning!" she sang out mer
<br />rily. "I'm ou my way to beg Roxauua
<br />to return to her old duties. My hair'
<br />in a snarl, my shoes are losing all thei
<br />buttons and—well, 1 must have my
<br />Roxanne."
<br />Dick smiled, not without mance.
<br />"Do come along and join me. A
<br />man always lends dignity to an attack
<br />of this sort," continued Eleanor. And
<br />Dick turned his horse's head in the
<br />same direction.
<br />Roxanne was called to the door,
<br />where Abraham had stood a few mo-
<br />ments before, and her mistress im-
<br />plored her to return. Sbe offered the
<br />same excuse that had greeted Dick.
<br />"Miss 'Nor, Abraham seems like he
<br />thinks I ought to work for his folks,
<br />an' when you're married"—
<br />Eleanor and Dick wheeled about and
<br />rode down the lane at full speed. Con-
<br />versation seemed to lag until they
<br />reached the spacious porch of the
<br />Wright home.
<br />"Let's talk the matter over seriously,
<br />Eleanor," said Dick. "I may call you
<br />Eleanor, mayn't I? And let's us go
<br />back to the old time chumminess of
<br />childhood."
<br />Eleanor looked at the fence where
<br />they had parted in anger—but she ac-
<br />quiesced.
<br />"The other day as I was going to
<br />that infernal darky wedding which up-
<br />set two erstwhile happy homes I stop-
<br />ped under the old apple tree by the
<br />turn of the road, and I reached up to
<br />gather some blossoms," began Dick.
<br />Eleanor leaned forward as if listen-
<br />ing to an interesting story. "They
<br />were out of my reach, and when I
<br />found that I could not get them I felt
<br />as if I had lost something which had
<br />never really been mine, yet something
<br />which I had always coveted subcon-
<br />sciously."
<br />Eleanor smiled, with a suggestion of
<br />a blush.
<br />"So it is with something else, Elea-
<br />nor," he continued. "You are that
<br />something else. All my life I have
<br />wanted my little neighbor. As a boy 1
<br />teased you, but I wanted you. As a
<br />man I missed you in Germany. I love
<br />you, and I must have you. Perhaps I
<br />am reaching up too far. Perhaps you
<br />are way above me, as the blossoms
<br />were."
<br />He hesitated as if waiting for an au-
<br />swer. Eleanor leaned back in her
<br />chair. Her lips twitched. Her eyes
<br />danced.
<br />"Dick, tell me truly one thing, and I
<br />will answer your question."
<br />He rose and stood beside her In the
<br />golden sunlight. The soft breezes blew
<br />a few petals on them both.
<br />"Dick Ewing, on your honor, do you
<br />want me—just me, Eleanor Wright—or
<br />do you want Rosanna and Abraham?"
<br />Two hearty young laughs resounded
<br />through the air.
<br />"Honest Injun, dear, I want just you,
<br />and I want you, as they say in the
<br />song, 'Because You're You,'" emphat-
<br />ically declared Dick as he drew a not
<br />unwilling captive within his arms.
<br />Eleanor pushed him aside and with
<br />mock dignity said:
<br />"Come, dear—yes, dear Dick—let's go
<br />back to the old cabin and see if Rox-
<br />anne and Abraham will come and work
<br />for us."
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<br />cut of
<br />the r!ane may proceed. Guide blades,
<br />r are provided at each side of the plane,
<br />a which may be quickly adjusted. Means
<br />are also furnished for limiting the
<br />projection of these blades in our
<br />e hlstratlon the hotly of the plane is
<br />shown at A. A receeu is formed in the
<br />body to admit the blade or iron, and
<br />the side of the body In cut away, form-
<br />s Ing an opentng through which shavings
<br />r cut by the blade can leave the tool.
<br />I Secured to one side of the plane is a
<br />guide plate (Ik The latter Is made
<br />fast by a pair of screws which pass
<br />through slots in the plate and thus per -
<br />Many Times Married.
<br />There are some very remarkable in-
<br />stances of people who have been mar-
<br />ried a large number of times, and also
<br />of husbands and wives who have lived
<br />together to an extraordinary age. St.
<br />Jerome mentions a woman who mar-
<br />ried her twenty-second husband, who,
<br />in his turn, had been married to twen-
<br />ty wives. There is an instance re-
<br />co:Jed in Bordeaux in 1772 of a man
<br />who had been married sixteen times.
<br />A woman named Elizabeth Nese, who
<br />died in Florence In 1768, had been mar-
<br />ried to seven husbands, her last wed-
<br />ding taking place when she was seven-
<br />ty years of age. 1eumerous cases exist
<br />all over the world of people who have
<br />been married four, five or six times.
<br />In 1788 a couple was living in Essex
<br />who had been married eighty-one
<br />years, the husband being 107 years old
<br />and his wife only four years younger.
<br />These cases are also not isolated ones,
<br />and it is somewhat remarkable that in.
<br />most of such instances when one has
<br />died the survivor has djed the next
<br />day.
<br />Saved the Vase.
