E: Myra's Si
<br />By LULU JOHNSON.
<br />Copyrighted, 1908. by the Associated
<br />Literary Press.
<br />Myra came to the doorway o
<br />sod house and looked wistfully
<br />the fields. Far to the southeast a
<br />plume of smoke showed a bit of r
<br />ground, and presently 8be was a
<br />discern a toy train making its pro
<br />toward the west, Three puffs of
<br />steam sprang from In front of the
<br />and presently there were borne t
<br />ear three faint blasts of the whis
<br />fit proportion to the absurdly di
<br />five appearance of the locomotive
<br />She slipped the big white apron
<br />her trim waist and waved It abov
<br />head. Then a single short blast o
<br />whistle announced that her signal
<br />been seen.
<br />Presently the train vanished int
<br />other cut in the rolling prairie,
<br />Myra did not return to her work.
<br />remained leaning against the r
<br />hewn doorpost, looking out across
<br />dreary waste of land.
<br />When summer came and the wa
<br />grain covered with its velvet pile
<br />gentle undulations, Myra liked to
<br />tend that it was an ocean across w
<br />her ship would presently come sa
<br />to its haven of good hope. Dl
<br />against the southern horizon a iin
<br />purple against the blue of the
<br />marked the commencement of the
<br />hills, but to the north, east and w
<br />as tar as the eye could see there
<br />only the rolling prairie.
<br />Myra hated the low, fiat surfacee
<br />in the summer, when the ocean
<br />grain concealed its nakedness and ga
<br />the suggestion of a mystic ocean,
<br />in the early spring, with its bro
<br />surface and the brown grass of
<br />fallow fields, her soul revolted at
<br />very sight of the ground. Yet now
<br />leaned against the doorpoet and loo
<br />across the brown earth to where
<br />knew the single line of the call
<br />ran.
<br />In the long summer days she h
<br />two visits from Jim Purdy, for th
<br />it was still light enough when be ca
<br />past at 6 to wave a signal and to
<br />ceive the answering toot that was
<br />be heard only when the wind w
<br />from the south. At other times o
<br />the puff of steam from the whistle to
<br />of the signal.
<br />These were about the only vis
<br />Myra received. Robert Sackett was
<br />close grained, self contained egoti
<br />and young men were not made w
<br />come at the Sackett quarter sectio
<br />Purdy had come in spite of the sur
<br />reception he had received from the f
<br />ther of the girl he loved. There h
<br />been long calls on pleasant summ
<br />nights and plans for what they woul
<br />do when Jim should have complet
<br />his probation as engineer and shou
<br />be given a regular run.
<br />Myra bad promised to marry hi
<br />when all this should come to pas
<br />They would live at the end of th
<br />division, where they was a town
<br />10,000 inhabitants and where th
<br />dreary monotony of the plains wa
<br />broken by the close proximity of th
<br />mountains. Yet when Jim had com
<br />to claim her hand, aglow with joy ove
<br />his promotion, she had drawn back.
<br />"I can't leave dad," she explain
<br />simply. "Mother told me to take ca
<br />of him, and I promised her that
<br />would. Promises to the dead can't
<br />broken, Jim."
<br />"But she didn't mean that you mus
<br />spend your whole life and give u
<br />your own happiness just to make M
<br />Sackett comfortable," the man denied
<br />"She didn't mean that, Myra. Sh
<br />only meant you were to look after hi
<br />in a way. Your pa would be just
<br />well satisfied with a hired cook."
<br />Myra shook her head in negatl
<br />even while she knew that what JI
<br />said was true. In the summer whe
<br />the crops were in there were half
<br />dozen men to cook for, and from morn-
<br />ing until late in the night she toiled in
<br />the hot kitchen. In the winter Sackett
<br />spent much of his time in the nearest
<br />town, some eighteen miles away, leav
<br />Ing Myra alone in the homestead.
<br />It was of these things she thought
<br />as she looked out across the billows of
<br />unlovely earth and wondered If per-
<br />haps the sacrifice was not in vain. It
<br />was much as Jim had said—Robert
<br />Sackett would be as happy and as
<br />comfortable rtable nn
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<br />the ministrations of
<br />a hired housewife.
<br />Day after day she had stood in the
<br />doorway atter Jim's train had passed,
<br />wondering if perhaps she had not
<br />made more than the sacrifice that her
<br />mother had demanded and seeking
<br />some sign by which she might be
<br />guided. No sign came, however, and
<br />there was only the dreary prospect of
<br />an unending round of drudgery, with
<br />no compensating words of thanks and
<br />affection.
<br />Her hands clinched as she thought
<br />of the last two years, those years in
<br />which she might have been Purdy's
<br />wife, when she might have exchanged
<br />the dreary round of the quarter sec-
<br />tion for a cozy home in a town where
<br />the Rockies towered above them and
<br />all was not flat and deadly monotonous
<br />of outline.