<br />The little son of an English gentle-
<br />man, in mischievously playing with a
<br />vase, managed after several attempts
<br />to get his hand through the narrow
<br />neck and was then unable to extricate
<br />It ,For half an hour or more the whole
<br />family and one or two friends did
<br />their best to withdraw the fist of the
<br />young offender, but in vain. It was
<br />a very valuable vase, and the father
<br />was loath to break it, but the existing
<br />state of affairs could not continue for-
<br />ever. At length, after a final attempt
<br />to draw forth the hand of the victim,
<br />the father gave up his efforts in de-
<br />spair, but tried a last suggestion.
<br />"Open your hand!" he commanded
<br />the tearful young captive, "and then
<br />draw it forth."
<br />"I can't open it, father," declared the
<br />boy.
<br />"Can't?" demanded his father.
<br />"Why?"
<br />"I've got my penny in my hand,"
<br />came the astounding reply.
<br />"Why, you young rascal," thundered
<br />his father, "drop it at once!"
<br />The penny rattled in the bottom of
<br />the vase and out came the hand.
<br />They Noticed.
<br />"Maude was afraid the girls wouldn't
<br />notice her engagement ring."
<br />"Did they?"
<br />"Did they! Six of them recognized
<br />tt at once."—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
<br />Occupation is the necessary basis of
<br />all enjoyment.—Hunt
<br />PLANE w ITIf ADJUSTABLE GUIDES.
<br />mit of any desired degree of adjust-
<br />ment of the plate below the sole of the
<br />plane. In the forward end of the tool
<br />a block is mounted to slide vertically,
<br />and it may be moved to the desired ad-
<br />justment by means of a thumbscrew.
<br />Adjustably secured to this block by
<br />means of screw's are a pair of guide
<br />blades (C,
<br />The guide blades in operation form
<br />parallel grooves or guides exactly with-
<br />in and between which the main iron
<br />follows and cuts the shavings. The
<br />motion of these guide blades is limited
<br />by shoulders on the blades and the
<br />plane. Directly in front of the guide
<br />blades at one side is an auxiliary
<br />guide or supplemental sole (D). This
<br />is secured to the lower end of a rod
<br />(F). A transverse pin (E) formed with
<br />a cam groove is adapted to bear
<br />against the rod (F) and bold the latter
<br />at the desired adjustment A pin (G)
<br />engages a second groove in the trans-"
<br />verse pin (E) and serves to retain the
<br />latter in the tool. The plane is pro-
<br />vided with the usual rack and pinion
<br />adjustment of the plane iron, and a
<br />thumbscrew serves to lock the blade
<br />in the set position. The inventor of
<br />this plane is Andro Nyland, West Du-
<br />luth, Minn.
<br />THE MODERN STEAMSHIP.
<br />Near Future Will See Little Increase
<br />In Size and Speed.
<br />The maxinittnt size of ocean going
<br />steamships has doubled within the last
<br />ten years, and prophecies are frequent-,
<br />ly heard of continuous growth, alike to
<br />size and speed. says Scientific Amer-
<br />ican. It seems probable, however,
<br />that in the immediate future there
<br />will be little increase in the size or
<br />speed of steamships. Speed does not
<br />pay, and some regard must 'be paid to
<br />the depth of harbor channels and the
<br />capacity of drydocks. Before vessels
<br />larger than the Lusltanla are design-
<br />ed there must be some assurance that
<br />they can get in and out of the ports
<br />which they are likely to visit. Any
<br />demands created by expanding com-
<br />merce can easily be met by increasing.
<br />the number of vessels to be devoted to
<br />it and by increasing the frequency of
<br />sailing dates.
<br />Every knot of speed added beyond a
<br />certain point means a more than pro-
<br />portionate expense. And speed is not
<br />everything. More than one of the
<br />transatlantic lines are noted for the
<br />roomy comfort of their steady, slow
<br />traveling boats, which neither pitch
<br />unduly in rough seas nor transmit a
<br />constant vibration from the engines.
<br />Figuring Fortis of Lightning.
<br />It is not possible to use any instru-
<br />ments for the purpose of figuring the
<br />forces of lightning, yet there are many
<br />other 'ways of calculating familiar to
<br />every mathematician. Dr. Steinmetz
<br />has figured that the amount of light
<br />given by a single lightning flash is
<br />enough to illuminate an area two miles
<br />square. The bolt Itself would be visi-
<br />ble several miles farther off, but the
<br />remotest part of the region mentioned
<br />would have as much light as would be
<br />given by a candle, quite enough to
<br />read by. To produce such a light It
<br />would be necessary to expend 18,000
<br />horsepower for a second. These figures
<br />appear large, but the time is short.
<br />The flash might be for only the thou
<br />sandtlh p.crt of a second, bnt the im-
<br />pression on the eye would continue for
<br />a tenth of a second anyway. Figured
<br />down to an exact !tour, this amount of
<br />force would mean only about four
<br />horsepower.
<br />Mother s ut Pay.