<br />She still stood there as the familiar
<br />team attached to the heavy farm wag-
<br />on crept over the edge of the nearest
<br />billow of earth. Sackett, in the driv-
<br />er's seat, gave no heed to Myra's sig-
<br />naling, but drove stolidly on until at
<br />last be had turned into the home in -
<br />closure and lumbered down from the
<br />Peat, tossing to Myra a couple of let-
<br />ters addressed in Purdy's familiar
<br />handwriting.
<br />"It was late when I got through last
<br />night," he said sheepishly as he re-
<br />moved with care a demijohn from the
<br />wagon box and took it into the barn.
<br />Myra nodded understandingly. It al-
<br />ways was late when her father con-
<br />cluded his simple business errands, too
<br />late to make it worth whiles W net back
<br />to the homestead that night Be salved
<br />his conscience with tbis time worn
<br />fiction and spent a roisterous night at
<br />the Eagle hotel. She Left him to put
<br />up the tired horses, while she hurried
<br />into the house to read her letters and
<br />prepare dinner.
<br />Her soul stirred at the thought of th
<br />drudgery before her young life for th
<br />sake of a man who left her alone th
<br />the sod house while he spent e nl
<br />dissipating in town. Jim's pleadln
<br />were hard to resist, and as she tuck
<br />t the the letters into her workbox she pray
<br />for a sign for her guidance.
<br />When Sackett came in dinner w
<br />smoking on the table, and he pulled u
<br />his chair with a grunt of satistactio
<br />The meal was enlivened by no gess!
<br />of the town. Sackett ate in stony s
<br />lence, now and then regarding h
<br />daughter from beneath his busby ey
<br />brows. Myra's hands clinched untie
<br />the tablecloth as she noted the sign.
<br />It was a certain indication that h
<br />had to confess some indiscretion whit
<br />be knew he could not conceal from he
<br />The last time it had been the loss o
<br />the market phoney in an effort to bea
<br />a card sharper at three card monte.
<br />Sackett carefully flubbed off a sec
<br />and helping of pie, but he did not pus
<br />back his chair as a sign that he wa
<br />through. The wrinkled cheeks red
<br />dened under the tan, and his eyes grew
<br />small and cunning.
<br />"I got to go to town again tomor
<br />row," he announced. "I met the Wid
<br />ow Lusk, and she says she'll marry
<br />me. She don't think It right that you
<br />should be left alone so much with no
<br />mother to look atter you."
<br />"Are you marrying the widow on my
<br />account?" asked Myra coldly.
<br />"The widow is n fine woman," de-
<br />clared Sackett, a twinkle of apprecia-
<br />tion in his beady eyes. "Of course I'll
<br />admit that I kinder like her, but she's
<br />right when she says you're left too
<br />much alone. I'll drive in tomorrow and
<br />bring her out."
<br />"I'll go In with you," announced
<br />Myra as she gathered up the plates be-
<br />fore her and rose from the table. "I
<br />was praying for a sign, but I didn't
<br />think that the Widow Lusk would be
<br />the sign."
<br />"Sign tor what?" asked Sackett curi-
<br />ously.
<br />"A sign that it would be right for me
<br />to marry Jim," explained Myra. "He
<br />wrote the other day that any time I de-
<br />cided to say 'yes' I only had to build
<br />two bonfires where he could see them
<br />and be in town the next night when be
<br />pulled the eastbound overland over the
<br />division. I'm going out to fix the fires
<br />now so he'll be expecting me tomor-
<br />row."
<br />That night the passengers on the
<br />eastbound overland sprang from their
<br />seats in alarm as the whistle shrieked
<br />demoniacally, and then they braced
<br />themselves for the shock of the colli-
<br />sion which never came. They could
<br />not know that the young engineer had
<br />received a sign from Myra and that be
<br />knew that her slavery was at an end.
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<br />Chinese Kites.
<br />Great ingenuity Is displayed by the
<br />Chinese in the manufacture of kites.
<br />Kites of the angular shape, common
<br />among ourselves, are uever seen, the
<br />designers representing at their own
<br />sweet will flowers, birds, fish and in
<br />fact anything that may be found on
<br />the earth or in the waters under the
<br />earth. Many of them are extremely
<br />beautiful and do infinite credit to the
<br />artistic tastes of the people. Human
<br />figures representing historical or myth-
<br />ical events are very commonly used,
<br />while emblems such as the double fisb
<br />and characters of felicitous import,
<br />such, for example, as shou (longevity)
<br />and chi (good fortune), are favorite
<br />subjects. On some of them musical
<br />strings are so arranged that they emit
<br />sounds of melody as they fly aloft The
<br />first ones so constructed are said to
<br />have been instrumental in saving an
<br />army when in dire distress. The gen-
<br />eral commanding this unfortunate
<br />force, being hemmed in by the enemy,
<br />resorted to the stratagem of flying in
<br />the dead of night a number of kites
<br />with musical strings so arranged as
<br />to emit sounds resembling the words,
<br />"Beware of Han." Like the Syrians,
<br />at the noise of the chariot wheels, the
<br />contending host took flight at the
<br />sound and were destroyed—horse, foot
<br />and dragoons.
<br />Domestic Philosophy.
<br />Two apparently well content and
<br />jovial benedicts were discussing the
<br />infelicities of married life In tones
<br />easily overheard as they came down-
<br />town in a trolley car the other day.
<br />"Now, my wife and I rarely quarrel,"
<br />said one, "and it is soon over when we
<br />do, but I had opportunity the other
<br />evening to impress a bit of domestic
<br />philosophy. We were sitting at the
<br />library table, with tabby comfortably
<br />snoozing on one side and a young col-
<br />lie dog blinking at the other end. 'Why
<br />can't we always live pleasantly to-
<br />gether like those two?' remarked my
<br />wife suddenly. I didn't say anything,
<br />but a thought occurred to me, and, get-
<br />ting up, I fetched a piece of string and
<br />tied one end to the cat's ear and the
<br />other around the dog's front leg. In
<br />about two seconds there was a mixup,
<br />and If I hadn't stopped It quickly by
<br />cutting the string there would have
<br />been little left of either the dog or the
<br />cat. 'Now, that's n.y idea,' said I,
<br />'why most married people quarrel.
<br />They can't get far enough from each
<br />other when one happens to feel hurt,'
<br />and my wife didn't say a word."—Phil-
<br />adelphfa Record.
<br />Smugglers' Philanthropy.
<br />At Broadmoor and Perth, England,
<br />the criminal lunatics have a free sup-
<br />ply of the most exquisite pipe tobacco,
<br />cigars and cigarettes. In fact, they
<br />smoke far finer stuff than the average
<br />rich man. Yet all this good tobacco
<br />costs the government nothing. The
<br />smugglers of England pay for the
<br />smoking of the criminal insane. It is
<br />from her confiscated smuggled tobacco
<br />that England fills the tobacco boxes of
<br />Perth and Broadmoor.
<br />Not Her Abode.
<br />"My income is small," said a rather
<br />dilatory lover, "and perhaps it is cruel
<br />of me to take you from your father's
<br />roof."
<br />"But I don't live on the roof," was
<br />the prompt re iz.
<br />A NOVEL TIMEPIECE.
<br />Wonderful Clock That Contains but
<br />One Wheel,
<br />A unique product of mechanical and
<br />horological genius is illustrated here-
<br />with. Wer., It not for the familiar
<br />looking dial there are few persons in-
<br />deed who would take this object to be
<br />a clock. Thin wonderful timepiece,
<br />which was constructed by C. II. Brig -
<br />den, a watchmaker of Los Angeles,
<br />Cal., has been made to keep time with
<br />a single wheel only. This wheel Is
<br />really no wheel at all, but rather a per-
<br />forated disk which serves as an es-
<br />cape wheel.
<br />The escape wheel is kept under ro-
<br />tary tension by two weights, very
<br />much like the escape wheel of a large
<br />clock. In place of a pendulum and
<br />CLOCK WITH NO 0SAR WB&8L&,
<br />gearing thirty-one quarter inch steel
<br />balls are used, which operate consecu-
<br />tively. When the timepiece 1s set one
<br />of the metal balls Is caused to de-
<br />scend in zigzag fashion ou two pivoted
<br />plates, one located above the other.
<br />After the ball has descended to the tow-
<br />er plate its course is directed In such
<br />a way that it enters one of the holes at
<br />the lower end of the perforated disk,
<br />releasing the disk and then proceeding
<br />in its rotary motion the space of one
<br />hole. As the time consumed by such
<br />an operation Is limited to one minute,
<br />it follows that the disk must be pierced
<br />with sixty holes for one hour's time.
<br />The forward motion and stopping are
<br />effected by the unlocking and locking
<br />of a spring, the former part of which
<br />may be done by the percussion of the
<br />descending ball. As the perforated
<br />disk carries thirty balls on one-half its
<br />diameter, the addition of the thirty
<br />that ball will change the perpendicular
<br />position of ball No. 1 and cause it to
<br />roll out on to the upper pivot plate. It
<br />will then repeat its original operation.
<br />MOSQUITO EXTERMINATOR.
<br />Cactus Paste Mors Efficacious Than
<br />Petroleum in Hot Climates.
<br />Consul William Henry Blahop of Pa-
<br />lermo, Italy, transmits the following
<br />information relative to experiments
<br />made by the chief of the sanitary serv-
<br />ice at Gaboon, French Africa, with the
<br />cactus as n substitute for petroleum for
<br />the extermination of mosquitoes in
<br />warm climates:
<br />The thick, pulpy leaves of the cactus,
<br />cut up In pieces, are thrown into wa-
<br />ter and macerated until a sticky paste
<br />is formed. This paste is spread upon
<br />the surface of stagnant water and
<br />forms an isolating layer which pre-
<br />vents the larvae of the mosquitoes
<br />from comic: to the top to breathe and
<br />destroys cm through asphyxiation.