<br />"Mother go :: 1.p E!1:+: " said the new
<br />office boy. "She lights the lire and gets
<br />my breakfast, w. 1 otto gel here early.
<br />Then she gots' father rap. gets his
<br />breakfast and sends him off. Then she
<br />gives the uth"rc their breakfast and
<br />gets 'em ready for Mewl. and then, she
<br />and the baby have their breakfast"
<br />"What is your pay here?" asked the
<br />man,
<br />"I get $3 a week, gnd father gets E3
<br />II day."
<br />"How muck does your mother get?"
<br />"Mother!" be said indignantly. "Why,
<br />she don't have to work for anybody."
<br />"Oh, I thought you just told me she
<br />worked for thewhole family every
<br />morning."
<br />"Oh, that's for us, but there ain't no
<br />money in that."—New York Press.
<br />Tire Filler,
<br />A preparation particularly suitable for
<br />filling pneumatic tires so as to make
<br />them puncture proof or for molding is
<br />obtained by heating together one
<br />pound of glue, one pound of molasses,
<br />four fluid ounces of glycerin and one-
<br />fourth teaspoonful of tar.—Selentific
<br />American, fum star to star."—Atlanta Conatitu-
<br />doa
<br />FUNCTION OF WATER.
<br />Why Liquids Should Be Taken Spar'
<br />ingly During Meals,
<br />An article in Deutsche Revue consid-
<br />ers the functlou of water In the human
<br />body. The author points out that wa-
<br />ter_tterves both as a solvent for other
<br />substances in the body and is itself
<br />absorbed into other substances. These
<br />are of great importance because there
<br />are hundreds of chemical reactions in
<br />the body, uone of which is possible
<br />without the use of water. It is the
<br />only solvent the cheutical laboratory
<br />of a human being has for the many
<br />purposes of dissolving substances
<br />which must be transformed.
<br />Water on entering the stomach is
<br />probably not at all absorbed there,
<br />acting merely as a medium to which
<br />the chemical changes take place. If it
<br />were absorbed while still In the stom-
<br />ach the digestive process could not be
<br />properly accomplished In the small in-
<br />testines. where It Is needed. but when
<br />that process is practically completed in
<br />the large intestines the water, having
<br />fulfilled its task. Is ready to enter the
<br />blood.
<br />Even a layman may gather from this
<br />how irrational It is to take large quan-
<br />titles of fluid. as soups or beverages.
<br />during meals, especially in ense of
<br />sluggish digestion or enlargement of
<br />the stomach, as digestion Is too much
<br />retarded if the digestive fluids are tc
<br />much diluted.
<br />A highly important function of wa-
<br />ter finally Is that of regulating the
<br />temperature of the body, cooling It by
<br />evaporation from lungs and skin. Its
<br />power as a thermo regulator maker the
<br />npprecintion of water very necessary
<br />in the human economy.
<br />BIG FRUIT UNLOADER.
<br />Electric Apparatus For Removing Ba-
<br />nanas From Ship..
<br />At least two-thirds of the ordinary
<br />waste accompanying the shiptnent of
<br />bananas by water Is prevented by this
<br />electric unloading apparatus, says
<br />Popular Mechanics. At New Orleans,
<br />where the machine Is in use, over
<br />7,000,000 bunches of bananas are an-
<br />nually unloaded. Formerly thls work
<br />was all done by ncgroes who were sta-
<br />tioned in the bold at one hatch at a
<br />time. They passed the fruit from deck
<br />to deck and then to the shore as a
<br />bucket brigade posses water from band
<br />to hand.
<br />With the machine only a few ne-
<br />groes are needed, the fruit Is not
<br />bruised, and 2,x,00 bunches per hour
<br />can be unloaded. The apparatus 1s
<br />built upon a platform upheld by ten
<br />BANANA UNLOADRR.
<br />trucks. From the platform booms rise
<br />in the shape of a hinge which opens
<br />and shuts. When ready to commence
<br />operations, tbe hinge is opened and
<br />the, lower joint dropped into the hold.
<br />The canvas carrier, which revolves
<br />around pivots placed at each end of
<br />the steel boom, Is divided by bars of
<br />wood into pockets thirty Inches in
<br />length and forty-eight inches wide.
<br />The fruit is loaded into the pockets at
<br />each -deck by Degrees and is swiftly
<br />carried up the perpendicular boom and
<br />across to the wharf.
<br />A lookout tower is stationed on top
<br />of the machine, front which one opera-
<br />tor eontreis the entire mechanism. The
<br />trucks on which the platform is built
<br />rest on a track which runs the entire
<br />length of the wharf, making it possible
<br />to move tbe apparatus from place to
<br />place. This is accomplished under Its
<br />own power.
<br />Stomach Protects Itself.
<br />The reason why the stomach and in-
<br />teatines do not digest themselves was
<br />once thought by Weinland, a German
<br />experimenter, to be that they defend
<br />themselves by antienzymes, or antifer-
<br />ments. Dr, Nandor Klug of Budapest
<br />now reports these nntlferments not to
<br />be found, but that the tnuclu present
<br />in the inner half of the gastric mucous
<br />membrane resists the digestive action
<br />of the trypsin and the gastric juice.
<br />The digestive organs, therefore, protect
<br />themselves by the mucin they secrete.
<br />Remedy For a Leaking Fountain Pen.
<br />If the threads in the rubber connec-
<br />tion of a fountain pen are worn a lit-
<br />tle the joint will leak enough to soil
<br />the fingers. Dry the threads with a
<br />blotter and cover thein with melted
<br />paraffin. Turn the nozzle into the
<br />barrel while the paraffin is still warm
<br />and you have an ink tight joint.--Pop-
<br />flier Mechanics,
<br />His Heaven.
<br />"What does you reckon yer'Il like ter
<br />do w'en you gots ter Glory?"
<br />"Well," said Brother Dickey, "since
<br />you put de question ter me, I'll make
<br />answer ter tt: Et dey lets me have my
<br />way, I'll des lay back on a white cloud
<br />an' let de heavenly winds blow me
<br />IA National Trait,
<br />A traveler returned from Jaffe tells
<br />this tale at his own ezpenee. Having
<br />Iourneyed to the historical seaport on
<br />his way to Jerusalem, he succeeded In
<br />blring a conveyance to carry him to
<br />the station. By speech and gesture be
<br />Informed the native driver that be
<br />wished to be carried in a leisurely,
<br />sightseeing fashion through as many
<br />as possible of the brincipal thorough -
<br />tares of Jaffa and to be delivered at
<br />the terminal just In time to take the
<br />outgoing train.
<br />He bad no sooner seated himself in
<br />the vehicle, however, than the driver.
<br />whipped up his horse and whirled the
<br />dismayed traveler at a furious pace
<br />through nil the dust and over all the
<br />;tones of the notoriously rough streets
<br />of Jaffa. The pasaeuger was too busily
<br />employed in saving his bones to be
<br />able to see anything of the Interesting
<br />town.
<br />Arriving at the Station, be found that
<br />he still bad two hours to wait
<br />"Why in the world," he demanded
<br />Indignantly, "did you ever burry like
<br />that?"
<br />"You American," responded the driv-
<br />er, with an expressive shrug. "All
<br />American like go very much fast"—
<br />Youth's Companion.
<br />He Was Too Outset.
<br />He was the only man at the table
<br />full of loi•ely girls, and, like all only
<br />men, be was spoiled. So when the
<br />belle of the table remarked that she
<br />was very fond of pepper and then sift-
<br />ed half the contents of the pepper box
<br />over her food be sprang an old gag on
<br />her.
<br />"It won't hurt you. This pepper is
<br />halt peas."
<br />"What is that you say?" asked the
<br />landlady from the next table. "Speak
<br />a little louder, please."
<br />He reiterated iia remark.
<br />"That Isn't true," retorted the land-
<br />lady hotly. "I do not nae adulterated
<br />goods' on my table."
<br />"My dear madam," said the bland
<br />joker, "there 'are always a lot of p's in
<br />pepper."
<br />Thert was an impressive pause. Then
<br />tbe landlady said In a crushing voice:
<br />"Oh, yes, just as you always furnish
<br />part of the dessert."
<br />"1 don't understand"
<br />"The chestnuts."—London Standard.
<br />Did She Keep Har Temper?
<br />Mr. Biles is a very hasty tetnpered
<br />man, but be is also one who keeps his
<br />promises to the very letter. Therefore
<br />Mrs. B. has trained trim to believe
<br />that second thoughts are best and even
<br />In a moment of hie weakness extract-
<br />ed from him a promise always to
<br />count twenty before he speaks if be
<br />feels rage coming upon hits. Last
<br />Sunday he rushed into the back draw-
<br />ing room spluttering' with fury and
<br />red in the face. Mrs. Biles rose and
<br />laid a gentle hand on his stammering
<br />lips.
<br />"M-mary, 1-1—I"—
<br />"Hush, dear," Bald the sweet woman.
<br />"Count twenty and conquer yourself,
<br />and I shall be more proud of you than
<br />if you had conquered the world."
<br />"Eighteen, nineteen, twenty"—
<br />"Now tell me, dear."
<br />"It's that new hat of yours that yon
<br />paid 6 guineas for, and the new serv-
<br />ant's gone out in, and it's raining bard
<br />—that's a11."—London Express.
<br />Long Sentences.
<br />Ruskin, It is said, hart written more
<br />sentences of h,urdlnate length than
<br />any other classic writer of modern
<br />English prose. Frederic Harrison some
<br />years ago counted the words In a num-
<br />ber of typical sentences, finding that In
<br />the earlier books It waif no uncommon
<br />thing for Ruskin to run beyond the
<br />page before permitting himself and his
<br />readers the relief of a full atop. But in
<br />every case the sense is clear as day.
<br />Wordsworth's poem on the "Charac-
<br />ter of the Happy Warrior" is a notable
<br />example of sustained connections.