<br />It is true that petroleum can do the
<br />same service, but in warm climates pe-
<br />troleum evaporates too quickly and is
<br />thus of little avail. The mucilaginous
<br />cactus paste, on the contrary, can hold
<br />Its place indefinitely, lasting weeks,
<br />months or even an entire year, and: the
<br />period of development of the larvae be-
<br />ing but about a fortnight, it has the
<br />most thorough effect
<br />New Icemaking Machine.
<br />An lcemaking machine has been in-
<br />vented at Grasse, France. The impor-
<br />tant feature Is a cylinder in which the
<br />chemicals are sealed (the latter not re-
<br />quiring renewal and lasting as long as
<br />the machine itself) and which, revolv-
<br />ing in water, produces the ice. It can
<br />also produce cold air. It has no joint
<br />piece, no pressure gauge, no suction or
<br />regulating valve and no pipe, tap or
<br />circulating pump. It requires no
<br />steam for fuel and will work in water
<br />reaching even 118 degrees F. It saved
<br />98 per cent of cooling water and 70
<br />per cent of motive power as compared
<br />with any other freezing system known.
<br />It does not require to be fed with
<br />chemicals.
<br />How Steel Melts.
<br />Experiments with a crucible steel fur-
<br />nace have demonstrated that steel melts
<br />from the ceuter instead of from the ex-
<br />terior- In other words, the inside be-
<br />comes a liquid, while the outside re-
<br />mains a solid up to a certain tempera-
<br />ture, when it, too, melts. By withdraw-
<br />ing the melting pot at the proper time
<br />the pieces of steel, while retaining their
<br />shape, will show one or more small
<br />openings through which the melted in-
<br />terior has flowed to the bottom of the
<br />crucible. The cause of thlsphenome-
<br />non is the presence of the oxide upon
<br />the surface, which requires a greater
<br />melting point than does the interior,
<br />where no oxidisation can occur.
<br />, If the Gun Had Other Color.
<br />An Dish astronomer declares that
<br />the following amazing results would be
<br />possible if the sun were some other
<br />color: If it were blue, there would be
<br />only two colors in the world, blue and
<br />black. If it were red, then everything
<br />would be red and black. In the latter
<br />case snow would be red, lilies red,
<br />black grass, black clear sky and red
<br />clouds. There would be a variety,
<br />however, it the sun were green. Things
<br />that are now yellow would still re-
<br />main that color, but there would be no
<br />reds, purples, orange or pinks and
<br />very few of those cherry hues that
<br />make the world so bright and pleasant
<br />The temperature of this earth would
<br />be very much changed.
<br />Fooled.
<br />Lazy Lewis—I was told dat de farm-
<br />er wot lives on dat hill paid his panda
<br />jist de same whedder dey worked er
<br />not, so I went an' hired t' him. Tired
<br />Thomas—Den youse played off sick, 1
<br />reckon? Lazy Lewis—Yep, an' at de
<br />end ov de month I found dat be never
<br />paid nobody notbin' nohow.—Cblcago
<br />New,.
<br />CONCERNING DREAMS.
<br />Scientific Theories About Visions Dur-
<br />ing Sleep.
<br />Dr. T. S. Clouston, superintendent
<br />physician to the Royal asylum, Edin-
<br />burgh, and a well known authority on
<br />mental diseases, recently gave some
<br />interesting views on the subject of
<br />dreams.
<br />"The modern opinion about dream-
<br />ing," said Dr. Ciouston, "is that a long
<br />series of events do not take place in-
<br />stantaneously, as used to be thought.
<br />Dreams may go on all night. It may be
<br />assumed that a dream sleep is not a
<br />sound sleep.
<br />"A curious thing is that many mel-
<br />ancholy people, whose whole conscious
<br />life is oue of misery, dream beautiful
<br />and happy dreams. They will tell you
<br />in the morning that that was their
<br />only pleasant time of the twenty -tour
<br />hours and they wish they could sleep
<br />always, for then they would be happy -
<br />Other melancholy people have fearful
<br />dreams eud sent to be more miserable
<br />than during their waking moments.
<br />"The doctors now, hi u rule, think it
<br />is a goon sign when melancholy peo-
<br />ple have cheerful dreams. The physio-
<br />logical view of dreaming now may be
<br />said to be the opening out of a partial
<br />consciousness of tbe things that have
<br />been heard and thought about and seen
<br />by the brain previously. No new
<br />thought was ever created in a dream,
<br />and It Is doubtful whether the solution
<br />of any new problem was ever effected
<br />in a dream.
<br />"The mental doctors find close analo-
<br />gies between the delusions of the in-
<br />sane and the dreams of sane people.