<br />Apart from the opening and closing
<br />couplets We poem consists of two very
<br />long compound sentences almost en-
<br />tirely comprised of adjectival clauses.
<br />The longer of We two sentences con-
<br />tains fifty-seven decasyilablc linea.
<br />This Is probably a record in English
<br />verse.—Argonaut
<br />The Retort Courteous.
<br />Street Railway Superintendent —I
<br />don't think we can use you any longer.
<br />Your cash register doesn't ring often
<br />enough. Conductor—I have got rheu-
<br />matism and can't reach up to the reg -
<br />later cord. Superintendent—All right
<br />I think you need a long vacation. Oon-
<br />ductor—I am much obliged to you for
<br />allowing me to run the car u long u
<br />you have. Superintendent—Don't men-
<br />tion it. I'm much obliged to you for
<br />bringing the car back.Judge.
<br />Tempting Fate.
<br />"Dost bear that?" asked the fair
<br />maid mentioned by the Atlanta Jour -
<br />ital. There was a sound of a heavy
<br />step.
<br />"'Tie father. Fly, sweetheart, Ryr'
<br />"You mean flee," corrected the lover.
<br />"As you like," said the maid, "but
<br />this is no time for entomotoglea) dis-
<br />tinctions."
<br />ortinctions."
<br />Dramatic Note.
<br />There's nothing makes a man feel
<br />queerer than to have his wife describe
<br />a play to him all wrong when he can't
<br />correct her because be told her be
<br />didn't go to it the night be worked late
<br />at the omce.—New York Press.
<br />The House Fly Pest.
<br />The common house fig bas been the
<br />subject of a special lnvestigstion by
<br />Robert Newetead of the School of
<br />Tropical Medicine, Liverpool, and bis
<br />report on their breeding and the best
<br />means to check their increase has just
<br />been published by the Liverpool health
<br />committee. The chief breeding places
<br />of the fly have been found to be stable
<br />midden, middens containing ferment-
<br />ing epeat hops, and ash pits, and It MI
<br />suggested that in order to reduce the
<br />pests to a minimum these should be
<br />emptied every few hours during the
<br />summer. An application of the poison
<br />parts green 'r of crude atoxyl will be
<br />found effective destroyers of Ay lanae.
<br />A man never 'b irows the sesiOS of
<br />lushes for. the purpose of the
<br />1111)0ttcwmings of his nN$M>pe:--Cadosos
<br />Work Weakens The
<br />Kidneys.
<br />Doan'. Dose Kidney Pills gave Great
<br />Service for People WboWork
<br />in Hastings.
<br />Most Hastings people work every day
<br />in some strained, unnatural position—
<br />bending constantly over a desk --riding on
<br />jolting wagons or cars—doing laborious
<br />housework; lifting, reaching, or -pulling,
<br />or trying the back in a hundred and one
<br />other ways. All these strains tend to
<br />wear, weaken, and injure the kidneys
<br />until they tall behind in their work of
<br />filtering the poisons from the blood.
<br />Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys,
<br />pulnew strll•ngth in bad backs. Hest -
<br />Ings cures prove. It.
<br />Mrs. John Asplin, corner Sixth and
<br />Vermillion Streets, Hastings. Minn., says,
<br />"My son is subject to a great deal of
<br />jarring and joiting *hen riding ob the
<br />train, and had so much work that re-
<br />quired stooping that his kidneys became
<br />weakened. His back bothered him a
<br />great deal, and 1 often heard him com-
<br />plain of soreness about his kidney regions.
<br />My husband had been troubled Iu this
<br />way for years, and during that time he
<br />suffered much pain and discomfort.
<br />Doan's Kidney Pills were brought to
<br />their attention, and were procured at F.
<br />W. Finch's drug store. They proved to be
<br />tite most strengthening and invigorating
<br />medicine they had used. 1 have not
<br />heard there complain since using Donu's
<br />Kidney Pills, and feel that I can con-
<br />scientiously say that they have no fur-
<br />ther trouble."
<br />For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents.
<br />Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.,
<br />sole agents for the United States.
<br />Remember the name—Doau's—and take
<br />no other.
<br />Ko matter from what source they
<br />came, if you have a skirt, jacket,
<br />a dainty waist, piece of Taco, em-
<br />broidery or linen, or some other
<br />artiole of value, we can clean it
<br />for you, removing the spot or
<br />stain entirely. The cost is a mere
<br />trifle and you again have the use
<br />of the article you thought you
<br />could no longer use.
<br />tafeematite usual
<br />paid s of $3 er-mtore
<br />• Gross Bro .!J
<br />wili
<br />ESTAT
<br />E OF DECEDENT.
<br />State of Minnesota, oouuty of Dakota,—ss. to
<br />probate court.
<br />In the matter of the estate of Jacob \lamer.
<br />decedent.
<br />The elate of Minnesota to Peter Maurer,
<br />Josephine (Schweich) Meurer, Mary Scheel,
<br />Margaret Bucher, Chane. Mamer. John Mamer,
<br />Oeorge Mamer, Joseph Mather, Ferdinand
<br />Mamer, Jacob Mamer, Bindle Mamer, Mary
<br />Mamer, .ferule Mamer, Nicholas Mamer• nod elf
<br />persons interested in the kale of certain lands
<br />belonging to said decedent. The petition ef
<br />Chariee Mamer, as representative of the above
<br />named decedent, being duly flied In dela court,
<br />representing that Itis necessary and for tbe best
<br />Interest* of said estate and of ell interested
<br />therein that certain lands of said decedent
<br />described therein be sold, and praying that e
<br />Itoenso be to him granted to sell the same.
<br />Now, therefore, you, and snob of you, are hereby
<br />cited and required to straw cause, if any you
<br />have, before this court at the probed/. court
<br />room In the courthouse, in the city of Hastings,
<br />county of Dakota, state of Minnesota, ea
<br />the lith day of June. 1908, at ten o'clock
<br />e- m., why the prayer of said petition should
<br />not be granted.
<br />Witness, the judge of said court, and the emit
<br />of mid omen, this 15th day of May, 19(18.
<br />(Cover Ssat.) THOS. P. MORAN,
<br />34-8w Judge of Probau, Court.
<br />Saucer Orris, Attorney for Petitioner.
<br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT.
<br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In
<br />probate court.
<br />in the matter ct the estate of David L. Rust,
<br />deoedeot.
<br />The state of Minnesota to Mary J. Rut,
<br />Clarence H. Rust, and all persons interest•
<br />ed in the granting of administration of
<br />the estate of said decedent: The pt
<br />lion of Mary J. Rust having been filed
<br />in this court, representing that David L.
<br />Rust, then a resident of the county et
<br />Dakota, state of Minnesota, died intestate
<br />on tbe 19th day of April, 1908, and pray Dig
<br />tbst letters of administration of his estete be
<br />granted to Edwin S. Fitch, and the court
<br />having fixed the time and place for hearing
<br />said petition. Therefore, you. and each of you.
<br />aro hereby cited and required to show osuse•
<br />If any you have, before this *curt et the probate
<br />court room 1n the courthouse, In the city of
<br />Ratting., in the count' of Dakote, state of
<br />Manesota, on the 11th' day of June, 1908. at
<br />ten o'clock a. m., why said petition should not
<br />be granted.
<br />witness the judge of said court. and seal of
<br />..)d court. this 15th day of May, 1908.
<br />iCouarSkat.j THOS. P. MORAN,
<br />843w Probate Judge.
<br />H. F. CHANDLER
<br />PROPRIO TOR
<br />14W. 4TH. ST.
<br />ST. PAUL
<br />CENTRALLY
<br />LOCATED
<br />STEAM NEAT
<br />ELECTRIC
<br />LiGHTS
<br />f REe OATH
<br />sass. woes
<br />ar.
<br />A UDITOR'S NOTICE OF HEAR-
<br />ING ON PETITION IN DITCH
<br />PROCEEDINGS.
<br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—&s.
<br />Is the matter of the petition of Prank A.
<br />Simpson and others, for public ditch In the
<br />county et Dakota, state of Minnesota, desigoat-
<br />ed and numbered as County Ditch No. hue.
<br />Nobe* is hereby given that a petition has been
<br />Sled in the ()Moe of the county auditor of said
<br />county, praying for the construction of a public
<br />diteb,dea4gttated and numbered by the county
<br />auditor of such county ...County Ditch No. One,
<br />n bun.
<br />deedntonal bath 01 the • noorthwestnd ficorner of
<br />.echos twestybine, iso), township one hundred
<br />twelve, (titl),range twenty (y0). then,' running
<br />easterlyan boridbeasterly follow lug the line of
<br />the old water oourse, running through the fol.
<br />Iowingdetieribed lands, to -oft) The northwest
<br />quarter and the northeast quarter of section Si;
<br />south halt of the southeast quertor of section
<br />10: north halt of section tri; northwest quarter
<br />of sectio* ea; out half of southwest quarter and
<br />the eoetbsaat quarter of section 23: northwest
<br />quartet. and northwest quarter of the northeast
<br />quarter, ani the northwest quarter of the soutb-
<br />west quartet of aeration 24; south half of south-
<br />east quarter of section 14; south half of soutb-
<br />swacdogctarettr, and the soutbeast quarter of
<br />'00(1v0�, It .11 In township one hundred and
<br />twelthrough Swage twenty,
<br />belt of thwn e southwest quarter
<br />of seetteu la, tewnshlp one hundred and twelve,
<br />ramp, nineteen, town of Waterford, and termina-
<br />Dot at a point ono hundred feet east and one
<br />hundred feet north of the southwest corner of
<br />the horlheast quarter of the southwest quarter
<br />of secttoa IS, town one hundred and twrlre,
<br />risme t of the
<br />ung acct hereinafteAR r rn mpears entioned, athe nd that the
<br />names of the owners of the lands and the nam,•,
<br />of the municipal and other corporation. that
<br />will be (Mooted by the construction of said ditch,
<br />SA aplear* 10 the report of the viewers hereto•
<br />atter meatloned areas follows, to•wit:
<br />C. U. Martin, P. P. 111eeener, lover Madsen,
<br />Mary U. Simpson, E. W. Simpson. Frank A.