<br />There are three brain conditions very
<br />nearly allied—dreaming, the hypnotic
<br />condition and somnambulism."
<br />UNIQUE SHELTER TENT.
<br />Covering Divides Into Sections, Eaoh
<br />Forming a Poncho.
<br />A Cailfornta inventor has devised an
<br />interesting shelter tent, the canvas
<br />covering of which can be divided Into
<br />sections and worn as a garment or
<br />uniform, says Popular Mechanics, dur-
<br />ing the day. Adapted for the use of
<br />troops, hunters and campers in gen-
<br />eral, the uniform, or poncho, as it is
<br />called, somewhat resembles the uni-
<br />forms sometimes worn by the soldiers
<br />of oriental countries, •
<br />The illustrations show a bunter
<br />wearing a poncho and two different
<br />sized tents ready for occupation. The
<br />upper is eight feet high and eleven
<br />and a half feet In diameter and 1S
<br />made of flue ponchos. The lower is
<br />made of four ponchos and Is eight and
<br />a half feet high and nine feet in diam-
<br />eter.
<br />When using a tent section as a pon-
<br />cho the arms are passed through the
<br />Palo assvrsu T>Qrr.
<br />connected edges between the buttons,
<br />and a piece of cord or a beat is fasten-
<br />ed around the waist The wearer thus
<br />has the free use of his arms, and the
<br />garment fits with sufficient closeness
<br />for comfort and protection from the
<br />weather.
<br />The tent in position has a triangular
<br />shape, with as many triangles as there
<br />are ponchos. The main support 1s a
<br />center pole, around the top of which is
<br />placed a ring. The shape of the pon-
<br />cho sections admits of any number be-
<br />ing used In the construction of a single
<br />tent, so that 1t can be made as large
<br />or as small as desired.
<br />Automatic Lemon Squeezer,
<br />An improved lemon squeezer of the
<br />automatic type is designed for use
<br />where the lemons are to be handled in
<br />large numbers. It comprises knife for
<br />cutting, squeezer and strainer and is
<br />worked by a handle lever. The fruit,
<br />being inserted one after the other, is
<br />cut and thoroughly strained of its juice
<br />at one movement of the lever, and the
<br />liquid is delivered from a spout after
<br />it has been properly strained, while the
<br />lemon and seeds are thrown out at an-
<br />other place. There Is no handling of
<br />the fruit after dropping in the hopper,
<br />and the preuwnrc bio;'.:, are adjustable
<br />to handle lemuu:t of diaerlug slzes.
<br />New Wire Wtloi::o Process.
<br />A Part:vie-I iuc:.t;;rr•gitul engineer
<br />claims to L::. - perfcc ;ed a process of
<br />welding coi,,:t'r lo steel wire so as to
<br />make t1 noncorrosive cuutlug. Many ad-
<br />vantages, It Is sail will result from
<br />the use of Ole new a l;c. such as high
<br />tensilestree.ab arta eht-':levity combined
<br />with small, :• ,arrt-e tx;w-•ed to wind
<br />and sleet th::a \:null be the ens° with
<br />Iron wire of the same eanductivlty,
<br />A Cure For S'-mmering,
<br />In a number of English schools
<br />stammering in children le now being
<br />treated systematically, with breathing
<br />exercises, followed by vocal gymnas-
<br />tics and then by u combination of vo-
<br />cal, breathing and physical exercises,
<br />together wltb dumbbell practice. This
<br />Is continued daily for six weeks, excel-
<br />lent results baying been reported.
<br />Unrequited Genius.
<br />The world bas never learned the
<br />name of the genius who conceived the
<br />idea of spreading butter upon bis
<br />bread, a combination ot food elements
<br />more palatable, more wholesome and
<br />more universally popular than any
<br />that the combined wisdom of W the
<br />professors wbo have ever lived has
<br />been able to devise,—Epicure,
<br />Finding • Horseshoe.
<br />There is a man who has a very poor
<br />Idea of the horseshoe u a bringer of
<br />rood luck.
<br />"I found one in the road some time
<br />ago," he remarked. "As a matter of
<br />fact, another old gentleman found it
<br />also about the same time. We both
<br />wanted it, and then was a tussle for
<br />it.
<br />"I got the shoe, a black eye, a torn
<br />finger from a rusty nail in the shoe
<br />and a summons for assault and bat-
<br />tery.
<br />'It wasn't a very good start, but 1
<br />thought I'd give it a fair trial. Of
<br />course in nailing the shoe up above the
<br />front door 1 managed to smash my
<br />thumb and fall from the stepladder,
<br />"Then I sat down and wafted for
<br />the luck to begin. That shoe seemed
<br />to be endowed with the power to at-
<br />tract trouble in every form,
<br />"Duna, bailiffs, the landlord, meanies
<br />and poverty were rarely out of the
<br />house, and my faith was shaken.