<br />Simpson, C. R. Jorgenson, A. O. Ruby. C. C.
<br />Illesenet, John I('Isbbnck, Frank Grad, Joseph
<br />%later*, J. 11. linger, George Fink, James
<br />Nynex. Ole O. Lvsne 1'. 1'. Fink, Mary A. Gifford,
<br />C. R. tlrydea, i'etrlcle Dougherty, H. A. Muckev,
<br />5. W.Simp,son, W.P. lueram. i;. Ingram, J L'
<br />and C. A. Bierman. William Tossing, M. Kinbire,
<br />Charles P. Hathaway W H. Manhart, George
<br />Stewart, 11. D. Muc}I;ey, Mettle Lewison, C.
<br />Scollard, A. Sorenson. W. 11. Furey, George
<br />Ramey, W. F. Manhart• Christ itoulger, Leel.
<br />OIIIIgan, J. 11. Weiny, John T. Nystuen, P. P.
<br />Flak. John Oldlterg, L. H. Hoag, John Frank,
<br />8. L.Shuaway,:.91(5' M. Howland, S. and E.
<br />filtoptbeauunty�beat,) *1 said engineerd that the appointedpto me b•
<br />survey et the route of said ditch hu completed
<br />Nle work asd made due report thereon, and filed
<br />the same in the office of said county auditor;
<br />and that the Stowers appointed by acid county
<br />boats to view the Route have completed their
<br />work and Sled their report thereon in the office
<br />of saideoaaty auditor.
<br />dud dna, therefore, the county board of
<br />I)akolaCounty, stateot alio Doom, will holds
<br />special meeting on Tuesday. the ninth day of
<br />June, NOS, id the county auditor's cake in the
<br />city of Bastitigs, In the said county, et eleven
<br />o'clock a. al. of sold day, for hearing and con•
<br />alderrilioa of said petition and of said survey-
<br />or's sad viewers' report thereon' and that *11
<br />persona interested in the construction of said
<br />ditch are halted to appear and be beard by rod
<br />before acid county hoard et said time for or
<br />against the $Oastruetioa of said ditch.
<br />(Saar. 3.1-3w P. A. HOFFMAN(
<br />flaunty Auditor of Dakota County, Minnesota.
<br />V(17'it'I; UI'` MOIITGAGE SALE.
<br />1
<br />Notice is herby given that default has been
<br />evade in the conditions of a mortgage executed
<br />by lahen. and
<br />Rose Thome. Callahan,
<br />mor' Jooru,n to H.f b.Oermen
<br />Amerleae Sauk of Heating., Minnesota, mort-
<br />euitec, dated the twenty-fifth day of February.
<br />1102*. alio retarded in the oMese of the register of
<br />deeds of said Dakota County, Mlaneeota, en the
<br />fifteenth day of May, 1905, at 10:15 o'clock
<br />in ion* 90 of Mortgages, On pages 28 to 80
<br />ineluaive; that the amount claimed to be due on
<br />said mortgage at this date, and hereby declared
<br />to be due thereon( is six hundred and ninety.
<br />Are donate mod thirty cents•OPOli.50), and tbe
<br />furlbet sum of twenty-seven dollars and ten
<br />Bente (ie7,10) taxes and penalties against the
<br />real property in said mortgage conveyed for the
<br />years DOS end woe, paid by &aid mortgagee, and
<br />fifty deflate attorney's fee stipulated in said
<br />mortgage to be mild in ease of foreclosure
<br />thereof` that the premises described in and
<br />conveyed by wild mortgage are situated In the
<br />county of Dakota, in the state of Minnesota, and
<br />are known and described as the northwest
<br />quarter of the nortbeaat quarter (nwii of nal()
<br />of seetlo0 xis (6), in township one hundred and
<br />fourteen (114), range eighteen (18); that by
<br />virtue of the power of sale contained In said
<br />mortgage and pursuant to the statute in such
<br />case made and provided, said mortgage will be
<br />foreclosed by a sale of said mortgaged premises
<br />et pablle vendee, t" the highest bidder for cash,
<br />by the abetit of said Dakota County, Minnesota,
<br />at ties moth front door of the courthouse, In
<br />the city of Beatings, In said county and state,
<br />ou Monday the eighth day of June, 1908, at ten
<br />o'cludk la the forenoon, to satisfy the amount
<br />then due and owing on said mortgage, together
<br />with the 537,10 taxes so paid by the mortgagee
<br />the MOO) attorney's fee stipulated to be paid 1.
<br />Case of foreelesure, and the legal disbursements
<br />and Boats of -wile.
<br />Dated title tiventvthitd dry of April. 1908.
<br />TU8 GERMAN AMERICAN HANE OF
<br />HASTINGS. MINNESOTA, Mortgagee,
<br />R. A. Waterono. Attorney for Mortgage»,
<br />itastiegs, Minunsote. 81 8w
<br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT.
<br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In
<br />probate *Mari,
<br />in the Metter of the estate of l.esetta Moser,
<br />decedent.
<br />The state of Minnesota to Joseph Moser,
<br />Helms Roger, Plum Numptlou, William Moser.
<br />0. Arthur Miser and all persons interested
<br />in the Sinai acwuut end distribution of the
<br />estate of .aid decedent. The repreeentatite
<br />of the above named decedent having
<br />tiled la tide court his Anal a000unt of
<br />the mdmialatratiou of the eatate of said deoedebt,
<br />together with his petition praying for tee
<br />adjustmeet and allowance of said Dual account
<br />and for distribution of the residue of said estate
<br />to the persons thereunto entitled. Therefore,
<br />you and snob of you, are hereby cited and
<br />required to show cause, if any you -pave., before
<br />this court, es the prolente court room in the
<br />courthouse, in the city of Itastlugs, In the
<br />county of Dakota, mate of Minnesota, on the
<br />loth
<br />da of June, 19M, at two o'clock p.
<br />why said petition should not be granted.
<br />Vitt.. the judge of said court, and the seal
<br />of sold court, this 15th day of May, 1900.
<br />•>~I tilos. P. MORAN,
<br />Probate Judge.
<br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT.
<br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In
<br />pr"Late court.
<br />In the matter of the estate of Walter E.
<br />Cary, dectelent.
<br />The stale of Mluneeota to John E. Cary.
<br />and ail persona Interested in the final
<br />aocount mud distribution of the estate
<br />of &aid dettedent. The representative of the
<br />atwre *tamed droodent, haying flied in this
<br />court but soap account of the administra-
<br />tion of the 0statr, of said decedent, together with
<br />his petition praying for the adjustment and
<br />allowance of said Moil account and for dos•
<br />ttibution ut the residue of said estate to the
<br />persons thereunto entitled. Therefore, you
<br />and each of you. are hereby cited and required
<br />to show cause, If any you have, before this
<br />court at the probate court room In the court.
<br />boast, In the city of Hastings, In the county of
<br />Dakota, state of Minnesota, on the lith day of
<br />June} 1908, at 9:311 o'clock a. m., why said
<br />petition should noose grunted.
<br />w'Itness, the judge of said court, and the seal
<br />of said court, thief 15th day of May. 191181
<br />18ta1.1 • THOS. P. MORAN,
<br />84.3w Probate Judge.
<br />W. H. DsRay. Attorney for Petitioner.
<br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT.
<br />State rpt Minnesota,—county of Dakota.—ss, la
<br />probate OOurt.
<br />1e the totter of the estate of Susana Herbst,
<br />dere lent
<br />l.ettwrs testamentary this day bating been
<br />granted to L. N. Holt.
<br />it bi oteterrd that the time within which all
<br />credBbrs of the above named decedent may
<br />Relent *Waith. agalua1 his estate 1n tbia caurt
<br />be.. and the aamo hereby Ie. limited to six
<br />months from and after the date hereof; sad that
<br />Thursday, the 17111 day of December, 1908, at ten
<br />o'clock a. to.. in the probate count room. at the
<br />courthouse at Hastings, in said county, be, and
<br />the tome hereby le fixed and appointed as the
<br />time and piece for hearing upon and the ex-
<br />amination, adjustment, and allowance of such
<br />(1.110. as shall be presrated within the time
<br />aforesaid.
<br />Let nosier hereof be given by the publiceitioa
<br />of tblr o1rder In The Hastings Gazette as provtd•
<br />ed byt law,
<br />Meirated May 9th, 1
<br />By the omit..
<br />94-3w THOS.Judge P. MofOQANProbata.,
<br />(I.. 19
<br />ESTA'T'E OF DECE1)ENT.
<br />State of MI umbels, county of Dakota.—ss. In
<br />probote alum.
<br />In the matter of the estate of Frani G. Holmes,
<br />decedent
<br />Letter. of administration this day having been
<br />grouted t0 koheri Holmes
<br />it b ordered that the Ume within which all
<br />Creditors of the above named decedent may
<br />presentcleima modem hioestate In thisoourt be,
<br />and the same hereby is. limited to six months
<br />from and atter thee date hereof; and that There -
<br />4o)'• the 10th silty of Deoember,1908, at ten o'clock
<br />>a m., Ih the probate court room at the court-
<br />house, *1 Heatiess, lu said "oosnty, be and the
<br />same hereby be axed and appointed as the time
<br />and place for Rearing epee and the eaamina-
<br />non, adjuotment, and allowamoe of ouch cl.lms
<br />as shall be gpaseated within the time aforesaid.
<br />Let notion hereof be ggiven by the publication
<br />ofvld<]ed b tab orleriw.yb7tib, The Hastings Gazette, es pro-
<br />laYs1906,
<br />8p is+, l Ism oonrit lw. TH08. P. MORAL
<br />Judge of Probst*,
<br />e.
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