<br />"Then one day, when the rate col-
<br />lector was standing on tbe top step,
<br />that shoe came down with a crash"—
<br />"Ah!" interrupted the sympathiser.
<br />"Luck at last!"
<br />"Not a bit of 1t," sighed the unlucky
<br />one. "It missed him by a foot."—Lon-
<br />don Answers,
<br />The Way of Womankind.
<br />Women are indefatigable In their
<br />analysts of conduct A man accepts
<br />a white ray of light for what 1t 1s; a
<br />woman passes It through a prism and
<br />resolves it Into its component rays, If
<br />I pass Mrs, A. In the street without
<br />saluting her she conjectures a dozen
<br />painful motives to account for my ab-
<br />sentmindedness- If she passes me I
<br />conclude that she is shortsighted or ab-
<br />sentmluded.
<br />If I say to my niece Molly that 2 and
<br />2 make 4 she consents, but la uncon-
<br />vinced. But if I show her this little
<br />formula-11/24--Its+1%+1/4=4—ebs Is at
<br />once all alive with interest and sits
<br />down to work It out and proclaim in
<br />triumph that it Is so. From a hard
<br />and dull statement of the fact It has
<br />become a problem and an intrigue, and
<br />here she is in her element.
<br />That is the way of womankind in all
<br />relations to life.—"Comments of Bag-
<br />shot"
<br />The Wild Boar.
<br />The wild boar Is a most courageous
<br />animal The element of luck counts
<br />for a great deal 1n pig sticking, as in
<br />most other forms of sport, and It often
<br />happens that the foremost sportsman
<br />who by dint of hard riding or thanks
<br />to the fastest horse has come up with
<br />the quarry to deprived of the coveted
<br />bonor of "first spear" by a sudden
<br />"fink" or turn of the pig. The boar,
<br />In spite of bis clumsy appearance, b'
<br />not only possessed of a great turn of
<br />speed, but is extraordinarily active. He
<br />will turn and twist like a hate, putting
<br />every obstacle in the shape of bushes,
<br />rocks, water, etc., between himself
<br />and his pursuers, but all the time mak-
<br />Ing for the nearest patch of jangle and
<br />safety. The pace atter pig Is faster
<br />than the best of runs with hoends, but
<br />is sooner over.—Iilustrsted Sporting
<br />and Dramatic News.
<br />This Makes It Very Plain.
<br />The meaning of the word "swastika"
<br />is "It Is well," or good luck. The mean-
<br />ing of the symbol is more complex
<br />Some folks trace It to the sun.
<br />"The emblem is the sun in motion,"
<br />argued Professor Max Muller. "A
<br />wheel with spokes was actually re-
<br />placed by what we now call swastika.
<br />The swastika is, in fact, an abbreviat-
<br />ed emblem of the solar wheel with
<br />spokes In it, the tiro and the move-
<br />ment being indicated by the cramprna.
<br />"It is the summary in a few lines of
<br />the whole work of creation," said Mme.
<br />Blavatsky; "is evolution, as one should
<br />say, from cosmotheogony down to an-
<br />thropogeny, from the indivisible un-
<br />known to materialistic science, whose
<br />genesis is as unknown to that science
<br />as that of the all Deity itself. The
<br />swastika Is found heading the religious
<br />symbols of every old nation."
<br />The Defect In His Dressing,
<br />The professor of surgery in one of
<br />England's universities has the reputa-
<br />tion of being one of the most painstak-
<br />ing and delicate operators in Britain,
<br />thoughtful of the patient and careful
<br />in the clinic. One day in the course of
<br />a clinical demonstration he turned to
<br />a student who had just commenced his
<br />studies with the question:
<br />"Now, sir, can you ten me what is
<br />wrong with my dressing?"
<br />The Ingenuous youth turned red and
<br />preserved a discreet silence. The pro-
<br />fessor, however, was not to be put
<br />off and repeated the question. After a
<br />long pause the youth stammered out
<br />in a fit of desperation:
<br />"Well, sir, if you insist on my telling
<br />you, I should say your tie is not quite
<br />straight"—London Globe.
<br />The San's Answer.
<br />After his son's great success wl
<br />the "Dame aux Camelias" Ale
<br />Dumas wrote to him as though a stran
<br />ger, congratulating him on the
<br />and expressing a desire to make
<br />author's acquaintance. "I myself am
<br />literary man," Bald be in conclusion"and you may have beard my name
<br />the author of 'Monte (histo.'"
<br />Dumas file was equal to the oceasl
<br />He wrote immediately In reply. ex
<br />pressing the great pleasure be w
<br />have in making his correspondents ac
<br />qualntance, principally on account of
<br />the high terms in which be had always
<br />heard his father speak of the author of
<br />"Monte Cristo."
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<br />book
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<br />cold
<br />deforms tieing [Isewltere.
<br />"Good morning. Mr. Bighpdgr'
<br />greeted the friend, entering Mr. High -
<br />price's furniture store. "1 saw your
<br />ad. In the newspaper saying that you
<br />would be pleased to have your friends
<br />call in on you before going elsewhere
<br />to buy, so I thought I'd call."
<br />"Very good!" returned the apprecia-
<br />tive Mr. Highpr ce, rabbing his hand&
<br />"Now, what can I sell you?"
<br />"Nothing. I told you I wu going
<br />eisewhera,"—Peanon's.
<br />It is the mind that suaketb good or
<br />111. that maketh wretebsdasisa or bap
<br />ptness, rich or poor.
<br />Low Fares to Chicago
<br />June 12 to 16 inclusive.
<br />On aeoount of the Republican national convention
<br />at Chicago in June, you will have an opportunity
<br />to make a trip to Chicago at small cost.
<br />Low fare tickets, good to return until June 30th,
<br />will be on sale from June I2th to 16th, inclusive,
<br />via the
<br />Chicago,
<br />Milwaukee, & St. Paul
<br />Railway.
<br />$9 round trip from Winona; $10.45 from Austin;
<br />$12 from SL Paul or Minucapolis; $1260 from
<br />Mankato; $15.85 from Pipestone; $16.95 from
<br />Ortonville. Proportionately low fares from other
<br />stations.
<br />Your local agent will, give you complete informa-
<br />tion regarding railroad fare and train service from
<br />your station to Chicago.
<br />F. A. MILLER,
<br />General Passenger Agent,
<br />Chicago.
<br />Kodiak Island's Queer Climate. He Didn't
<br />Of the abnormal climate of Kadlak afagistrate—The next person who W-
<br />ieland, Alaska, a writer says; "In spite terrupts the proceedings of this court
<br />of its situation In such high latitudes :will be expelled from the room. Prig -
<br />we find here what may well be de- ! (met — Hoo -ray! Whooper.cei Now
<br />scribed as 'the parting of the ways' be- ! lemme go! --Illustrated Bits.
<br />tween the arctic and more temperate
<br />regions. For, thanks to the moderating You never have to go out of your
<br />to walk to the right --Balt Lake
<br />which flows along its southern coasts, Ibna
<br />Kadiak is favored with climatic condi-
<br />tions such as are unknown even in
<br />places a few miles north or east of it
<br />on the mainland of Alaska. So pro-
<br />nounced is the demarcation line that
<br />even on the island Itself a traveler In
<br />summer will suddenly emerge from
<br />amid forests and vegetation of almost
<br />tropical luxuriance into a barren, des-
<br />olate land of silence, where lofty snow
<br />capped mountains tower aloft, brood-
<br />ing, as It were, over the past terrors ot
<br />an arctic winter, which will soon de-
<br />scend once more, enveloping them in
<br />its icy grip."
<br />Influence of the Japanese current way
<br />Prie.
<br />The English Channel.
<br />One of the most famous bits of water
<br />in the world is the English channel,
<br />which separates and yet unites the sis-
<br />ter countries of England and France
<br />and has been the scene of so much of
<br />their history. it extends on the Eng-
<br />lish side from Land's End to Dover
<br />and on the French side from the island
<br />of IIshant'to Calais. Its entrance from
<br />the German ocean is the strait of Do-
<br />ver, twenty-one miles wide, while at
<br />the other extremity, where 1t joins the
<br />Atlantic, It is 100 miles from shore to
<br />shore. The greatest width midway is
<br />150 ranee. Owing to the strong current
<br />setting in from the westward, the high
<br />winds which frequently prevail and
<br />the condguratlon of the shores It hag
<br />a roughness which has become prover-
<br />bial and few cross it without seasick -
<br />ness.
<br />It Would Flatter Man.
<br />Few men have deserved and few
<br />have won higher praise in an epitaph
<br />than the following, which was written
<br />by Lord Byron on tbe tomb of his dead
<br />Newfoundland:
<br />"Near this spot are deposited the re-
<br />mains of one who possessed beauty
<br />without vanity, strength without inso-
<br />lence, courage without ferocity and all
<br />the virtues of man without his vices.
<br />This praise. which would be unmean-
<br />ing flattery If inscribed over human
<br />ashes, is but a just tribute to the mem-
<br />ory of Boatswain, a dog,.who was born
<br />at Newfoundland May 8, 1803, and died
<br />at Newstead abbey Nov. 18, 1808."
<br />Woman's Reasoning.
<br />Husband (arriving with his wife at
<br />the Ascarraga station Just as the train
<br />steamed out)—There! If you hadn't
<br />taken such a fearful time dressing we
<br />shouldn't have lost that train. Wife—
<br />And if you hadn't hurried me so all the
<br />way here we shouldn't have such a
<br />long time to wait for the next one.—
<br />Philippines Gossip.
<br />At Homs.
<br />"He was perfectly at home at the
<br />banquet."
<br />"Why, be didn't have a word to say."
<br />"Weil, that's being perfectly at home
<br />for him_"—Qoustcr. ^^
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<br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT.
<br />1 State of M(nucsots, county of Dakota.—as. In
<br />probate court.
<br />• In the matter of the esixte of Mary
<br />Mies, decedent.
<br />The elate of Minnesota to George Drometer,
<br />Josephine Drometer, and ell persons Inter-
<br />ested la the granting of administration of the
<br />toilets) o1 sold decedent: The petition of George
<br />Drometer having been Bled In this oourt, rep-
<br />resseulloa that Mary Mee. then • res
<br />deet untie county of Dakota, elate of Mlueesota,
<br />died Intestate on the 28th dsy of April, 1808,
<br />and praying that letters of administration of her
<br />estate be granted to Charles A. Drometer, and
<br />the court having fixed the time and
<br />i piano for bearing said petition. Therefore, you,
<br />and each of you. are hereby cited and required
<br />to show cause, If any you have, before this court
<br />. at the probate court room 1n the courthouse,
<br />in the city of Hastings, In the county of Dakota,
<br />tate of lltnuesots, on the Stith day of June,
<br />1108, et eleven o'clock s. m, why said petition
<br />should oat be granted.
<br />Witness the judge of said court, and seal of
<br />watt, lila 9511. day of May, 1909.
<br />Arnolduav ialtst • j T(OS. P. MORAN,
<br />w Probate Judge
<br />ESTATE Ole' DEOEDENT, —
<br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss.
<br />In probate court.
<br />in tie matter of the estate of William
<br />Byars, dern,leul.
<br />On reading and filing the petition of Mary
<br />Ryan, praying that this court determine
<br />the descent of certain lands described therein as
<br />lelouglug to the above named decedent In his
<br />lye time, who died more than five yeas prior to
<br />tie date hereof.
<br />that ell p er ourhiutt ereateetl in the estate be f the
<br />above named decedent be and appear before this
<br />Court on the 24th day of June, 1908, at tea
<br />o'clock a. tn., at the probate court room to the
<br />oourtbouee at Hastings, In said county, and
<br />then and there, or as soon thereafter as said
<br />matter can bo heard, show cause, If any there bo,
<br />why Bald petition should not be granted.
<br />Let notice of said hearing be given by the
<br />publication of this order in The Hastings
<br />Garen., * tdutg 10 Isw.
<br />Dated May'4it1., 11111.1*
<br />908
<br />Hy 11., court. TIlOS. P. MORAN,
<br />[base 35-3w. Judge of Prolate,
<br />ESTATE OD
<br />F ECEDENT.
<br />suits eat Minnesota, county of Dakota.—ss. In
<br />',rebate court.
<br />In the matter of the estate of John M. Stoffel,
<br />dtaeedeut.
<br />Letteretestamentary this day having been
<br />granted to J. P. stoma.
<br />It is ordered that the time within which all
<br />creditors of the above named decedent may
<br />present claims against his estate in this court be.
<br />and the same hereby is, limited to six mouths
<br />from and otter the date hereof: and that Thurs.
<br />aam.,iio$iheatpeobate ccourcrr m at the court-
<br />house, et Hastings, las said county, be and the
<br />same hereby is fixed and appoints as the time
<br />and phos for bearing upon and the examina-
<br />tion, adjustment, and allowance of such claims
<br />as shahl to preialoted within the time aforesaid.
<br />Let uotlee hereof he given by the publication
<br />of this order to The Hastings Gazette, as pro-
<br />vided by law.
<br />Dated May 95th, 1908.
<br />Hy the court. THOS. P. MORAN,
<br />[Bait..) 36.3w Judge of Probate.
<br />ESTATE OF DECEDENT.
<br />State of Minnesota, county of Dakota.—as. In
<br />probaurt.
<br />In tut hcoe *natter of the estate of Prank
<br />Ruud, dreceedeat.
<br />Ltutses txstatnentaty
<br />tbis day having bee.
<br />granted to Caroline Ruud.
<br />It Is ordered that the time within which all
<br />emitter. of the above named decedent may pre-
<br />seutclahne against his estate In this court be, and
<br />Die same hereby is, limited to six months from and
<br />after the date hereof. and that Wednesday, the
<br />9241 day of December, 1908. at 9:30 o'clock a. m.,
<br />in the probate court room at the courthouse, at
<br />Hastin'0. In said county, lie, and the same
<br />hereby 15,, fixed and appointed as the time and
<br />place for hearing upon, and the examluallou,
<br />adjustment, and allowance of such claims as
<br />shall be presented within the time aforesaid.
<br />Let notice hereof be given by the publication
<br />of this order 1u The Hastings Gazette, as pro-
<br />vided 6y law.
<br />Dated May 1811,, 1908.
<br />H the court. THOS. P. MORAN,
<br />(Seat.) 969w Judge of Probate.
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